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Bonzo posted:same There are many movies I've only seen the dvd menu of.
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r/childfree makes me embarassed to not want kids because I don't want people thinking I'm judging them for their broodlings or fuckwads or whatever. I love kids and I think they're awesome, I just don't think I'd be a good parent based on a variety of genetic/personality factors. I'll spoil the poo poo out of other people's kids though, don't you worry. Gimme five minutes with a kid and I'm buying him an ice cream and a nintendo.
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Dog person updated with pics of Sticksy the cute dog. That dog is in great shape and probably has another 3-4 years in it. http://imgur.com/a/7WaG5
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! This is my favorite episode of Documentary Now!
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Facebook Aunt posted:Still, it feels like she's missed something. It's ridiculous that a guy would go right to dog murder with zero red flags ahead of time. That isn't normal. Even for crazy people that isn't normal. I agree with this. There had to have been some tell that the guy wasn't all there. Nobody goes from good guy to dog killer in one step.
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I couldn't resist finding that thread and replying. Had to point out to the mom that you're supposed to like your spouse more than your parents because your parents loving die on you. Hope the mortality check isn't too much for her 
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almightyerin posted:Christ, she's getting shredded in the comments. Because there's a lot of people out there who can see their own parents in her post and are opening fire on them by proxy.
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Nov 28, 2016 19:28
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I obviously cannot prevent people from going and posting there but...please don't report back here when you do. I don't think it's any shocker that people want to comment, but lets not open pandora's box and let this thread be a place to post your epic pwns. Yeah that's usually not something I feel the need to do, since I like to think of these reddit threads as nature preserves that need to be left to flourish on their own, but it's just so rare to see the crazy mom be the one to post that I couldn't resist pouncing on it.
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ZombieJesus posted:Haha holy poo poo you weren't kidding  You crazy bitch, you can't eat a cake with a wand!
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Apparently there's some kind of super-underwear that absorbs period blood and evenly distributes it throughout the fabric so you don't need a tampon or anything, but ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Dec 7, 2016 02:47
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Pick posted:It's fairly common among people with eating disorders because the poop gets extremely dehydrated and hard, and palpitation does become necessary. To me, this is the kind of bowel movement you have once in your life and immediately loving turn everything around to keep it from ever happening again. How do you reach the point where you're goatse'ing yourself just to go to the bathroom and thinking 'this is fine'?
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Dec 8, 2016 19:59
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SatansOnion posted:I'm pretty sure I read something in the gross-yet-compelling nurse stories thread that making a habit of pulling your poo poo out manually weakens the muscles responsible for squeezing it out of you from disuse, and I don't think there are any exercises you can do to get them swole again I bet if you have sex with a lot of men it'll help. Or maybe it won't, but you'll still get to have sex with a lot of men.
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Dec 8, 2016 20:21
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Bonster posted:I wonder how many Childfree people are literally children themselves. That poster was 17, which seems about the right age to be absolutely certain that you know everything and have it all figured out. It's a little less obnoxious when it's coming from teenagers. When I was 17, I was dead certain I was going to have lots of children. Now I'm thinking closer to none. Same stupidity, just in reverse.
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Dec 9, 2016 21:12
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How hard would it be for him to get an iced tea or something? There's got to be something he'd like in a coffee shop, jesus christ.
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Anony Mouse posted:Even staying put and wasting 3 hours on your phone would be preferable to that. I get a liiiiiittle bit of a "intentionally wallowing in self pity and drama" vibe here. I'm not ashamed to admit that I would sit right outside that brunch door with my phone and gently caress around for the entirety of the meal. Well, actually I probably would have just changed my ticket and gone home right then - especially if my boyfriend didn't stick up for me or leave with me. Going home would give me ample time to throw his poo poo on the lawn where it belongs.
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Dec 11, 2016 00:33
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [27M] hid my [24F] Bop It from me because it gets on his nerves Lol who the gently caress wants to play Bop It nonstop? Unless it's a euphemism for a vibrator, in which case yeah, I get it.
