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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Even odds someone's going to read that, think that sunglasses will work for the eclipse, and burn out their eyes over a political cartoon, aren't they?

(To clarify: DO NOT USE SUNGLASSES TO LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE.)

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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BarbarianElephant posted:

He was doing his standard "alpha ape" routine of invading her personal space to establish "dominance." She apparently found this irritating. I'm not sure it's sexist, since he loves to do it to male politicians too.

I'd disagree. Firstly because women politicians are expected to be demure and quiet (or get labeled a bitch) so it's not like she could've done it to him, and secondly it's still reinforcing violence and intimidation to women. Even if he does it to men the power dynamic is different.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Jonas Albrecht posted:

"Are we gonna gently caress or what?"

Two inbred cousins gently caress, making Flortex, the worst possible state ever made. Hot, muggy, extra racist, and their biggest export is pressed orange oil.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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FYI

Lemniscate Blue posted:

All right, I bought it. Time to give back to these here dead comedy forums. Thanks for doing the dirty work!

:luckyducky:

:luckyducky:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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The bar is set so low that even basic human dignity is a worthy enough of hero worship in conservative circles. A Good Cartoon.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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After The War posted:

Was trying to do an edit changing Trump to one of his Hillaries and the text to "BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI" on the left and "EMAILS, EMAILS, EMAILS" on the right, but Photoshop is freezing randomly with my new graphics card, so... pretend I did that.

Also, this guy seems really young, long-haired, and, uh... "ethnically named" to be doing the Branco-Lester, "hate-filled old man" routine.









Holy poo poo, that Michelle. :stonk:



Guess you're never too young for that sweet, sweet Some Gizmo Money.

And it looks like's he's gunning for the "laziest" gaybie!



There seems to be a tendency in young conservatives of being a) selfishly looking for wingnut welfare by making the party look good or b) going "gently caress YOU MOM AND DAD" and trying to be a troll without going full-on post-ironic Trump supporter. I suppose some of them might honestly believe all the crap thrown at millennial, which I think is somehow sadder than the other two options.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Axe-man posted:

Sorry as a Lover of Death, I cannot support orgy island. Supposed to be taking lives not making them. :thunk:

We use condoms and homosexuality to fake out Jesus. He gets all excited when we orgasm, only to find that no new babies can be saved.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Darth Windu posted:

How is this political at all
Can you please take it to the webcomic thread

I'm White, so take this with a grain of salt, but people coming up to you and being all weird about their love of "your culture" on the basis of your race is a common thing, and political in the sense that it shows an implicitly racist mindset of SKIN_COLOR = CULTURE_LIVED_IN.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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The more I look at it, the more sad it is. A fat. ill-tempered alcoholic losing a thing he loves over deep seated bigotry. His empty, ugly-floored house little more than a stage for a man falling apart, a world that once centered on a game that takes from his wallet and gives unlabeled, low quality, ill-fitting 3 jerseys. A Sad Cartoon.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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loquacius posted:

eh I'm sure we'll be hearing rumors he was a Soros-funded antifa-backed radical socialist before long

I checked Alex Jones' comment section, they're already psyching themselves up for it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still hate everyone in this strip. It is bad and should not be posted.

Good for you.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Oh no, reefer madness!! AND my guns!!!

(Although "Puff Pieces" is inspired. I like to imagine it's the only newspaper in town that burns nice and controlled.)

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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endlessmonotony posted:

... wait, what.

Maybe the dog's doing his mind some good.

It's his standard fare of BOTH SIDES DO IT. Attacking protestors is just as bad as keeping business owners from illegally discriminating against queer couples.

Never give any of these people the benefit of the doubt. Once you've seen a few years in this thread, you learn to expect the worst possible interpretation.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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I used to be a boy scout and now I'm a girl, thanks obama.

(For letting me afford my hormones)

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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You know, I've never heard complaints about stupid people from anyone who wasn't stupid. Hmm.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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atomicthumbs posted:

haven't really posted in this thread much since romney lost or chris muir was banned (I forget which) but i hope there's no rule against posting garrison



MAN, democrats sure hate women!

*carefully draws butt shake lines on giant-eyed bimbo*

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Cythereal posted:

Speaking as an Eagle Scout, there was never a shortage of gay behavior and not fitting the traditional ideas of masculinity in the Scouts.

My (Cub) scout troop was lead by a really religious man, who took my father aside to talk about me potentially being :siren: gay. :siren:

In a delicious twist, my father is gay, and I'm a lesbian now.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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If the kid wants to join the Boy Scouts, why is her mother telling the Girl Scouts? Is there a law that you have to tell the competing "team" that you're playing for the other team? (pun intended)

Also kinda surprised it wasn't HE wants to join the boy scouts, considering BoK.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Internet Kraken posted:

The good old days also made cartoonists like Chuck Assay so maybe this isn't as simple as you think.

I don't think it's so much a good old days thing as American primary education has always been kinda lovely and cognitively vacant. You can't run a lot of the doublethink and rhetoric that America is historically and contemporarily enshrined in with a history of critical thinking.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Hillary is the one with the tiny hands.


