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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

psivamp posted:

Did someone get nostalgic for the eye-searing cyan-magenta-yellow palette of really early computer games? That's really the only way I can think of that you would think that this isn't painful to look at.


There was a loving derail about the best way to make games look like they did on CRTs in the obsolete tech thread; this led to a slap fight over whether game developers of the eighties and nineties used high quality broadcast monitors or consumer TVs, with no one considering that there was no standard.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

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Kokoro Wish posted:

Whoops, fixed that link.



The Mod of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling mods are gonna be shutting the thread
Oh, woe is me
My life is a misery
Oh, can't you see
That my skin is modeled with 4k textures!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It's like Tommy Wiseau wrote a mod description.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Schubalts posted:

If personally witnessing evidence of HDoom's existence doesn't change your life in some way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyPzqEuBDE

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Gorilla Salad posted:

So, seven years ago someone made a GTA mod which had you play as a member of the New South Wales police force.

lovely Australian news service Channel 7 has just discovered it.

https://www.facebook.com/7newssydney/videos/1549090041781790/
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Underground computer geeks

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Finally a worthy successor to Lucius.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Mizuti posted:

ApachiiSkyHair is one of the most popular Skyrim mods of all time. I looked at the user submitted screenshots, and found this amazing thing. It was uploaded in 2012 and was probably made in full seriousness.



Toe to tip, this is a Bart!

"Don't have cow!"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ainsley McTree posted:

There was one skyrim mod that I can't find anymore, but basically after you drank a certain amount of alcohol, you'd black out and wake up in a random location. Should be a feature in the base game imo

An amazing feature would be if there​ was a non-zero chance you committed a misdemeanor in a town between the two, had a new follower, lost a piece of equipment (stored at one of your houses), or gained a new spouse.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

sneakyfrog posted:

that would totally add to my immersive experience.

The God of Wine knows what you've done.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Phrasing!


When you see (I assume) the redesigned Alyx at the 2:50 mark, that attempt at a smile turns into a real "Sweet jesus, get me out of here or kill me" expression. :stare:

Small solace but that's not Alyx.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

HenryEx posted:

i'll wait for the Touch The Skyrim episode on it

Goddamn I hear that theme every time I read those three words.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

McSpanky posted:

Well it is called the Penetrator, not the Slapper.


I like the radial tire oversocks. Just imagining him getting dressed in the morning with his asymmetric 27-piece adventuring chestless (not open-chested, it just loving stops at his sternum) semi-sleeveless nine-layered zippercoat and tattered pantlets has put me into giggling hysteria.

To me as well, the funniest part about any ridiculous costume. Like how do you even put it on?

*Anime hero saves day*
:sparkles: how did you do it?
:kamina: I put my 23 strapped half duster on one buckle at a time, just like anyone else.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Lunethex posted:

This reminds me of Warcraft 3 battle.net in a lot of ways. When you joined a custom map and you didn't have it, you couldn't see the thumbnail. People took advantage of this to put shock imagery as the thumbnail, like men with 30ft cocks baring their girth for you and a lot of other sex acts.

So the pranker would just... Goatse themselves?

What a strange trick.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Mordja posted:

Crossposting:

Do they have actual dog eyes?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

History Comes Inside! posted:

Why do furries always have so much loving money to throw around?

If pretending to be a dog trapped in a human body would net me the same kind of disposable income then sign me the gently caress up

Guy Mann posted:

People with vanilla tastes don't have to pay for porn because there's an infinite amount of content of attractive people having sex out there so its only the really weird and extreme stuff that is rare enough that people are willing to pay for it. It's the same principle that leads to that cottage industry of journalistm dedicated to scaremongering about how peoples' sexualities are being hosed up by the internet, all the data is skewed heavily by the fact that normal people aren't punching "BIG BREAST" into google.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Milking the cow suddenly has a much more sinister underbone.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Max Wilco posted:

https://twitter.com/AKindAleWar/status/967685503444119552

I can't believe they got IHE and Sky Williams to do voice-work on this.

https://twitter.com/IHE_OFFICIAL/status/967699734101192704

I'll be interested to see what he has to say about working on it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qy4EIvvVj4&t=15s

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

NuclearPotato posted:

Let's get away from that monstrosity, and wash our brains out with Doom: The Way It Was Meant To Be Played: As Canonically Confirmed By The Official Developers:

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/100661-gzdoom-doom-but-its-completely-loving-unplayable/

EDIT: For those who don't want to click on that link, this video in the thread may be just as informative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3nz6II157I


GLOWING TESTIMONIES BY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS posted:

ijon tichy: "why did I do this"
Jimmy: "jesus christ term"
Marisa Kirisame: "term what have you done"
Synert: "feeling a bit ill tbh"
Yholl: "Mein skullcasen."
HyperUltra64: "I can't feel my legs."
Marty Kirra: "No thanks."
Combine Kegan: "gently caress you I ain't playing that."

