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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djlsDykmZ_c

Watch the villain roster the Joker reads off at the end there and then get back to me.

the nice thing about the lego animation is that it makes the garish neon nightmare that Batman should constantly live in both reasonable and awesome.

I am in favor of garish neon things.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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OWLS! posted:

So the two actually interesting movies lost to the generic mc genericson ok disney flick, urgh.

Zootopia is definitely not a generic disney movie. Like, Moana I would give to you but Zootopia is much closer to Lilo and Stitch or Emperor's New Groove than Frozen or Moana.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Totoro, Nausicaa, or Princess Mononoke are all far more deserving of recognition.

Spirited Away or Lilo and Stitch is a race I don't really have a horse in but still.

Lilo and Stitch is one of my favorite all time movies but I really can't blame someone for giving an award to Spirited Away over it.

Also, Best Animated Movie has only existed since like, 2000, so none of the movies you need had an opportunity to win.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Detective No. 27 posted:

They didn't call it Splatwon, so it definitely won't be Zootwopia. Sorry. :(

also because Zootwopia looks like a really old-timey racist name for Los Angeles.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Build-a-Boar posted:

I just watched All Dogs Go To Heaven because of the thread and legit actually cried a little, murdered dogs and murdered adorable little girls are my loving weakness.

alright, now look up the reason why the little girl wasn't in the sequel.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I want to live in the universe where Ariana Grande and John Legend actually played Beauty and the Beast instead of just sung the song for the credits.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CRINDY posted:

The irony of Emma Watson turning down La La Land, where the actors' inability to naturally sing perfectly was a part of the movie's charm (or at least was sold that way), to take Beauty, where there's no room for error and the fans tear the Autotune to shreds.

I'd argue she made the right call, as BatB was a surefire moneymaker while the other was risky - I'm pretty sure La La Land with Miles Teller and Emma Watson doesn't win six Oscars - but it's funny how things work out.

I'd like everyone in this thread to take a moment and imagine Ryan Gosling's character in La La Land, who everyone had issue with for being really obnoxious about jazz and not the greatest singer, and replacing that with Miles Teller, who exudes a level of unlikability and smarm that is second to none in Hollywood.

Like, Ryan Gosling is charming, and replacing him with Miles Teller would have made that movie many degrees worse, regardless of whether you like it as it is. And I like Miles Teller, in the right role.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Sorry to interrupt the growing realization that Disney will not stop until they are Cyberdyne Technologies with animatronic animals instead of Terminators, but

A Movie About Ferdinand The Bull Starring John Cena just released a trailer. I actually think casting the human equivalent of a fighting bull to be the voice of Ferdinand is kinda cute, and the obvious "bull in a china shop" gag was good, but the rest of this trailer looks pretty "meh"

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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ImpAtom posted:

So apparently Wreck It Ralph 2 is titled "Ralph Breaks The Internet" and seems to revolve around smartphone games.

On a scale of "dumb" to "real dumb", how dumb is it that the subtitles isn't "Ralph Wrecks The Internet"?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I used to sneak out of bed in the mornings before my parents were awake to watch Pokemon
:corsair:

fixed. for whatever reason it aired at 6:30 every weekday morning which is not the ideal time for a show for children

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I am a Pixar fan, natch

no particular order:
Lilo and Stitch
Up
Wall-E
Ratatouille
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Emperor's New Groove
Inside Out
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (the animated one gently caress you it counts it's basically a movie)
The Incredibles
Lion King

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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icantfindaname posted:

I gotta say it's pretty hilarious watching all the praise for a movie which is about as Generic Anime as it possibly gets, from people whose reaction to anime otherwise is most likely "ew, icky"

I remember really liking The Place Promised In Our Early Days when it first came out (I stalked Blockbuster for weeks around the time that came out), but I haven't watched the more popular stuff. That said, the only anime I watch these days are Ghibli, Kon, and Evangelion because I got all anime-ed out when I was 14

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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icantfindaname posted:

I always liked Wings of the Honneamise as far as anime movies go, too bad it's basically ignored in favor way-worse cyberpunk stuff from the same era

I went through my severe anime-nerd phase at a young-ish age, and only recently have I truly appreciated the hilarity of an 11 year old doing a school report on Hideaki Anno.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Hedrigall posted:

Then Pierre and Lewis secretly hope that Wes Anderson will make everything better for them too :unsmith:

Roald Dahl has poo poo taste in movies if he didn't like Willy Wonka because of Gene Wilder. I've found that generally, if authors really dislike an adaptation, there's a higher likelihood that it's actually good. Willy Wonka is example number one, but Stephen King didn't like The Shining, and I guess the Tolkein estate had issues with the Peter Jackson trilogy which seems dumb.

FilthyImp posted:

I know something like Evangelion will eventually do it, since it's a money-printing machine. But smaller stufF?

