Lockback posted:

Everyone thinks they are above average intelligence-wise. If someone Thibs they are average they are probably dumb as rocks.

loquacius posted:

Saying "we should bone in our tent tonight" or something similar seems like it'd be pretty foolproof

It's been a while since I was an oblivious teenager but after masturbating loudly fails twice in a row I'd think plain English would be plan B. Maybe combine them, get him all worked up with sex noises and then say "reddit user, I know you can loving hear me in there, are we gonna gently caress or what"

Stickfigure posted:

Was it a chinese study or something?

DOMDOM posted:

oh wait this response is better

or possibly one of you trolling, because jesus christ this dude cannot be for real

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

Here's one that was already removed by the time I clicked on the post:

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is it normal for a 14 yr old boy to steal panties and bras
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my 14 yr old stepson was found with panties and bras in his bathroom and we believe he got them out of dumpster in parking lot bc they smelled like dumpster -sorry- anyway is this normal for a boy his age to have these things or steal them or hide them bc we found more in his pillow case later that same night
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This is normal my brother would try and steal my panties to jerkoff into but let him look at magazines that may have some pornographic content it'll make him happy.
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The majority say this is normal, which is disturbing but I'm not a guy so whatever. My 15 year old stepson has been stealing panties forever...mine,his bio moms, his sisters little sister...now we just found 8 pair plus a bra hidden in his closet. 8 pair. We do not know where they came from. We think his friends sister? Is this normal??
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boys love panties bras let him jerkoff all day if he wants.. u did!! but momies panties should be off limits, sisie, 2, buy him his own, just dont tell him, leave them in a odd place, he will think he found them, put some lingerie catalogs there 2, he will be happy for hours, its way cleaner!! dirty pantie can spread warts,etc ,boy will always smell them but its can be nasty,boy r going to jerk off like crazy,,,its' better than hookers or who no's give him condoms 2 boys will cum anywhere and leave it like its' nothing ,soon as he get laid 4 real he should be fine!!
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No, I don't think it's normal to steal underwear from anywhere, nor do I think it's normal to steal anything from a dumpster. Have you talked to him and asked where they came from and why he had them? I think you really need to do that. Used underwear doesn't smell good no matter where it came from - it's possible he got it directly from a girl who was wearing them. This is definitely something that warrants discussion.
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This is normal boy stuff. He's either curious or he thinks it's funny. C'mon moms, ALL boys sneak a peak at this stuff at SOME point. 14 sounds about right. I wouldn't worry at all. Next is the playboys and maybe a old condoms some friends have been passing around for awhile. I think the dumpster diving part is probably boredom.
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First of all, dumpster is very dirty! 2nd, I would recommend taking him shopping N buying him some panties N bras for himself, along with swimsuits, N some cute dresses N outfits that are really girly. Then make him wear the outfits all day even out in public, school, etc.
2 things could happen= Some people feel that they should of been born the opposite sex. If this is true, kid would at first put up resistance out of embarassment, then would be happy N accept it.
2nd outcome =kid stops behavior completely.
Either way, if you buy kid some of his own panties N bras, N girls clothes, he shouldn't be stealing things N 2nd of all, just love your son for who he is don't judge him, worst thing you could do is try changing him to the point he will develop a huge amount of anger N unhappiness that he will be miserable his rest of his life.

Enjoy your day! From, Jacey, F, USA
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This is a normal thing i would buy your son some panties and let him do what ever he wants with them it is not bad stealing panties at this age !!!
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It is abnormal but it isn't their fault. I don't know how open you are to this but it's true. They have a demonic spirit of lust, perversion, or fetish that has entered them some how through some legal ground or open doorway in their life and they need deliverance. Jesus Christ is the only one who can heal your son and you need to seek out a deliverance minister. Worldly therapy does nothing it's useless fruitless garbage that only makes people worse because something physical can't solve something spiritual. Peace and blessings

Regulation Size posted:

Hearthstone $3,600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Montalvo posted:

what the gently caress is a frame

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

I don't feel any sympathy for the guy with the otaku gf because he's loving 30. He chose this. (And she's what, 24?)

lazorexplosion posted:

lmao that dog story is the best, I'm glad you posted the whole thing because a grown rear end woman buying clippers from the store, shaving a dog with them and then expecting the store to take them back makes it twice as good.