Hillary Clinton, an intelligent and well-read politician, is unfairly annoyed by two idiots who don't know that Geiger counters don't detect the type of material that produces nor do they detect money. This mirrors the frequently baseless political weapons used against her by those too uneducated or disingenuous to see them as the bullshit they are. A Good Cartoon.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Sir Tonk posted:

die in a fire bok

This got passed over, but one of BoK's points is that equal opportunity employment is why the majority of NFL players aren't white. It's not centuries of racial baggage, the need for blood sport, nor different treatment in achieving academic education. It's equal employment.

Also, a black man talking about "my owners." Freudian slip there, buddy?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



Carmen sure is annoying.

Does this apply to the HILLARY IS PURE EVIL thing you've got on, hon?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Samurai Sanders posted:

Is he trying to say everyone owns a bathrobe or is a bit off on his understanding of popular imagery of people?

I think the idea is that you just wander around nude except for the mask. Which would make Kubrick proud, admittedly.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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You won but all you loving do is whine about it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If there ever was a person for whom a wire isn't necessary to be caught red handed...

I mean, you would need a microscope.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Trapezium Dave posted:

That's a bold thought bubble to put out with those five letters and all that empty space.

Hollywood sure is uncultured, unlike me, cosmopolitan drunk duck funny pages man.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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loquacius posted:

Biden wasn't even in the primary, Lester


Bennett cartoons are kind of getting indistinguishable from the Facebook page of every middle-aged white person who has decided they are a resistance member

The bigger question is, if the birds are the politicians, how is Hillary in two places at once as two species?

A quantum-Animorph cartoon.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Edited for accuracy, for the full version, expanding Corporate to infinity is left as a exercise for the reader.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Just go gay Zelda, for the love of god.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Pants Donkey posted:

Eden updated! Rejoice, sinners!

1
The Free Market has spoken, and there is a place for astroturfing protests and rallies. Who are you to complain about capitalism, friend? Or should I say...comrade?

2
A Good Cartoon

3
Gaystopo is hands-down the feel-good term of the year :allears:

4
I've never heard anyone say this; just that you may like ladies/dudes more/less as you get older or maybe sex in general stops being a big deal for you. Maybe it's because you aren't arguing in good faith and just want an excuse to imprison kids in conversion camps. I hope you die.

Holy poo poo, I've seen stuff like these in actual, honest-to-goodness transgender activism groups on Facebook. Half of these would probably get reposted without comment.

It's kinda depressing to realize that someone could be so far behind that saying "trans people want to exist" is so shocking as to not need smearing.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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golly, i wonder who :thunk: loving FRACTURED THIS GOD drat COUNTRY YOU WILLFULLY DENSE CUMSTAIN

The stupid "let's all come together since we're all Americans" rhetoric is so goddamn toxic and widespread it pisses me off more than a thousand easily smeared nazi rallies.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Kopijeger posted:

So, Tove finds Nova's shoes (she is the only one that doesn't live at her apartment) and assumes they belong to someone Zelda dragged home. Except, Zelda is hetero and it seems unlikely that Nova would wear masculine-looking shoes.

She's talked about being attracted to women before, so it's not inconceivable that she finally started dating better people than men.

I'm not sure why Zelda is the comic I follow the most here, but compared to Tinsley or Prickly City it's purestrain gold.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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It's stated in the stupidest terms, but that's a legitimate critique of neoliberal takes on immigration. If the reason you support immigrants is because you don't want to pay for a living wage in your produce, you're implicitly saying that some people should work to support the economic system without adequate payment.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Fulchrum posted:

How exactly do you manage to be so dumb you know something is stupid, but still pretend it's strawman argument is based on real things?

Who gives a poo poo if the author is disingenuous, the argument itself is a strong one divorced from this context. It's an important discussion we should have on the left -- why do we support immigration, and is that immigration just a tacit way of recreating an exploited class -- regardless of right wing meme makers bungling its execution. It's like many other cartoons where we can a) debate the author's stupid argument and b) discuss the topic in a more robust and intellectually honest way.

Oh, and if we're being snippy, it's spelled "fulcrum."

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Post 9-11 User posted:

Vigilantism is a crime. People such as bounty hunters are permitted to do ... lots of things.

"Lynching" someone is a crime. Uncle Sam may not be real, but it is not okay to depict him being executed in public. Even in cartoon form.

Holy gently caress are these people morons.

This might sound tired, but you seem really upset about this. Maybe you should take a break from the thread/the internet in general, breathe, and take any medications you need.

I hope you feel better soon!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Those who refuse to discuss the importance of politics in everyday life act like children in their ignorance, AGC.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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.Edward Penischin posted:

Who touched the poop?




That's a furry avatar, so that narrows it down to GBS posters.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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[quote="ACRE & EQUAT" post=""479031615"]


It finally broke free to start a life on its own :unsmith:
[/quote]

It too chose evil. :smith:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Mister Mind posted:

This guy can go gently caress himself with the "no snitchin" labels tho.

..why?

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


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Emasculator posted:

SMBC is cool and good, and what the gently caress does him living in Charlottesville have to do with that comic?

I also enjoyed SMBC in middle school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally


(I still do, but c'mon half his work is "truth in the middle" style stuff.)

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