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Everyone who posted in the past 10 pages should get a Derek avatar.
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Apr 10, 2018 10:35
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Doxxing is funny and cool and I can't encourage people like MoMA to do it enough.
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Apr 10, 2018 22:30
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AP posted:Right from the moment you joined the thread I've honestly thought you were just an attention seeking idiot. Fun is mostly over anyway so it doesn't really bother me that your moderation is poo poo too.
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Apr 11, 2018 03:08
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But I do think AP raises some valid concerns because the thread title has been poo poo for like half a year now.
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Apr 11, 2018 03:09
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thatguy posted:But I do think AP raises some valid concerns because the thread
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Apr 11, 2018 03:09
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Space Court for Derek.
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May 29, 2018 21:56
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Is Love Pledge or whatever out yet?
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May 29, 2018 23:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdt5c1lOAEg
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May 29, 2018 23:46
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ManofManyAliases posted:No no no. Listen, I'm not interesting. 
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May 30, 2018 22:37
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Beet Wagon posted:One reason CIG can’t and won’t capitalize on Org level ship packs is that they literally don’t have the mechanism for it.
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May 31, 2018 23:14
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Blarghalt posted:Could someone explain to me why Crytek hiring Skadden is really bad news for CIG? I know they're a big-name law firm, but I feel like I need context for how hosed CIG is.
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Jun 1, 2018 01:16
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Imagine how dumb you would have to be to not hybridize your gently caress trophies to be better at gaming.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:55
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G0RF posted:Life Support & Phoenix Update
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Jun 4, 2018 20:03
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thatguy posted:Two things Star Citizen needs. What is two things Star Citizen needs?
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Jun 4, 2018 20:03
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Positives: 1. Never had more than 2 boyfriends (+1 point) 2. Takes her studies seriously and has good grades (+3 points) 3. Graduated from a 4-year college (+3 points) 4. Gives up seat for elderly / disabled people (+5 points) 5. Saves / invests money intelligently (+5 points) 6. Sometimes offers to pay for dates and travel (+5 points) 7. Tries to feed her man with chopsticks or fork (+5 points) 8. Cooks for her man without asking (+5 points) 9. Massages her man without asking (+10 points) 10. Would refuse to shave her pussy hair, even if you requested. (+5 points) 11. Always returns to her hometown for Songkran (+5 points) 12. Very loyal to her parents (+10 points) 13. Takes care of relatives that are rude or mean without complaints (+15 points) 14. Still lives with her parents (+15 points) 15. Comes from a complete family with both parents still married (+20 points) 16. Virgin (+30 points) Negatives: 17. Hair shorter than the upper neck (-1 point) 18. Ever ran away from home because of a fight with parents (-2 points) 19. Watches or shows interest in Western porn (-3 points) 20. Lost virginity in high school (-3 point) 21. Always photoshops / applies a filter to her pictures (-3 points) 22. Hairy armpits (-3 points) 23. Has had more than 3 sexual partners before 25 years of age (-5 points) 24. Dropped out of high school (-5 points) 25. Has lived with more than 1 man (-5 points) 26. Uses a lot of profanity (-5 points) 27. Laughs at other people's misfortune (-5 points) 28. Never wears a dress or a skirt (-5 points) 29. Never pays on dates with men including you (-5 points) 30. Ever had a mood jump without any noticeable trigger (-5 points) 31. Ever experienced a same-sex intercourse (-7 points) 32. Would agree to arrange a marriage solely for immigration (-10 points) 33. Makes a phone call or send a text message without apologizing during a date (-10 points) 34. Talks behind her friends' back (-10 points) 35. Ever worked in a massage parlor, bath spa, or bar (-10 points) 36. Agrees with modern feminism (-10 points) 37. Ever had a one-night stand (-10 points) 38. Has a piercing other than the ear (-15 points) 39. Has lived in a Western country for more than 3 months (-15 points) 40. Has a tattoo (-15 points) 41. Her friends hate her (-15 points) 42. Never returned home after a fight with relatives (-15 points) 43. Smokes, uses drugs, or drinks more than 2 days per week (-15 points) 44. Lost virginity in middle school (-15 points) 45. Has had more than 5 sexual partners before 25 years of age (-15 points) 46. Ever had an abortion (-15 points) 48. Thinks