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gentle pete posted:My (24/f) husband's (25/m) best friend (25/f) sent us a box of feces as a "prank" while we were away on our honeymoon. Our apartment smells like death and I'm livid. This was an excellent follow up to the crazy fiancé. Thank you.
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Regulation Size posted:In the cold light of reason he probably could have deduced this girl is just stringing along her boy toy by making him feel good in comparison to her real, actual, I-am-having-sex-with-this boyfriend. It's lovely and manipulative and suggests this woman has a fragile self-esteem, but at least she probably doesn't believe the poo poo she's saying. On the other hand I probably would have thrown a big fit and threw the necklace into the ocean, I don't know. Or it's fake. A Veterinarian who just ducks out early to gently caress off and leaves the workload to his staff. Edit: then again, the vet I worked for interned with a doctor who spent lots of time huffing nitrous oxide after hours.so I guess it might not be a convoluted story about all women being cheating, gold-digging whores. Bored fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Pick posted:this effeminate elf prostitute is voiced by the same man who voiced male Shephard in mass effect. I did not know that. Isn't he also the barkeep from inquisition?
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Oct 7, 2016 03:06
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Getting cucked by your own dad has to be the worst. She's very "plain-spoken", meaning she is always a selfish rear end in a top hat. Poor dude and half-sister/daughter.
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Oct 19, 2016 15:59
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Pvt.Scott posted:Genesplicer, you old dog, you. Lol. That was my first thought.
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Oct 23, 2016 16:00
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Regulation Size posted:I caught my girlfriend sniffing my farts? (Serious) Maybe she's got a nose like a dog and she is just checking him for prostate cancer.
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Nov 8, 2016 16:56
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Was I [f/19] talking down to boyfriend [m/21] Sounds like an overreaction to a penis slappin'. https://youtu.be/6hb8FeKfRXM
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Nov 11, 2016 18:44
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Tears In A Vial posted:I [19M] have troube with my mom [48F] over my art, which is very important to me Lol. She's a hack artist and is mad her mom is calling her on it. Very nice find.
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Nov 14, 2016 01:37
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Chichevache posted:They're old as gently caress, their whispers are probably pretty loud anyway. They're probably some of those people that don't actually understand how to whisper.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:06
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brotato posted:Okay what the gently caress is catne. Are you telling me there are some people so fuckin greasy that they give their cats acne? How is this possible. This is like the worst thing I've read yet. Cats sometimes get crusty on their chins and it's called acne, but it's not drainable so I have no clue what the girlfriend would be trying to pop. Poor cats.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:22
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tactlessbastard posted:Maybe she gets alimony that ends if she moves in with someone else? Is that a thing? Yes it is.
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Dec 3, 2016 16:38
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:The idea of seven brothers yelling at their parents to drop the bigoted crap is pretty pleasing. Good for Jase that he has such stand-up siblings. Yep. That's pretty awesome. Even if the parents are bigots, they apparently did a good job raising their children since none of the brothers have it in them to hate Jase for being gay.
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Dec 5, 2016 15:16
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NomChompsky posted:My goodness what a depressing thread that I cannot stop coming back to. Go back to the story about the backpackers who traveled the world, then came out to the dude's family. Feel the warm fuzzies.
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Dec 6, 2016 03:47
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Tears In A Vial posted:Me [25 M] want a girlfriend [any/F] in hyderabad for good sexual relationship. I read this in Cookie Monster's voice.
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Dec 7, 2016 07:38
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Lockback posted:I have no idea if Coffee is a Euphemism here or what. Are these real people or is some AI learning relationship posts and awkwardly trying to make its own. Yeah, maybe it's heroin, or maybe this person's just big, shut-in, baby. Didn't she say they didn't meet for a couple of years?
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Dec 10, 2016 19:30
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Skratte posted:What in the hell makes her parents think this is her problem Isn't all Gothic poo poo Catholic, anyway?
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Dec 11, 2016 17:03
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Nazzadan posted:but I'm going to change it to Xiong Thunderdong. I like it! HardDiskD posted:why was he discussing fetishes with a therapist while he was "growing up" Bored fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Dec 17, 2016 17:35
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Lockback posted:By the title I thought this one was going to be weird but it turned out pretty cute. There's a lot of places to put hickeys where others can't see them.
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Dec 22, 2016 16:45
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WampaLord posted:lmao I think Bray might be worse. At least Goku is funny.
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Dec 28, 2016 17:17
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Gluten Freeman posted:maybe don't date a teenager, dude! You know how when you get drunk and trip over your own feet and fall face-first on a dick? Happens all the time.
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Dec 29, 2016 22:40
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Lyrai posted:Reading all of these terrible people makes me appreciate poo poo like http://imgur.com/gallery/DE10M this so much more. This is fuckin' adorable and I hope they stay that in love for the rest of their lives.
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Jan 4, 2017 17:05
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Earwicker posted:I would like to see a picture of the artwork and a picture of Rover before judging the situation I want to too. I'm thinking it looks like poo poo, but was such a sweet, thoughtful gift that everyone was complimenting it because her friend is a terrible person. Really, regardless of the quality, her friend is a jerk.