Frog Act posted:

just put it in his butt lady, he does it for you

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

LDR for 3 years, been with him since

how long is "since," I wonder

Pussy Quipped posted:

also this comment thread lmao

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[childish insults]
[–]Dr__Doofenschmirtz 1 point 3 hours ago
Your son made a decision that since you won't accept any blame in this that he doesn't want you in his life. If you want back in, you need to analyze and actually take in what he said and see if it is true. We all make mistakes, we all mess up. The problem is when you won't accept that you messed up and try to fix it.
Do you have an issue with apologizing? Is it a pride thing? An image thing?
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[–]oreodooro[S] 0 points 3 hours ago
Everyone makes mistakes, as do I. Whenever I actually make one, I am sure to apologize. But I didn't now, so I won't.

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There's a group hobby that I've taken an interest in. While I don't have a group of friends that are interested, my husband has a group of friends that are. My husband is also going to participate, but he says he will be my biggest critic.

This hobby takes a lot of time to learn, but not very much time once at least one person knows what's going on (sorry being super vague), so I've been doing all the learning. While I read up, I'll sometimes share with my husband, who will mostly get angry and tell me the facts are stupid.

He makes up wild scenarios that don't make sense, and when I try to explain, he throws weird unrelated analogies in my face. ("Oh, X can do [completely unrelated thing] but Y can't do Z?").

I've told him this hobby is important to me, but it doesn't deter him. He has blatantly said he doesn't care, and when I say that's disrespectful, he says I'm overreacting. Which maybe I am. I don't know.

I've decided to stop sharing with him as I learn, but I'm a little bummed since this really means a lot to me. I'm worried that when it's actually time to do the hobby, he'll throw a fit and make a scene.

TL;DR: Husband doesn't respect a hobby of mine that we will be participating in soon. Am I overreacting or is he acting out of line?

ikanreed posted:

Holy poo poo, how do you not immediately dump someone who turns out to be manipulative after less than a month?

Pick posted:

Somebody's clearly good at separating porn and reality. Yeaaahhh women love the "cummies in the no no" talk

Gaunab posted:

My wife [f27] found porn on my [m30] pc and is threatening divorce.

Regulation Size posted:

I'm confused: do they prefer "jazz cabbage" over alcohol because they are Ear-Nose-Throat doctors, or...?

cyberia posted:

No, it really is a dumb code word for pot smokers.

Gaunab posted:

Another game of guess the ages

Gaunab posted:

I don't know. If someone started calling me an abuser when I wasn't I'd be pretty upset.

Skratte posted:

ikanreed posted:

Keep an eye out to what end? "Hey look kids, douchebags!"

Jack Trades posted:

Jack Trades posted:

My wife for some reason doesn't seem happy that I'm dating a girl half her age. I have not a faintest idea why. What do? Halp!

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UPDATE Me [30M] having issues with my wife [29F] been together for 10 years and have been married for 7 years. Is my marriage over?Updates
My wife couple months ago started hanging and partying with her younger employees and stays out til late and refuses to spend time with me and the kids citing that she needs to enjoy life and party and this is ruining our family and she refuses to seek help or get couples counselling.

Alot of you guys messaged me to to update you so here it goes.

I woke up around 11 AM today to find my wife missing. There was a note on her side of the bed that said that she had left early in the morning and that she will be back late Sunday night and that I should not wait for her. It really crushed me that she left earlier without saying a word and that I didn't even get to wish her a happy birthday. I tried my best to look normal and did my morning duties by making my kids some breakfast and spent some quality time playing with them. I called my wife later multiple times, but she kept ignoring my calls. 2 hours ago I got a call from a number that I did not recognize which ended up belonging to one of my wife's young female co-worker. She was very rude to me and said some horrible things like how i need to gently caress off and that i need to leave my wife alone and that i should let her enjoy her and and the co-worker's birthday party. I let her talk until it was my turn and she was very shocked to learn that me and my wife are not seperated like my wife originally told her young friends. She was even more shocked when i let her know how my wife cancelled our original plans for our wedding anniversary and her birthday party and how she instead decided to attend one of her co-worker birthday celebration. She then proceeded to tell me how she and others had no idea that my wife had cancelled such big plans. Me and my wife's co-worker talked for around 20 minutes where she told me how my wife has been talking poo poo about me to them for the past month and when I told her how my wife told me that me and our kids weren't even invited to this co-worker's party she then tells me that my wife told them another story today about how apparently she originally wanted to bring the kids with her but me being a piece of poo poo in her eyes refused to let her take them. Talking to her on the phone really loving hurt because because she dropped a bombshell on me by saying how my wife has been telling them how i have been turning our kids against her and because of that she has fallen out of love with me and the kids. This revelation really broke my heart. We have two beautiful kids, boy age 7 and a girl age 2. They have done nothing wrong to her yet she is hurting them for no reason. At this point i was loving done, i thanked my wife's friend and told her not to call me again which she understood and apologized to me for being a bitch earlier. It loving hurt real bad, i could understand my wife hating my loving guts but treating our children they way she is and ignoring them really saddens me. I just left my wife a message since she is a loving child and ignoring my calls to not bother coming back on Sunday and since she cares more about partying and spending time with her young friends instead of her family that she should just stay with them. So far my wife has not responded to my message. I will be going out with my kids and the in laws for dinner in an hour and will break the news to them about what transpired so far today. I am really thinking of getting a divorce as me and the kids are not happy and I will be asking my in laws for their input. This hurts really bad and I'm heartbroken. I have never cried so hard in my life as I did today. I am absolutely crushed.

