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Streak posted:I found a page about talking your husband out of a bad tattoo in our computer's history when I was looking for something else. this is hilarious
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 13:11 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:21 |
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quote:I [37F] am in love with an almost stranger [25 F] Not sure what I should do? "i also think she feels the spark as well" that is textbook wishful thinking mate
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 12:37 |
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quote:I'm [26f] having second thoughts about marrying my fiancé [27m] because I've always imagined my daughter would look like me and my sisters and we're an interracial couple. hmmm what could "distinctive recessive traits" possibly mean....
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 06:03 |
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what does it filter from?
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 11:07 |
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quote:My [20F] with my boyfriend [20M] of almost 2 years, has been lacking in personal hygiene and its affecting our sex life. why are people like this
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 05:45 |
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quote:[b]My [21F] boyfriend [22] blocked me after I made an inconsiderate mistake[b] lol break up you dummies
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 08:05 |
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i love it when people mess up the dumb title formulaquote:Me [00 M/F] with my ___ [00 M/F] duration, short-descriptionI [21 M] find my depressed friend [18 M] tedious and annoying and the only reason I stick around is because I know of his issues.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 23:17 |
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I love the mum in this one. I wish my mum could have done this to my terrible dad.quote:My [26F] mom's [54F] plan to surprise my dad [55M] with a divorce is kind of cruel quote:Update...
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 10:42 |
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quote:Girlfriend [28F] wants us to split costs based on gender pay gap. I think this is stupid. the balls on this girl to ask for this lmao. i love it
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 22:55 |
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Good on that guy for straight up punching his brother.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 01:10 |
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quote:I [22M] just found out that my girlfriend [21F] plays Sims, and has turned one of her sims into a serial killer. lmao
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 03:55 |
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quote:My [21M] boyfriend is mad at me [20F]. He saw a celebrity and he's mad because I told him it's best to leave them alone.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 08:31 |
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Oh that poor kid, his dad only reached out to him at all to demand his organs
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 12:50 |
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My dad was a major workaholic, always complaining about how much he hates his job, how stressful it is, but how we need the money and oh no we can't afford to cut back on commitments-- Of course all the while all those extra weekends he was working he was actually loving off to see some woman on the other side of the city and spending thousands and thousands of dollars on her and other women, mostly poor Asian domestic servants. Probably some of these workaholic boyfriends/husbands are doing the same thing!! Anyway enough projection here's some content quote:My [25M] girlfriend [25F] has become a body builder. I'm becoming less and less attracted to her the more muscle she gains and I feel terrible about it. break up with the muscly woman you are no longer attracted to and send her to me, please
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 02:46 |
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everyone shush about app permissions, have some gift dilemmas just in time for valentine'squote:I (17F) think I have the ring that was promised to my cousin (28?F) quote:My [42 F] boyfriend [50 M] bought me a SUV, I already have a car, can I trade both in for a different car without being rude? quote:My (23M) incredible girlfriend (25F) just gave me my valentine's day gift early and I feel like poo poo My opinions: 1. Ask your grandma about the ring before mentioning it to your cousin; 2. Never get someone a car as a surprise!; 3. Just get thoughtful gifts like the purse and don't worry about matching the cost. She clearly just likes giving extravagant gifts to people and as long as you tell her you don't need them I think you're fine.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 00:01 |
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Pick posted:My grandparents on my mother's side met at a tall people's club, where women were required to be 6' and men were required to be 6'4". Apparently they were a spectacle everywhere they went in the late 30s because people just weren't that tall. That crew remained friends for life, some of them are still in correspondence to this day (the alive ones). That rules. Content: quote:Anyone have a guess as to what I'm dealing with here? (21M) (20F) First comment: quote:You are dealing with a girl who glanced at you. Carry on. quote:I [16F] have made a huge, awkward mistake with [16F]
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:28 |
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Mirthless posted:"I was looking at a girl, in the eyes, and she saw me! Did I ruin everything, forever?" i feel like there might be some unconscious internalised homophobia going on there but the post is so vague it's hard to tell
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:49 |
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count the number of bad ideas in this onequote:My (20 M) gf (17 F) of 1 years wants to have a sexparty and i am terrified.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 02:28 |
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count the red flags My [45 M] wife [28 F] of two years is moving out, but I wonder if I should give it one last shot quote:Before there is too much sympathy, I served her divorce papers last week. When I did, I told her: I love you, but I hate our relationship. Today I am off and saw her, we talked and since my back hurt she gave me a massage (nothing more, she is an LMP). I carried a bunch of things to her car for her. She is doing a great job of hiding it, but I think she is heartbroken inside. 43 year old man who does not speak Chinese at all marries 26 year old Chinese woman who has some trouble understanding English. Hmmm.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:06 |
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Nazzadan posted:As it turns out, she was a lesbian the entire time This is fantastic I wish all these stories would end the same way
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:12 |
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horse girls are an endless source of incredible r/elationships stories
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:02 |
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I want to know more about that guy thinking his wife has Huntington's based purely on her decision to flee the country. Does he have any other reason for thinking that? Cos, uh, if they've been married 25 years, maybe they got married at 20 at the youngest then she's at least 45 but possibly older, then her life expectancy is like fifteen years maximum and she'll be needing full-time care for a lot of that. And it's hereditary, so their kids could have it, and one of her parents had to have had it. Weird to just mention it as a throwaway justification for her abandoning the family with no further info. It's in my family history and it comes up so rarely, I'm always fascinated by mentions of it.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 02:42 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjjzVbTBF8o
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 10:28 |
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Play posted:a cat, a large dog (100 pounds of golden retriever st. bernard mix), and my sugargliders (terrible pets don't get them). I really want more info on this
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 03:50 |
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really i want to know where i too can get a fat golden retriever st bernard, a cat, and a bucket of sugar gliders ....wait, i should just offer to let her move in with me thanks r/relationships, another problem solved
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 04:57 |
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the OP's comments in that hotdog post are hilarious:quote:The more I think about it, the more I'm sure she's been the one eating hot dogs, if you know what I mean. After stewing all day I'm done with it all. quote:Commenter: Normally I relish a frank conversation, but his explanation here doesn't really cut the mustard. I would make sure to get the point across to him that this is a pretty serious problem likely to start a major beef in the relationship if not end it altogether.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:18 |
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But if you don't knock at parties how do you get in?
