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I've seen the light!
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 02:58 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 04:35 |
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Hah, love that he mentions having a ticket open because he can't run SC.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:01 |
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Legal ruling is in!
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 15:30 |
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AP posted:EXPECTED RESULT Beautiful. Have high fidelity post...
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 13:08 |
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Galarox posted::Caught up with the thread gif: Also I am taking requests (I run out of ideas tbh apart from "12 Angry men" & I am having trouble finding something I can work with on that)) for cool and good shops. Please post requests below Ortwin exec produced Carlito's Way, so... Stick his face on Sean Penn & remove Chris Robert's head?
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 22:19 |
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AP posted:My understanding is that the only way CIG can terminate the contract is to go bankrupt. Or by finishing the game. Oh wait, fair point.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 22:59 |
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TheAgent posted:like I think 3.0 is okay if you move very slowly, do nothing fun, don't get into any combat situations, don't try and explore, don't try and do anything complex like shooting or crouching or running into walls or walking on planets This guy plays that like that, and he gets all kinds of action. Have you tried walking even slower? Also he has revolutionary ideas to fill in the gaps. Like the one about useful items breaking, and then getting fixed a long time later. I don't know where he gets his ideas. (Although his idea about scanning technology that sees his finger flicking a switch so his character flicks a switch as well is probably the best. Yes, that one is the best.) Pixelate fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 10, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 01:50 |
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his nibs posted:As someone who was looking forward to some hot space court action, I'm preparing myself for disappointment Hey I've seen TV, this can definitely still happen:
/giant ANAL post
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 21:32 |
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Nothing can stop this game.quote:pigJUSTAman quote:rAxxt quote:Msk2PL Also nothing can start it. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 15, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 20:48 |
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quote:PrevailingYou 1 point 5 hours ago quote:danidas 1 point 4 hours ago
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 03:41 |
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 19:58 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Didn't he get taken out in an earlier scene? Yeah pretty sure Ben's shafted, Sandi has a purple face, and most of the backers are Charlies.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 23:15 |
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At the other end of the scale, the sheer range of valid-seeming edge cases is pretty sublime too...
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 19:30 |
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big nipples big life posted:Maybe we will finally get to hear from the infamous Robert Space --- gently caress it, I've just realised the FPS counter tips this into true beauty: Pixelate posted:
Also their ship is made of jpegs. Now what's that taxxe for quoting yourself? e: Oo new page. I think I know this taxxe band Pixelate fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jan 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 22:36 |
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D_Smart posted:You see, this is why they teach BOTH reading AND reading comprehension in school. It's a bit early for doubling down.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 16:30 |
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Spooder-Mun posted:In conclusion, Canada is a land of contrasts. And has an outside chance of being ported to VR. Official Canadian Announcement: quote:Eventual VR support is still something Canada will be looking into - but right now we're focused on being a new country and drinking the sap of virgin trees. Thanks for letting us know you are interested!
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 17:25 |
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D_Smart posted:It's already up on Pacer. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 14, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 19:20 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:Is Leonard French a backer or just a bad lawyer Both? Also he thinks there are lumberjacks in the game. And Cryteks. "...they don't actually know if the defendants are using Lumberyard, Lumberjack, or Crytek."
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 22:22 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Citizens are completely unsure which direction to run.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 02:24 |
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Zzr posted:Is this cat ok ? Oh poo poo, in this time of extreme litigation, I forgot the cat taxxe! Plz don't doxx my off-shore dev houses
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 16:18 |
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Good cat!
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 17:52 |
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Thoatse posted:whoever posted posted that can gently caress right off Just post post! happyhippy posted:Aha, you forgot one thing they make! Hopefully they sell it on as one of the few assets they have. It could become the Wilhelm scream of gaming...
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 19:43 |
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Oh poo poo, now it's the 'Is French exclusive?' thread.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 21:20 |
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Speaking unlawfully MoMA, have you ever had a sex dream that felt like a Crytek ship promo?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 21:33 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: Love the corpulent spread of King Crobbo, with the bonus Wormtongue gleam Ortwin brings. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 20, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 22:04 |
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trucutru posted:If you have the time and think it's funny enough, could you make an "Ecce Homo" painting 'shop with before and after restoration (by Chris) images? Oh god, then a follow up with Ecce Homos in game, communicating thanks to face tech. The future of this game is too beautiful...