Eva will get an HD version shortly after the last of the rebuild movies does, so probably sometime after 2092.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Avshalom posted:

today i am going to get high and revisit a film that played a major part in my childhood, the beatles' yellow submarine (1968)

I nearly had a panic attack watching that movie sober, I can't imagine watching it while imbibing anything.

why do people let their children watch that movie it's loving terrifying.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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The minimalism and surrealism of movies in that vein (I think of Yellow Submarine in the same group as stuff like Fantastic Planet or Belladonna of Sadness) freaks me the gently caress out and I get uncomfortable watching even clips from them. I'm totally fine with grossly violent live action movies, but I refuse to watch movies in that style, even though the three that I named are pretty distinct from each other.

Actually surrealism in general can get hosed

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Pick posted:

Might I recommend Eraserhead?

I actually own that on Criterion, one day I'm going to get brave enough to actually watch it.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Flaccid Trip posted:

My parents let my sister watch The Brave Little Toaster every day, and let me watch Return to Oz every day.

Being allowed to watch weird, trippy movies builds character.

this must be true as I am a dirty nogoodnik

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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The dentist I went to as a kid had a few different dental-themed Looney Tunes cells. Honestly, that's what I'd want most: some classic WB cels from guys like Freleng, Jones, Avery or Clampett

But those probably cost a buttload of money

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I look at this and I can't help but get the feeling that this isn't from the original How The Grinch Stole Christmas at all. The color seems off and the face seems detailed differently.

Actually, upon further reflection, it's the brown nose. And also the description below that says that it's from a promo for when they released the original on VHS for the first time. Explains why it's so cheap.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I'll have you all know that my mother's favorite Disney movie is, in fact, The Aristocats. I probably have a soft spot for it because we watched it a bunch when I was a kid.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Pick posted:

Nah, word has it that LAIKA absolutely churns through animators, and that already most of the studio's American animators had left in previous years. I wouldn't be surprised if they've come to realize this was always unsustainable.

The funny thing is, on their Wikipedia page, the last three real pieces of news/goings on out of LAIKA, aside from Kubo, are announcing an increase in staff to build up to a one movie-per-year output (from 2 years ago), a couple of options they've taken out, and a movie with an announced release date of 53 weeks from tomorrow without a title, cast announcement, plot synopsis, or anything. Considering both Boxtrolls and Kubo were announced when they were 18 months out, clearly something was going on.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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also if we are being speculative and trashy in here I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that Travis Knight is a pain in the rear end to work with. he seems like the type of guy who is just fine at what he does, but since he comes from money he rises through the ranks very easily until he's at the top, at which point he becomes A Super rear end in a top hat.

This is entirely speculation based on the fact that his dad owns the company and he at one point released an ill-advised rap record that probably only got produced because he was rich. also i imagine most children of super-rich people are assholes.

edit: also i have a distinct memory of reading this article, which is probably too kind to Will Vinton, but still, Travis Knight really doesn't come off as someone who got where he is by hard work and talent.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Pick posted:

What I've heard from a former Will Vintonite here in Portland is that Travis is actually, like, savant-level talented at stop motion animation. He is incredibly skilled and has no patience for anyone else who isn't as good at it as he is.

I stand corrected. Normally "rich kid gets put in command of thing he's never done before" does not end that way.

Chilly Tee is really embarrassing still, but I'd like to point out for those of you who are not rap fans:



The Bomb Squad is a legit production outfit that includes the members of loving Public Enemy. I cannot imagine how much money Phil Knight must have given Chuck D to work with his dumbass son.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Yeah, the people at Disney Imagineering are loving visual magicians, Pandora is literally the perfect thing for them to make.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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You all have one guess for who wrote the Captain Underpants Theme Song and if you get it wrong you were clearly never a 10 year old.

It's Weird Al.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Probably nobody, given that it's been announced and cancelled/pushed back/revealed as a hoax/etc about 10 separate times now.

Seriously, I'll believe Space Jam 2 is happening when I see the theater marquee.

I'd say it will happen when Lebron finally retires but since that dude is basically a cyborg incapable of aging, he'll probably still playing when his son gets drafted.

I can't imagine any other NBA stars who could really carry a Space Jam movie like Jordan. maaaaaaaybe Blake Griffin (who clearly would do it given the opportunity)

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

James Harden, Stephen Curry, and Kevin Durant could also probably carry it. If we're including retired players, Yao Ming could do it (and it would also ensure the Chinese box office), or I wouldn't be surprised to see Kobe do it to try and fix his image.

e: also the most obvious retired player of all for this would be Barkley, though I feel like the existence of Shut Up And Jam Gaiden would actively make the studio not want to do that ever, even putting aside that the man's in his fifties.

i will boycott, protest, and picket any Space Jam movie starring Steph, KD, or any member of the Warriors. I would, however, accept a Space Jam starring Harden and Russell Westbrook learning to overcome their differences and work as a team and dunk all over Kevin Durant and his weakass Next Chapter ring chasing bullshit.

Also, Charles was in the OG Space Jam so I dunno if he could star. Remember? He loves his mama.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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hopeandjoy posted:

Someone on tumblr recently pointed out that the boy's origin story for Captain Underpants in their comics has him adopted "by two old guys" which completely went over my head as a kid but now makes me :3:.

I'm happy whenever one of my fond childhood memories turns out to still be good.

bonus points for the author for really not making a big deal of it. Like there's no moment where the kid goes "wait i'm gay???!!!" he just sees future self with with a husband and children and the entire story just rolls with it as if it is the most normal thing in the world

which it should be

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Hedrigall posted:

Animated only, or?