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 10:10 |
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I'm very unhappy that I know that now
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 10:16 |
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found an amazing fantasy of masculinity. starts off almost believable, but the comments give a little too much away I (22/m) pushed my sister (25/f) away after I beat up her bf. I want to repair the relationship but don't know how. quote:Well. I did the stupid/macho thing all guys think about but never do. I beat the poo poo out of a guy (24/m) and put him in the hospital for a week. Comments: quote:Thanks for the perspective! I have considered going through A but I really didn't want to risk her relationship with O. Maybe I will bring it up with her and see what she thinks. The more I think about it the more I believe her issues with men stem from myself and A. I've always been told I am the "perfect" guy (not to sound cocky it's just what I've been told) and everyone always raves over A's husband so I think maybe she's worried that if she brings a guy she really likes home, he won't measure up? Does that make sense? quote:In my defense it was my home (front yard) but yea I forget that not everyone is as traveled and experienced as me. Comments using OP's account but claiming to be his gf: quote:OP's gf here! quote:He is seriously the best! I have a questionable past at best, but he was my "knight in shining armor" so to speak and took me in issues and all. I have no idea why but he is my rock! quote:Thanks! I just gotta figure out how to get him to put a ring on it! But I honestly would rather be his gf forever than be with someone else. (That sounds healthy lol) quote:OP's gf present! quote:It's my opinion that he took it so hard because he left the service to get away from violence but then had to resort to it in his home. Nobody here blames him but himself but he's far better than he was. Thanks for the insight into your life! Some one gets suspicious: quote:I thought Marines never called themselves "ex", but rather "former". quote:OP gf here I will try to answer your questions!
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 01:44 |
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a few pages back, butHaifisch posted:When I talk about the baby they reply weirdly and act as if they are a jealous couple, implying that their baby was superior or something. I tell them I am that baby they are talking about, and how can my baby be any inferior to theirs. I absolutely love this "Ugh, my baby was superior to yours in every way, awful daughter" "But.... I was your baby?"
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 05:32 |
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quote:Yes, I do sometimes speak up against Peter, when I disagree with something he says (eg when he makes jokes about my country) ah, i see
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 10:51 |
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Pick posted:act 4: and that's where the party toilet comes in
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 07:02 |
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you made out with your boyfriend's sister, either take that to the grave or prepare to break up
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 05:04 |
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Admiral Ray posted:They hosed. omg lol they did, i wasn't reading closely enough. lady, run the hell away right now, there's no coming back from that
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 06:12 |
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Guy I was seeing briefly [27M] tried to bang another girl [20sF] in the same bed as me [25F] and I reacted in a way no sane human would ever behave. submitted 10 hours ago by Disrespect_Me_Daddy quote:I apologize in advance because this is a bit of a wild ride and doesn't make any of the parties involved, including myself, look normal whatsoever. I'm still trying to process this situation and understand why I behaved the way I did and why this happened in the first place. I am using a throwaway because holy poo poo, I feel stupid. i have to say, from the title i thought this was going to end up as a murder or at least assault, but it's still pretty hosed also, this is a throwaway account apparently and that's the username she picked? lol
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 02:16 |
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My (23f) roommate (21f) won't speak to me after I asked a mutual friend (22f) to not bring her dogquote:So this girl (Y) and I live in a very small house. She has a small dog and two cats, I have no pets. She is very poor, and I offered to let her live at my fiance (26m) and I's house at a reduced rate so she could continue going to school. I also asked because my fiance was forced to delay moving in due to some family trouble in another state, and I needed someone to help pay rent. He is moving in in about 4 days, and I couldn't be happier, except for one thing: my roommate has quit speaking to me and is being extremely passive aggressive in everything she does, creating a lot of unnecessary and childish tension.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 03:45 |
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My (17F) brother (16M) dressed up as a murderer and 'fake' broke into the house to try and scare me as a prank. I was so scared that I threw a knife at him and it deeply cut his arm, then ran away and left him there. My parents and my brother want to kick me out over this. I feel horrible.quote:2 nights ago my brother dressed up in this dark black robe and had this horrifying mask on that made him look like the girl from the Grudge. He fake broke into the house by playing on the speaker a LOUD glass shattering noise, making me think the window had been broken, then he came at me like he was some kind of zombie demon thing, walking fast but with his back arched so it looked like he had a broken back i had people break into my house while i was home a few months ago and it was so loving scary and hosed me up for days after even though they were just normal looking people my age so i cannot imagine how terrifying this would have been Metis of the Chat Thread fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Sep 28, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 02:16 |
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My contribution to service dog chat is that I live near a training facility for them, and sometimes when I go to the supermarket I see them being trained to use the escalator, and it's incredible. This is barely relevant, but important to share.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 02:31 |
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I [2M] was dumped on my birthday by [F27]quote:Edit: im 27 not 2 yet another person lying to cover up a disgusting age gap
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 03:03 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:21 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Last night a little girl asked for his phone number. God that is too cute for words!
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 10:38 |