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 01:34 |
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Game proceeding as expected. --- EXPECTED RESULT: Corpse should lie on ground like corpses normally do --- EXPECTED RESULT: Not to start off with random bleed out when waking from bed. --- EXPECTED RESULT: To simply place the box on the cargo floor --- EXPECTED RESULT: Reached my destination without my PC rebooting.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 03:55 |
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WarpDogs posted:Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what I think the main takeaways are:
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 04:12 |
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G0RF posted:next level Whale fracking Oh god, high pressure water funnelled furiously into a giant beached mammal. It arches in huge distress, yet its backwards cast eyes suggest that yes, perhaps this is life water, perhaps this is living. With a mangled cry rent from its once mellifluous tubes, it crashes forwards one last time, and with a twitch of its pallid lips, lets fall one tragic glob of ambergris. You disgust me. Someone shop this. e: Aww drat you taxxeman, you so cute Pixelate fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 02:26 |
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 02:44 |
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Now you're going to have to forgive me here, because I'm a simple soul, and I'm going to talk about Star Citizen. I'm kinda new to this whole fever dream, and have only taken to prodding its abscesses and strange dangly things with full abandon recently. It amazes me, for example, that this Jpeg, and its little babby Jpegs, were sold for for $3000 dollars: You are no longer amazed. But I had only heard arcane tales and strange conspiracies to this point. Clearly this couldn't actually be true. That someone would spend so veryvery much on so veryvery little. I thought I would dig up just how many of the Jpegs had been birthed into the 20fps wonderland, so that their hindparts could dance fully as Cod intended. I went to the Matrix and laboriously chipped these numbers from its face (because I am poo poo at scraping websites). As of 3 months ago, the info looked like this: Total Concepts: 113 Playable: 49 Percentage Playable: 43.4% I don't know how this compares to Derek's Dec 2016 blog reference to flyable ships at that point: Because the numbers don't add up there, and I can't find the source. Plus I don't know who Derek is. Maybe someone who knows how to turn numbers into cats inside boxes could do this? I have a litter of numbers to play with. Here are the tidier ones: Ships Alone, Sorted by Class: CAPITAL CLASS: Total: 11 Flight Ready: 0 Percentage Complete: 0% LARGE: Total: 13 Flight Ready: 6 Percentage Complete: 46.2% MEDIUM Total: 16 Flight Ready: 5 Percentage Complete: 31.3% SMALL: Total: 45 Flight Ready: 35 Percentage Complete: 77.8% SNUB: Total: 12 Flight Ready: 4 Percentage Complete: 33.4 ***ANALYSIS*** Those big Capital Class fuckers ain't ever happening.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 03:06 |
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pgabz has a moustache just like WTFOSAURUS? Wait a minute........ --- eeee: Dusty Lens posted:In Finnish "you move the model around the map" translates to "Fli lori yanz aibl buejor leirut erij" so as an acronym it holds water. Oh wait, if you remove WTF's moustache you get space nipples. Ok, everything's making sense again. --- eeeedddiiiiottttt: For anyone, like me, who quite rightly doesn't know who WTFOSAURUS is, or just kinda wishes they didn't, this is him happily playing Race the Sun Pixelate fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Jan 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 10:31 |
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G0RF posted:If you want an even-handed summary, the Kotaku UK translation of Level’s story about the 24 Year Feud is a good read. Cheers, I do need to study my Croberts lore. Stranger than fiction and all that. I am upset to hear that film studios duped him. (Looks a good read, I've enjoyed some of the Kotaku UK coverage). I haven't been blind to all the fun that's been happening, but I'm definitely rubbing my eyes a lot and peering closer now... G0RF posted:If these ship numbers are current I might revisit and update the chart. A specific detailed focus on Ships themselves might be especially rich given that Ships are now and long have been their primary business priority. The difficulty in the earlier versions was finding current sources. I opted to use that Kristen-created ship chart that shows groups by manufacturer since backers saw it as authoritative. That ship matrix page is actually pretty replete in many ways, and has some handy filtering. Bugger to interact with otherwise though. The vast majority of the entries were updated 3 months ago in theory (exceptions are the four 'Hull' ships at 4 months ago, and the land & tonk poo poo 2 months ago). If you wanna have a go at it that would be cool for sure! I can chuck the little I grabbed at you if it helps. I did ponder doing something with the bazillion caveat statuses, which speak a bit to Scruff's point about whether flyable even equals flyable. IE there are loads of sub-statuses for the concept stages, but also ones for the flight & hangar ready ones like: 'Damage states being mapped': 4 'Update Pass Scheduled': 9 'Update Pass In Progress': 1 'This ship is in game and ready to fly immediately': 6 (I don't understand the last one. Does it mean they don't curl up like tinfoil or exit the game completely? It applies to: Retaliator Bomber / Herald / Vanguard Warden / Vanguard Hoplite / Reliant Kore / Freelancer)
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 11:05 |
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quote:“One of my big goals in Hollywood was to try and build the same sense of world that I did in my game worlds […] Outlander is a great example of this. I helped make sure we did a truly exceptional amount of pre-production, really building all the details of the world in just the same way we used to at Origin. And I would say that I learned a lot in the process that we’re going to bring to Star Citizen,” Roberts told Gog.com in 2012. The only problem with Outlander — apart from the fact that critics considered it an entertaining train wreck, at best — was that it grossed $7 million, having cost $47 million to produce. Oh my god Croberts produced Outlander! I had so much fun taking the mick out of that movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZY9SsbpF4 Who knew a time-travelling sci-fi viking flick could turn out so daft? Ok, I'm striking at least three other bad things from his record now. Just not the stuff about whale hunting or abusing young interns*. *Legal disclaimer: By which I mean expecting them to find his ideas or his mo-cap rolls sexy. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 23:59 |
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SomethingJones posted:
Just loving wow. Krycek posted:Why in the gently caress did crytek agree to give crobberts a special deal on licensing fees? He had nothing to show, no proof of concept, so what made them think that star citizen would be such a blockbuster that they needed to be involved? Desperation? Dream envy? Dehydration?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 15:43 |
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Legal posted:In the meantime, We'd ask that anyone here cease viewing and redistributing that media as it is the result of a serious NDA breach and is currently the object of a suit. What is the legal significance of this comma?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 20:32 |
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Pixelate fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 24, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 02:04 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7skj1w/i_did_a_thing/?st=jcszt895&sh=8d8f3479 Is this actually Mark Hamill? I don't even know anymore. Either way he looks constipated.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 12:38 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:
It's 'In Concept'... But hey, the 100 million Kg Javelin is 'In Production' & 'Currently being built and tested for implementation in-game'. Just polishing the modular rooms and roles for the 80 crew I guess. In think it's in Kg so scavenger professions can sift the ensuing wreckage. They think of everything. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jan 24, 2018 |
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