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extra row of teeth posted:
I love that this dude apparently managed to find the most passionate, heartfelt sex tape of all time. Like, he didn't just see them banging, he saw them unburden their souls to each other with their cum.
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Dec 15, 2016 16:46
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extra row of teeth posted:A couple of people cried troll, which is possible. But if it was it was masterfully crafted so I posted it anyway I've reached the point where I no longer care if posts are written by trolls or not. Funny is funny, I don't need to know if there's any truth behind that. Having said that, I do love going into r/sexstories - home of REAL sex stories - and guessing which ones are fake. For example, the one I read last week, written by a '5'8", 120lb blonde with 34DDD breasts she's always been ashamed of' is probably - just guessing! - a fake.
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loquacius posted:Yes, I am quite sure this is the primary reason you love going into that subreddit Trust me, I know where to find good porn on the internet. Reddit ain't it. Unless your fetish is smalldickproblems, in which case Reddit is very much it.
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ThePeavstenator posted:I got called "Chad Thundercock" yesterday. It was the first time I had ever heard someone say those words IRL. Grats on your cock, I guess.
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WampaLord posted:That's one of the worst things I've seen someone do for literally no reason. He didn't have a beef with the guy even. That we know of.
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Dec 17, 2016 19:17
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Yeah the Craiglist guy was kinda STDH. How about another picky manchild for a change? I was 100% with her until she ripped on the guy for not trying the tiramisu. Tiramisu is awful - but I guess all that says about him is that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Antivehicular posted:How does a picky eater throw a shitfit about a "make your own gyro" bar? Throw some meat in a flatbread, done. You don't even have to put tzatziki on it if that's somehow a threatening foreign flavor for you. If you're so picky that you only eat chicken fingers and spaghetti & meatballs, you're not gonna be expanding your horizons into something as out there as lamb.
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corn on the cop posted:I [24f] just got a look at my boyfriend's [25m] relationship with his mother [in her 50s] and it's giving me doubts about getting engaged next year. To me the funniest thing about this post is the gf calling the 50-something mother 'elderly'. Jesus, honey, don't throw the woman in a home just yet. She's not even old enough to retire.
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My husband and I have separate accounts, but we're both grown-ups who are good with money so we don't feel the need to check in on each other's poo poo all the time. If one of us is going to make a big purchase, we usually say 'hey I'm going to go buy x', and the other one says 'cool we need an x', and that's about it. Now, granted, we both make good money so we're not in a position where we need to scrutinize our spending, but we generally buy ourselves things as desired and it hasn't caused any issues. This system definitely wouldn't work for everyone, but we've been doing it for a decade without any issues. Point is, there's lots of ways to negotiate spending in a relationship. Ultimately, the best way is the one you can both agree on and both stick to.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I'm actually rooting for that husband to bang that sister Hell, I'm rooting for him to post about it.
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naptalan posted:Rest easy, it is an old post. If she has the means, she should definitely transfer to a different college, preferably in a different state. If she doesn't have the means, she should just make a gofundme with her story posted word for word and she'll have five figures in an hour. This poo poo is like gofundme gold.
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Though possibly she killed that boyfriend and stuffed him under the floorboards, and you saw a post from her next victim?
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You've got to be pretty loving depressed to be willing to ignore viscous yellow discharge coming out of your vagina. There's no way that area feels 'just fine', either. It's either itching, burning, or some horrific combination of both. You've got to be real hosed up in the head to let that slide.
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Pvt.Scott posted:The best outcome of confessing is his wife laughing and then telling him about the time the entire football team had a go at her. The best outcome is the wife laughing and saying she had sex with the same girl later that night.
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Jan 6, 2017 16:21
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54 40 or gently caress posted:E/n is so blasé to me now. All hail my new holy trinity: relationships, childfree and legaladvice Add Deadbedrooms, Confession, and Offmychest and you've got the custom E/N multireddit i built myself the last time SA was down.
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sassassin posted:You don't have to be drunk to have fun and lose track of time with friends/co-workers. Yeah, it happens all the time when you're sober and loving someone who isn't your spouse.
