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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Coffee And Pie posted:

Fulfill the meme and make Sinbad the genie. He needs it.

Cast Shaq. He has experience.

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

LesterGroans posted:

Good.

James Wan would be the perfect person to shepherd those movies, if he wasn't busy shooting Aquaman.

Jim Jones would be the prefect person to shepherd those movies.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Nothing is real anymore.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Speaking of NPR, the last few times I listened to it, I had to shut it off. Their news stuff is shockingly right-wing, it seems really credulous to have guys from AEI and Manhattan Institute for Policy Research on all the time, always using weird neocon phraseology.

NPR is unlistenable. Just garbage at this point.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

I love how she's been able to lie straight-faced for so long that the first response many people have of anything that holds her in a critical light is that its probably made up. Thats some fine politickin.

Above all she's an expert in lying to herself.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

FishBulb posted:

Oh crystal skull is good now?

Yes, it is good vodka.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"Degloving" is such a clinical term to describe what actually happens in such an injury

The act comes before the word and for unprofitable acts only those that try to fix the problem create the word.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Being funny is like scratching an itch. The relief is temporary and if you do it too much you end up torn up.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

CPL593H posted:

It's your typical 90s Oscar bait trash. The reason it's remembered to fondly is most likely because it was the breakout film for both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

The Oscars should be destroyed.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

DrVenkman posted:

It's weird that for years I told myself that Attack was a good movie, given that I watched it a bunch of times. Admittedly, there is good stuff in there, but that whole third act is just noise. Watching the trilogy again though I've come to appreciate McGregor in it all. He's one of the few actors who come away unscathed.

McGregor sleepwalks through the first prequel like everyone else. The later two are a brave attempt at acting while saying terrible lines in a CGI vacuum.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Unless they somehow miniaturized Ewen McGregor, I don't think any of those models would have assisted with his performance.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
I wish people would stop thinking self driving cars are supposed help them. The point is to eliminate jobs. The consumer market are just guinea pigs who’ve paid money to be tested on in potentially lethal experiments.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The funny thing is that RE4 is also controlled tank style. It's just that you are slightly behind the tank, rather than looking down on an RC tank.

RE4 is an incredibly well executed game that managed to make inventory tetris and escort missions fun. The controls work because the rest of the game is designed around making it work.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Red Dead Redemption was better than any GTA game and I’m more hyped for RDR2 than anything.

Still no Bully 2 though.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Detective No. 27 posted:

Pretty sure he drafted up the plans for the Moses Island takeover after catching Twins on HBO.

He certainly watched the MacGuyver pilot when he was writing Metal Gear 2 which is probably where the notion of Solid Snake being really smart came from.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

These morons are making me want to see Solo out of spite.

Spite is a terrible emotion. Just let it go and focus on what’s best for you.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

DC Murderverse posted:

i love the photo posted with that initial tweet that's basically like "LOOK AT THIS NICE HOUSE SHE GREW UP IN BROWN PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO GROW UP IN NICE HOUSES" and you look at it and the house is kinda small. Like it's not a shack or anything, but it's definitely not a house I would look at and instantly think "oh yes this person is very well off"

It looks like Jenny’s house from Forest Gump. What was a symbol of poverty for boomers is now a symbol of decadence for millennials.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

Reminder that the original voice of McGruff the crime dog is in prison because they found 1000 marijuana plants, a grenade launcher, 26 guns and 9000 rounds of ammo in his house.

That’s a big bite of crime.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Doom 2 in particular is mechanically flawless so the whole game as such is level design.

Also game design often involves trade offs with orthogonal concepts so attempts to improve on the FPS keep leading back to Doom with the reboot being great.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

whoa thats -9 liberalism pts for not considering the life experiences of the two people attacking you, they probably really needed to stab you

Martyring yourself to trigger the cons.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Nobody for Bond and let the decrepit franchise die.

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
A talking pigeon!?

Person is involuntary turned into an animal is like a stock hack script.

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