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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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HardDisk posted:

This is a hard one.

He should ask if he would run over white protesters

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Gaunab posted:

This is just sad

:smith:

He should :sever:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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If the girl knows what she's doing, she could end up with a whipped rich lawyer boyfriend which seems like a good deal imo

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Nazzadan posted:

I (25F) only crave intimacy with anime characters

I crave :goku: too

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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LethalGeek posted:

Im starting to think people just shouldn't date

Checks out

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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:sever:

Only one person getting sex never ends well

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

there's a good one in r/legaladvice


[Dallas, TX] I found out that I [36M] am not the father of my daughter [11F] but my father [60s/M] is the father; my wife [34F] told me last night. Struggling to cope. What are my legal options?


lol

Getting cucked by your own dad has to be the worst. :smith:

I'm not sure who the worse person, the dad or the wife? And what on earth possessed the wife to tell him that now?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I (26m) took a girl (22f) out on a date, is it a deal breaker that she had a machete in her car?

This lady seems cool

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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DOMDOM posted:

A guy [30's M] in my [30's F] office doesn't wear underwear.

new thead hero sighted

I work with a guy who I'm pretty sure goes commando under his pants and is also named Greg

But I don't work in an office

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Carrion Luggage posted:

no free legal help from the state in civil matters

however, dude could represent himself easily with the papers explaining loss of cock

Papers?

Just get on the stand and go commando

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What kind of person makes racist jokes to people they don't know in real life settings? What kind of person makes racist jokes period? It's amusing how she tries to justify how she didn't gently caress up after the fact too.

Actual work convo


Dan: Hey Mark

Mark: yeah

Dan: How do you hide a black man's welfare check? Put it in his work boots.

Mark and everybody else in the room: *laughs*


Mark was the only black guy



loquacius posted:

In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore

I like this song/band/album

Too bad it was overplayed when it came out

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's really, really sad that I have to say this in goddamn 2016, but you are a drooling moron and horrible rear end in a top hat if you think that telling racist jokes in the workplace is normal and expected.

Let me tell you about the time the shift supervisor/foreman called me a pussy for using ear protection while steam cleaning

Or the guy who asked another supervisor if he was the company pivot man

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

You should probably get a new job and stop being a horrible racist and sexist rear end in a top hat.

I'm just cashing checks until I finish my grad school applications

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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loquacius posted:

Yeah I'd bet good money that if you asked Mark from Nissin Cup Nudist's post whether he actually thought that joke was funny or was just really uncomfortable and laughed because it was easier than raising a stink, you wouldn't get a response because imaginary people can't talk

Mark was one of the nicest people I've ever met. Also he used Dan as a reference when he got laid off, so :iiam:

Now let me tell you about the guy who killed chickens at work. Its even on youtube

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Gaunab posted:

Something that's not about TV

"Him" is very ambiguous and I thought it referred to the non-sex haver at first

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Someone is leaving pubic hair on my [40/m] desk at work. How to resolve?

Does this person work with Clarence Thomas

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I don't want kids because I know I would be a poor dad

I can't even be a cool uncle since I'm an only child

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Don't have kids

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Pvt.Scott posted:

If I was 5' 2" I'd find me a 6' broad just to gently caress with people.

this is my goal, but I'm 6 even so I need to find a 6'5 woman

Welp

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Chichevache posted:

I'm 6', and I dream of meeting a women's volleyball player as well.

when I was at Penn State I played in the pep band and we played at the volleyball games

The Penn State Women's Volleyball team is fine af

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

Me [21F] with my BF [27 M] , 1 year, found he's been searching the "massive cock" subreddit

nothing wrong with this

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Why do people push for open relationships? Search for better sex? The thrill of doing something shady (cheating) without feeling bad? Sadbrains?

Nissin Cup Nudist
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

typical MOMBIES and DADDICTS

My (34F) sister (18F) is behaving inappropriately toward my husband (33M)


How many people have a sibling 16 years apart from them? Family dynamics

Nissin Cup Nudist
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datajugend posted:

How is that a weird thing.

I dunno

I'm an only child so I don't know what a sibling is like. But I assume its growing up together and sharing memories and such. But with 16 years apart, the older one starts doing their own thing and isn't around much.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Does Prof X have stairs in his house?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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When I traveled Europe, the reststops all had coin operated restrooms

Nissin Cup Nudist
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I'm not a big fan of hunting as giving me a lethal weapon is a very bad idea

But most of coworkers hunt so more power to them

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Zelder posted:

What the gently caress is Breckin

White people

Miles is the best name on that list by far yet the most famous Miles wasn't too fond of white people

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Chichevache posted:

Both of those names suck, fishbelly.

and Miles Davis rises from his grave and beats you with his 🎺

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Sticking my dick in the same hole you poop out of doesn't really turn me on

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La Brea Carpet posted:

How about something not related to bustin' nuts in butts


tl;dr My older brother used to beat me up a lot growing up. It got to the point where my parents had to send him away to live with our aunt and uncle just to keep me safe. He's calmer now, and he's doing really well for himself, keeping away from negative influences. I've never seen him act aggressive towards any women, but over the holidays I accidentally walked in on his girlfriend while she was in the bathroom and I noticed bruises along her arms and neck, which she had been hiding under makeup and thick layers of clothing for most of the night. She was also unusually quiet the entire night. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at here. I don't know what to do. I don't know what's going on with them, whether he's the one who gave her those bruises, and I don't want to point fingers but I also don't want to ignore the signs like everyone did with me when I was the one he was beating up. What should I do? Talk to the police? Talk to her? I don't want to approach my brother with this because if I'm right and he's the only who gave her those bruises, he'll probably just lose his temper on her thinking she told me.

Ugh, this is such a lovely situation to be in. Given the older brother's history I'd say talk to her alone and let her know what he used to do to you then offer support.

what if it's rough sex?

Don't lift shirts

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I would go gay for Obama

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Do these parents not drink at home or what?

Nissin Cup Nudist
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How did those two get married to begin with?

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scrubs season six posted:

This mans shameful wiener sexually harassed the poor young woman. In a way they are both victims.

this is what that redditor thinks, 100%

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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WampaLord posted:

No, words mean things.

Actually, we live in a society where words no longer have meaning

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I sharted myself a couple times

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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As an only child, please tell me of the moral choices of incestuous relationships

Not sarcastic

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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What socks do you people wear that aren't white?

Feel bad for the woman-child. That's gotta suck

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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LGD posted:

White socks aren't quite the abomination people are making them out to be (though wearing them like that guy did is very "yikes"), but uh, you do know that dark socks are a thing right?

Specifically a thing that should be worn with more types of clothing than white socks.

I only wear black socks when I need to dress up

I got through college wearing mostly white socks and so did most other people

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