Hexagon: "can you even turn right"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Never set the poop jizz interval to "0"!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cythereal posted:

Really, you'd think a porn artist would know what breasts actually look like.

Not totally accurate here but ...



Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

RareAcumen posted:

It like if you had Kenshiro as the baseline and then increased the muscle slider further than that.

It is indeed a kink thing.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Synthbuttrange posted:

I cant even parse any of that.

Team (Skyrim Online) makes a mod, partially using code by the name SKSE.

This code was used against the terms of agreement, including a provision explicitly stating that a specific project (Skyrim Online) was prohibited from touching their code.

Yamashi (lead mod maker for Skyrim Together) thought he'd be cute and use the code by renaming the project Skyrim Together.

Then he made it a paid mod.

Then he made a lovely website to host and make money off his paid mod with stolen and uncredited code.

Then he told the original coders to go gently caress themselves and make a better credits page.

They're making $35,000 a month with stolen code.

From the team who don't mind sharing their code with pretty much every non shithead.


Then they banned the whistle blowers from discord after getting called out. Whistle blowers apparently have receipts, and have already passed some damning poo poo.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

marshmallow creep posted:

Is that person supposed to have dwarfism?

I was actually going to say that they look just like one of my old wow gnome characters with maxed engineering.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cup Runneth Over posted:

At least they're acknowledging that women aren't flawless porcelain dolls, I guess

Honestly I was a little relieved when I saw how... reserved the breasts were in the screen shots.

Also laughed that the screenshots are really just of one POV slightly pulling away.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Angry Salami posted:

Isn't there some rebel group in west Africa that fight in crazy outfits and cross-dress because they believe death won't recognize them?

Sounds like Liberian war criminal General Butt Naked.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Skippy McPants posted:

Yeah, as sex-weirds go horny for alien snake-people is barely a blip. Also comes with wholesome memes,



Wholesome snake loving advocacy.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Wouldn't those be shed clubs?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Haha yeah guys I can't wait to download all these space snake loving mods! Haha.

Like as a joke!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

jonsicoli posted:

Xposted from Idiots on Social Media:

:furcry:

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 4, 2020

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJZeQQD16EY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhWHCALJ5x4

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Skwirl posted:

What the gently caress was happening in the later Tomb Raiders to begin with?

"Tomb Raider Wiki posted:

Legend Timeline

2006

Tomb Raider: Legend (PlayStation 2, Xbox, Xbox 360, PSP, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, Nintendo DS and PC)

Lara seeks a Stone Dais, from her past, but she soon realizes that it is useless without the key, The Legendary Sword of King Arthur, Excalibur.

2007

Tomb Raider: Anniversary (PlayStation 2, PSP, Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360 and PC)

Lara is contracted by Jacqueline Natla to recover the Scion of Atlantis. However, Natla knows that Lara also wants the Scion, as her father had also sought it at one point. Natla tries to have Lara killed, but Lara survives, and races to find the remaining pieces of the Scion.

2008

Tomb Raider: Underworld (PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS and PC)

Lara seeks the the location of the Entrance to Avalon. Discovering a link between the Saxon Legend and Norse Myth, Lara seeks the Hammer of Thor, Mjolnir.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Skwirl posted:

Some dweeb posted some background clutter from Last of Us 2 claiming a character didn't work out her arms enough to have visible muscle definition.

Doesn't she literally loving shoot war bows all day?

Like with the kind of draw strength they can detect the wear and musculature of centuries old skeletons?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
loving blows my mind how dumb gamer dudes are sometimes. Buff ladies are not only possible, they are the future!



Also here's a video with a dude shooting a dang 200 lb bow. Bows often get relegated to "light attack" role in fantasy gaming, and that poo poo needs to go because they were shooting 160+ lb longbows directly at soldiers, not loosing volleys across a plain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBxdTkddHaE

Arrows are loving scary as gently caress on the receiving end.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 9, 2020

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Well, they have tons of food and access to gyms and they aren't in shape.

Clearly, it's :biotruths: and not a lack of any effort.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

OwlFancier posted:

What if titty but made of bicep?

Go on...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Skwirl posted:

That's the kinda thing that's gonna be entirely defined by how it looks in motion.

Looks like something.

https://www.moddb.com/mods/he-came-from-beyond/videos/early-enemy-test-he-came-from-beyond

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Holy poo poo.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Diabetes Forecast posted:

I don't get why they're always just 'lines on a person' laziness.

Download babe.maya > select vertices > recess

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