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Jan 5, 2017 16:26
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Pearnicious posted:I always wonder when I read statements like this if they're full of crap or if he has actually been diagnosed. It seems like an easy excuse for lovely people to just say "eh, I'm mildly autistic" and just continue to be a piece of poo poo. What does he even mean by "mental exhaustion drain"? Like normal people don't get mentally exhausted from dealing with life in general? Throwing autism around like that can be an excuse for drat near anything. Didn't do the dishes? "Sorry, I'm too mentally exhausted because of my mild autism and ADHD. I can't do the dishes right now, I need to focus on my video games." He probably actually suffers from depression since that causes lethargy and memory problems. That's my take on, as a person with no psychology degree and over the Internet, at least. Edit: missed the part about him being an abusive fucko. Now I don't wanna feel bad for him. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Jan 5, 2017 16:36
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Andrast posted:Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion. Maybe their words won't be intelligible.
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Jan 17, 2017 22:52
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:a horse is just a dog that traded quality for quantity Can confirm. My family had one when I was growing up that followed me around like a dog.
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Jan 18, 2017 06:06
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Lonely Virgil posted:drugaddicts.txt How does someone post this and not expect hate? "We were broke so we stole stuff from my brother. He's such an rear end in a top hat for pressing charges." What a piece of poo poo.
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Jan 21, 2017 17:19
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La Brea Carpet posted:1.) Dude is a shithead and the chick is awesome I didn't read the ages at the beginning. I actually did,"ew" out loud when I scrolled back up to check.
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Jan 23, 2017 15:16
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TheScott2K posted:Hold her purse for her once in a while if she needs you to for God's sake. It's not like some leprechaun is going to suddenly appear and call you a human being before punching you in the balls. I swear, some guys are such bitches about their masculinity. I had a good laugh at this. Thank you!
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Jan 27, 2017 04:45
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Pvt.Scott posted:Can you imagine the Klingon version? Lol. This is great. I have nothing of value to add.
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Jan 30, 2017 15:41
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Lol. "He knows it's partly his fault." It's all your fault, fucker!
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Jan 31, 2017 16:22
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Yeah they should because it almost seems like he takes some perverse enjoyment over making her feel ashamed. I don't see how it could be anything other than that. Dude is creepy as gently caress.
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Feb 2, 2017 15:20
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Themata posted:The majority of results for the first secret word was vastly by 20 something women who are insecure about another woman their boyfriends are buddy buddy with, so I think it's time to switch! Is she on the wrong birth control? Cause that sounds crazy for what sounds like a fairly stable relationship. Edit: nvm. I finished reading the post and the girl is awful. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Feb 3, 2017 15:50
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Oh, I'm not even bothering to go into the non-technical non-IT staff who regularly send us tickets for their non-issues who have absolutely no clue what's going on and are paid crazy good money as an accountant/controller/researcher/etc. 😂 I was not allowed to touch a printer that wasn't working at my job. We had to wait for IT to come fix it. The reason it wasn't working, according to the error message on my desktop, was that one of the paper trays wasn't closed properly. I got a stern talking to by the head of our department when she spotted me reaching towards the tray. IT will always be needed because corporations like making their employees helpless for some reason.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I've seen this story before and the update is even better. I wanted to bold the highlights but it's so crazy I would have to bold the whole thing. Fiance's a piece of poo poo, but I got all warm fuzzies reading about how her friends and family are taking care of her. How did she become involved with the fiance when she has such healthy, supportive relationships aside from that one?
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Feb 11, 2017 18:49
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:In my experience, people who are being genuinely kind when they give extravagant gifts don't expect the same in return. Yeah. Gift giving us really fun. It's even more fun when you actually have the money to come up with something awesome for the person you are getting the gift for.
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Feb 12, 2017 15:36
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p rude posted:Well I for one do NOT want my wife to gently caress someone other than me I was about to call you a prude as a joke, then I saw your username. Nice post+username combo.
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Mar 13, 2017 15:12
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I Was The Fury posted:loving gross. I didn't check genders until reading your post and thought the mom was writing it. Either way, it really is gross. "No college for you, little missy, until I'm in charge of your genitalia!"
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54 40 or gently caress posted:There's this guy on Facebook a friend exposed me to who thinks his autism makes him genetically superior to everyone around him because he is completely logical and detached from most emotions and/or doesn't understand them. He is also constantly posting insane Zionist conspiracy theory videos, casually throws around vitriolic racism, sexism and misogyny etc and writes small novels about these topics regularly, commenting on his own posts to elaborate. It's really a sight to behold. I work with someone like this. She fuckin hates "illegal immigrants" and old people who have the audacity to apply for Medicaid when they still pay premiums on life insurance (that they've probably paying into before they got sick) and she turns every conversation into saying awful things about various groups of people we are supposed to be helping. We process paperwork for health and human services. I don't think she realizes, when she goes off about "illegal immigrants", that the sites she reads her bullshit on use that as code for all Latinos. We have a lot of Latinos in our office and she is loud. She also thinks no Muslim should be allowed to come to the U.S. I don't bother trying to talk to her because somehow she turns every conversation into a way for her to loudly proclaim her awful opinions. The other people I've met with aspbergers have been perfectly nice and feel awful when they don't pick up on social cues.
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therobit posted:Yes, because goons know better than licenced professionals that met with and evaluated a patient. Seriously, not everything is mental illness or some tragedy that people need help for. Sometimes people are dumbshits or lazy assholes with no other pathology or reason behind it. Or that's how the family's interpreting it because they are frustrated. I don't believe "lazy" is a clinical term.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:lady you control your kid's diet you're doing a billion times more harm to her than your hubby's pet goodolboy 5'2" and 120 is acceptable. It just means she's gonna have boobs.
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