Because 30 Rock never faltered over 7 glorious seasons

Animation wise... Venture Bros, once it hit its stride in season 2, has been top notch ever since. It's only had 6 short seasons but it definitely counts as "long running" when you consider it's usually 3 years between each season :shepface:

If we're counting 7 seasons, then Archer (thread relevant!) and Parks and Recreation both hit the 7 season mark without being bad (aside from the first 6 episodes of Parks which doesn't count). Cheers is basically two shows taped together with (mostly) the same cast, but you could watch an episode from any season and enjoy it. Law and Order also, by virtue of being incredibly episodic.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Shadow Hog posted:

It feels like a lot of kids films of the past year or two have had potty humor in them somewhere.

Angry Birds? Swimming in a pond, gargling its water, before realizing it's some guy's piss pool.
Trolls? They poo poo cupcakes.
Secret Life of Pets? Actual rabbit poo poo.
Moana? Maui telling Moana to look for warm water, but when she feels it, she quickly realizes why it's warm...
Even Zootopia had "FIIIILTHY TOILET! You're dead, fluff-butt." (Though Word of God is that was intended to foreshadow going down a toilet to escape Cliffside Asylum later on...)

I can't immediately think of any for Kubo, Finding Dory or LEGO Batman, and haven't watched Storks or Sing (or Angry Birds/Trolls/SLoP, but they put the potty humor right in the trailers so I don't have to), but yeah, toilet humor abound.

Yes but none of those movies are named after undergarments.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Hedrigall posted:

It's a nice enough song. My favourite song from the movie was probably Journey to the Past though. It was catchy! Not too fond of the end credits version however.

I still can't get over how awful all the Rasputin/Bartok stuff was. I still think it would have been much better as a realistic animated historical drama. Bartok fuckin sucks!!!!

you should definitely catch the broadway musical then, if you're ever in New York or it starts touring, because there's not a Russian wizard or talking bat in sight. It's still not great, but it's definitely better. And still has the better songs from the movie.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Hedrigall posted:

Wait what the hell is g-force?

an army of talking rodents saving the world, mostly guinea pigs

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Hedrigall posted:

Pixar isn't very good at trailers. I haaaated both the Ratatouille and Inside Out initial trailers and those are probably my two favourite Pixar movies.

You know what's really ironic about this (because you're definitely not wrong about it generally)? I think the trailers for Cars 3 have been really, really good. I'm still not 100% convinced that the movie is going to be as good as I would like it to, but I think the trailers show that Pixar got what was not so good about the last one, and have made a movie with a very obvious throughline that looks exciting (that demo derby track with the shooting flames looks v cool).

I would not be surprised if Cars 3 lapped the first two and surprised everyone.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Alan Smithee posted:

So uh emoji movie

Better or worse than minions

a million times worse. Minions was some fun looney tunes-y comedy even if the minions themselves are annoying. i'd be willing to put very large sums of money on emojimovie being trash garbage on a garbage trash level.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I just learned something kinda hilarious: apparently The RZA directed a movie scheduled to come out this year starring noted Terrible-at-Twitter rapper Azealia Banks called Coco.

So everyone start working on your awkward questions to ask Lee Unkrich about how it was working with a member of Wu Tang and someone who was so terrible on the internet that they got banned from Twitter.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Robindaybird posted:

There was a live action Josie and the Pussycats but that was total garbage, but yeah - girls' shows don't really get the benefits of it, though I heard JEM and the Holograms got a comic series, which also means they didn't have to write around the children's television censorship or the need to abide by certain rules like 'conform or you're wrong'

are you forgetting the JEM movie that came out?

Because I think everyone else is too.

edit: also wait hold on I've never seen it but from what I understand the live-action Josie and the Pussycats is actually an awesome satire of late-90's pop music/culture/commercialism.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Cartoon Network is lame and made a We Bare Bears artist delete a tweet with a little line animation of Ice Bear punching a nazi (which was consigned by the creator of the show to boot!)

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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ThermoPhysical posted:

It doesn't say they had him remove it in that article.. I can't find a reason why anywhere online, weirdly enough.

I assume because Cartoon Network is a bunch of wusses and thinks that violence against nazis is bad, even if it's against nazis.

CRINDY posted:

Yeah, the Weinsteins have been broke every time it's been near release so they've been delaying it since early 2016 IIRC.

they were just waiting for Carly Rae Jepsen to write a song that would sell the movie all on it's own.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Maluco Marinero posted:

The character moments in Ratatouille are great. I really liked Anton Ego's review because it's credibly written well (unlike a lot of TV & Movie prose, where you just kinda have to take their word for it that they have good writing), and the voice acting along with it builds up to that enthusiasm for defending something new, that really sells his shift in attitude.

edit: I'll chuck it in here cause I like it, hopefully it's accurate

I think the "But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so" line feels like an artist putting words in the mouth of a straw man (like, I don't think I could imagine Roger Ebert writing it), but the bit about how a great artist can come from anywhere is really beautiful.

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