TL;DR
Woke up to find that my wife had already left earlier without saying a single word instead leaving me a note. Later got a call from her young friend who revealed that my for the past month has done nothing but lie and talk poo poo abour me to them. I really loving crushed and thinkung of getting a divorce.

Dogfish posted:

The kind of person whose weapon of choice is a baseball bat has a wide overlap with the kind of person who's just dying for a burglar to break in so they can beat them to a pulp.

Pvt.Scott posted:

So, if someone calls you out on your poo poo but does you the favor of not embarrassing you in front of your e-peers while doing it, screenshot the message, PM the mods so they can be ready to pounce on it when it comes up, and mail it through a side channel to an Admin without actually officially reporting it to skip the normal review process. Did I read that right? All because someone didn't take your side when you ranted about your mother-in-law being a oval office?

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

Anyone who would be concerned with her privacy or safety in that situation is a broken human being or should be nominated for sainthood.

Tolkien minority posted:

every stereotype about newton is true

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Holy macaroni. Ungrateful attitude aside, lol @ everything being stained dark cherry. Good interior design means having a varied but balanced group of colours.

Pick posted:

He has spent MONTHS trying to save this couple from their horrible loving taste!

Gaunab posted:

Here are some tales that don't relate to chairs.

Tender Bender posted:

I mean keeping in mind this is from her perspective I would guess the reason he can't let it go is because he asked her if he was better in bed and she gave a spittake and refused to answer.

tactlessbastard posted:

He is an insecure dipshit but boy does she have some rear end in a top hat friends. Flip the genders: My girlfriend is insecure because my friends told her my ex had bigger tits. Jackasses.

sixth and maimed posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you people insisting they should be happy with a set of chairs, just because FIL made them himself? Who says the guy is a good craftsman? They could be total crap, for all we know. But oh no, it's handmade!

Known Lecher posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships 3.0: I have no right to bring vegetables into our living space without his consent

check out my Youtube posted:

The best way to deal with someone who is potentially a harm to themselves is to relentlessly and childishly antagonize them and make sure you don't call for professional help even when they're hysterically screaming and crying and attacking you. Truly, a champ.

Xarthor posted:

I feel like this post would be written by Ricky Ricardo if "I Love Lucy" was set in 2016

My (37M) wife (36F) is turning into an absolute hippy psycho person and me and my son (12M) cant stand it anymore.

Leon Einstein posted:

loving teenagers

WampaLord posted:

In there, people can be victim of circumstances that are entirely not their fault, like lovely neighbors or whatever. You didn't pick and seduce your neighbors, or you did, which is a whole nother r/relationships post.

Pvt.Scott posted:

She sent that card to his mother's house because she doesn't like you and/or knew that you'd be tripping about that one bitch sending your hubby a Christmas card and she didnt want to actually cause any drama while also sending a a nice card to her friend. She sent it in November so there would be plenty of time for your husband to see it before the holidays, comma, you dumb person. It could be that, or she's trying to steal your husband by sending a Christmas card to him by way of his mother. Now that I think about it, he's probably cheating on you, at least emotionally. Kill him.

Gaunab posted:

Syncopated posted:

Thought the dude would be like 50 or something, but this, who cares??

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Gaunab posted:

rear end eatin

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wish, that would change this story from fairly disturbing to a pretty good arc on Curb.