it is okay to look into her man's phone (-15 points) 49. Slaps and fights men, including you (-20 points) 50. Hair is as short as a man haircut or nearly bald (-20 points) 51. Has half-siblings with only 1 common parent (-20 points) 52. Cries loudly/fights in public when she does not get what she wants (-25 points) 53. Atheist (-25 points) 54. Has a kid from a previous marriage (-35 points) 55. Has ever been the mistress of a married Thai man (-40 points) 56. Claims to have been raped in the past, true or not (-40 points) 57. Has a diagnosis of mental disease such as schizophrenia or bipolarity (-50 points) 58. Has a kid who was born outside marriage (-70 points) 59. Ever worked as a sex worker or prostitute (-70 points) The calculation process is straightforward: Add all positives, subtract all the negatives. -50 and below: End the relationship immediately -49 to -25: You should run away, very little chance of working -24 to 0: Proceed with caution, possibly bad girl 1 to 25: Average girl, you can give it a try 26 to 49: Good traditional girl, possible MM 50 and above: Very special girl, take care of her
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Jun 4, 2018 21:24
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Can we talk about how flawed this points system is?
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Jun 4, 2018 21:27
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thatguy posted:10. Would refuse to shave her pussy hair, even if you requested. (+5 points)
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Jun 4, 2018 21:34
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Pretty proud of my -143.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:32
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, but I took a hit for hairy armpits.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:35
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I want massages but if they're too good I'll know you're a slut so watch it.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:36
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Is "Walkers" the "Lays" of someplace else? The logo looks similar. Utz just recently started selling chips in my area and the mascot's giant dead eyes scare me whenever I see them at the store.
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Jun 6, 2018 20:38
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Also, ban MoMA.
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Jun 6, 2018 20:39
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8p42oe/youtuber_sidalphas_young_daughter_threatened_with/
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Jun 6, 2018 21:44
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Our false flag op is coming along nicely this time.
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Jun 6, 2018 21:45
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thatguy posted:Our false flag op is coming along nicely this time.
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Jun 6, 2018 21:46
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Every time I see that Kayak comment I'm reminded of when I lived in an apartment complex and a dog was barking for like an hour one night and a guy yelled "KILL YOURSELF!" out his window and it always makes me laugh.
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Jun 6, 2018 22:19
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The OP deleted his account, post, and replies and the mods already locked it.
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Jun 6, 2018 22:26
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I still remember when not touching the poop was a thread rule. Bad times. 
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Jun 7, 2018 03:28
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Did Montoya get sued yet?
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Jun 7, 2018 21:18
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Montoya Guarantee™: "Squadron 42 will sell over $30,000,000 in the first month."
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Jun 7, 2018 21:25
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Jun 7, 2018 21:34
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G0RF posted:E3 is finally upon us! 
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Jun 9, 2018 13:43
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Shatner confirmed for SQ:42?
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Jun 9, 2018 13:47
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Beet Wagon posted:I was gonna write a big thing about how Montoya's a piece of poo poo (I know, I know, broken record) and how insidious the "it actually wasn't a citizen" stuff is going to be when the game goes under and people start actually attacking each other over this poo poo, but I think... I think today I'm just going to bask in the loving weirdness that is Derek Smart getting owned by William Shatner on Twitter.
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Jun 9, 2018 14:50
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Jun 10, 2018 18:05
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Derek is known for it, it is really that simple Derek also made fake emails years back to try and act as a victim and that he was attacked with racisme a long time ago, but was caught faking the emails to him selv as evidence. One of many episodes, Derek simply cant be thrusted
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Star Citizen is good.
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