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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Copper Kaiser posted:

And now for something completely different.





This is peak Adam4d, the good stuff

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

A G loving C.


Early nom for best edit lol

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trump's nipples: :barf:

Trump's left leg: :wtc:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

No mention of intelligence around, say, 2003?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Cartoonists get their own building? Ted Rall says they aren't getting hired, I don't know what to think anymore.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Hell yes

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

OldTennisCourt posted:

Red Panels is literally human garbage and I hope he never finds a job and ends up alone under a bridge for the rest of his days.

The thing that really freaks me out is the possibility that he actually does have a job, and a good one.

His sudden retirement is probably a reaction to those two worlds getting closer and closer.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Is it possible to award a Gay Abortion for best edit this early in the year? This poo poo is :perfect:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

usenet celeb 1992 posted:

The reference to "adamasexual," which I wasn't able to find by Googling, made me briefly wonder if Adam was even vaguely aware of Gnostic concepts like the Geradamas (an asexual, "perfect" human, an emanation of the true Gnostic Creator).

The thought only lasted long enough for me to poo poo this out.










I love this thread. :golfclap:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I'm genuinely shocked that Rall didn't make a snide reference to hiring cartoonists.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
A reminder that this guy gets $3,600 a month on Patreon

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I wonder if the little guy ever made it to the top

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Finally a Dry Bones where Shuldig isn't an insufferable douche

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Cat Mattress posted:

Gingerbread men or snow angels? You decide!



I honestly thought you were making a Pee-Wee Herman joke

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Where is the mouth here I am so confused :psyduck:



Froot Poops

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Copper Kaiser posted:



gently caress science (or my ill-informed view of what science is anyway).

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

Ah, that was me.

I had known of Umbert prior to posting here, but he was hard to post on the regular since he didn't post daily to the site.

This is, presumably, the last strip. It's dated 2016, so I assume this was last year's March and his illness put an end to Umbert.


if you're feeling bad about his death, then remember that he was an rear end in a top hat whose life's work was a lovely newspaper wannabe comic that endeavored to strip rights from women.
1
Also he was a big Playstation fanboy.

2
He hated gay people, natch.

3
He was even against frozen embryos, allowing otherwise infertile people the ability to have children.

4
A good right-wing soldier, he regurgitated the typical talking points.

5
Seriously: gently caress this guy.

He also did political cartoons for a local paper at one point, but they seem to have been lost to the ages. But there's your obit megapost for Gary Cangemi. He was a fucker who made the world a slightly worse place, and I'm glad he's dead.

I can excuse the outfits and such, but one of these unborn babbies is floating on ice in an ocean. Please explain

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1
Cool Johnny Hart tribute.


Th... this is ... kinda funny. :shrug:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
If you are persecuted for your beliefs, that makes them true. Got it.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Vib Rib posted:

But you hate women and gay people. And so does almost every single person who justifies their Islamaphobia with "they're throwing gay people off buildings!", it seems.
Seriously, this might be the biggest ongoing trend of concern-trolling I've ever loving seen. The same people who constantly insult, attack, and demean various minority groups will then point out how patriotic we are as a country for supporting them when those SAVAGES in the Middle East attack them. Tinsley hates people who are gay, black, transgender, or female, but when the Middle East comes up he's running around bragging like he's always been their best ally. gently caress you, Tinsley. Weren't you super vocal against gay marriage? So yeah, trumpet on about how you think gay people have rights when you were fighting those rights every step of the way.

I used to think Tinsley was bland but these days he's easily one of my most hated artists. What an absolute piece of poo poo.

It's like what Trump said in that convention speech. He's going to protect the LGBT...Q community against a hateful foreign ideology. He's cool with the domestic hateful ideology.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

Hope N Change is dead.

2
He still has an unhealthy fixation on this stock photo model.

5
Don't worry, the other stock photo girl hasn't left the cast.

Lefty Lucy > Busty Ross


Holy poo poo an unironic Kelly Cartoon. Amazing.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This is pretty good

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Stiglich is infuriating

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Watch Ted Rall EVISCERATE a high school bully

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle posted:

Watch Ted Rall EVISCERATE a high school bully

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This fat dog rule is stupid. Fat dogs are depressing af. If you're reading this and you own a dog, particularly a fat one, go walk it you bastard

E: loving GIMME ANOTHER 6 THIS RULE IS RIDICULOUS

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Crazycryodude posted:

New Garrison, hot off the presses.



Why does Zyklon Ben always draw Trump as some striking manly figure about 40 years younger than he actually is?

That basketball one was the loving worst. All jacked-up slamming the ball into the basketball ring...


Great, my buddy from college is in town this weekend and now I gotta take him camping so Tinsley will shut the gently caress up.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

From 2015: http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2015/07/12/421533481/outdoor-afro-busting-stereotypes-that-blacks-dont-hike-or-camp

From 2014: http://www.theroot.com/yes-we-camp-and-if-you-don-t-here-s-what-you-re-miss-1790876447

Another 50 hours well-spent.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This is incoherent even by :tinsley: standards

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Last and perhaps least, my personal bugaboo: what’s up with those last rows in some planes, where the seats can’t recline? That’s just mean.

Ted Rall is one of those reclining assholes in coach, I'm shocked.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

This is amazing

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

That poor kid is gonna grow up with a very false picture of what a woman's posterior looks like.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

21 Muns posted:

It should be easier for me to tell how Kirschen feels about someone than this.

Kirschen feels you should buy his Passover Haggadah, get on it early, Passover is only 350 or so days away!!!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Xander77 posted:

I've been browsing through Rall's site (trying to complete the profile in preparation for a certain someone reposting 1984), and this is what all the tags do:
http://rall.com/tag/nuclear-nuke-weapons-foreign-policy-north-korea-hiroshima-nagasaki-hypocrisy-logic-nuclear-shadow-world-war-ii

I kinda expect an 90-year old putz like Krischner to fail tag basics, but... come the gently caress on Rall. You still think of yourself as a member of the up and coming generation, and you've been online for decades now.

Does anyone ever ask Ted Rall if he regrets mutilating that kid in high school or whatever?

Tags: Fake News, Ted Rall, Blowjob King of Fairmont High School and Columbia University, Lathe Assault, Attempted Murder

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

KillerJunglist posted:

All Branco said about it was this giggity-giggity-garbage.


fake edit: AMMOLAND

This joke may have been made before, but I would think there are still a few extremists out there who are still thanking United Airlines.

e: also that frog-suit is lazy as gently caress

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Each of the 10 tweets has 2 retweets or less, except one with 3. The level of delusion here is immeasurable.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer







JohnMcCainHealthOfTheMotherCrap.gif

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

KillerJunglist posted:

gently caress fish. I'm surprised he resisted using 1000 words to say this stupid poo poo.

I see you're making this observation on a computer or a phone. How ironic

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


"When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything. That's how it is for me, Bill Clinton, a fat man with tiny hands."

Replace Clinton with Ailes, replace "gone into" with "stayed in"

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

Previously...on Galatianman...


And now...Galatianman...

1
It's okay, he's been saved by...a glowy cloud?

2
Look I'm an amorphous blob angel. My job is rescuing people that worship us.

3
Oh no! The...weird...walking woodchucks or whatever that's supposed to be, are closing in to finish the job!

Will our hero survive? Tune in next time. Same Galatian Time; Same Galatian Thread!

He was saved by a sentient load?

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