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Yawgmoth posted:I type 80wpm using my index & middle fingers alone, and it's hilarious to see all the freakouts people have over it. I know we're doing the wpm jokes, but in all seriousness, I only use my two pointer figures and I average around 105wpm. Nobody has been able to understand this, but I know the truth: it's because I got on IRC before I was old enough to have taken a legit typing class. In order to be queen of the nerds, I learned to speed-type to keep up with chat even though my form was bad. I'm sure I'd be able to type faster if I switched styles, but it works for me so I don't see a reason to fix it.
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Ouhei posted:I will never understand people that will so brazenly go after their SO's friends/family like that. That guy literally poo poo on every single person she held dear all at once and somehow thought she'd be good with it? He thought he had a stronger hold on her than he did and he overplayed his hand. Simple as that.
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Moridin920 posted:Understandable. But yeah I'm pretty sure it was just a joke on her part 100% and he then just started tripped out. It's the kind of joke you can make if both you and your partner have a history of/are comfortable with making those kinds of jokes with each other. If one person does it out of the blue, however, it's weird as hell. A very contextual issue.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:So she isn't upset because of any damage done to the dress just that the dress has been REVEALED to the WORLD. I went through this same bullshit when I was getting married, but it was because I tried on my sister's bridesmaids dress and posted some pics of how it looked on Facebook. I immediately received phonecalls from both my mother and sister letting me know how selfish and insensitive I was for ruining what was supposed to be an exciting occasion for the bridesmaids to reveal their dresses. I was so shocked and confused that I just stood there like a goldfish with my mouth going up and down with no sound coming out, because who gives a poo poo about any of that ever? I ended up taking the pics down because it wasn't worth the fight, but the whole thing was a nice preview into how truly loving stupid my wedding planning would be.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:A Serbian film is loving trash and any "message" it had is lost in torture porn and events that are so over the top absurd that they play out like a cannibal corpse song without the irony. Its garbage any i watched it once and was simply in awe of how terrible it was. So you're saying you don't want reenact any of it during sex?
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Most of the stuff in r/confession is pretty boring, but holy poo poo, sometimes you get a live one Ejaculated on my grandmother's face. quote:One night when I was 13/14 my grandmother had come to visit us. She slept in my bed and I slept on the couch. At this point in my life, pretty much every night I would wait for everyone to go to sleep and then I would jack off. Even though I was on the couch, I still decided to do it. For some reason, in my horned-up state, I got really turned on by the idea of ejaculating on my grandmother's face. So, without really thinking, I went into my room and while she was still asleep I quietly jacked off next to her and then finished on her cheek/neck area.
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WampaLord posted:Here's a woman who's terrible and doesn't know what she has: Please don't doxx my parents' marriage from 20 years ago. Spoiler: they're still together, but it took my mom a long time to be ok with being with someone who is consistently well-liked and succeeds at everything. Having seen a relationship like that from the kid's viewpoint, I can absolutely see how it's annoying for the spouse who feels they have to work ten times as hard to achieve half as much. It doesn't excuse having a lovely attitude about it, but it really does get old to watch someone who is just constantly amazing at everything. It's like being in a relationship with a protagonist from a young-adult dystopia: everyone in the whole world is always telling them how great they are, and you're over there like 'but they're not even doing anything!' Not saying the woman isn't a huge bitch who should be grateful for what she has, but I can at least understand the temptation to be upset about it. FormerPoster fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Slugworth posted:She's got a parrot and two lizards. Fish don't count until you get to crazy levels. Assuming she takes care of them, the apartment absolutely shouldn't smell, at least no worse than like, a cat apartment. She said herself she's giving some of the animals what she refers to as 'substandard care'. Considering how common it is for OPs to sugar-coat poo poo, I can only assume that 'substandard' mean she's neglecting both them and herself to a criminal degree. The whole apartment probably smells like a bird died inside someone's stomach folds.
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duz posted:I've seen documentaries that demonstrate otherwise. You got Trump's pisstape? :O
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