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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tony Romo to Arizona would continue a trend.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The last three years have really brought about an escalation of sports choking.

First the Seahawks, then Golden State and now the Falcons. The next team to choke is really going to have to step up their game and blow a 40 point lead in five minutes or something.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Mario Williams is about to be cut, he'd might make a helluva right tackle.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That was a super dumb article, even for Lombardi, because literally every player is available for trade for the right price.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It is truly invigorating to see the luminescent draft picks of the Seattle Seahawks. Our leader Pete Carroll, whose unyielding shoulders carry the the boldest dreams of us all, is continuing our journey to eternal greatness and into a scintillating dawn. The craven dogs of the NFC West are envious of the purity and noble hearts of our players, while their own impotent progeny waste away with degeneracy. I weep with elation because the dynasty of the Seahawks will last one hundred thousand years!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The efficiency of the Seattle Seahawks is unrivaled in the NFL. Through the power of their unrelenting spirit they have broken the corrupt barriers of the NFL draft. The 12's shall redouble their efforts thanks to the inspiration the Great Coach has provided!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

shirts and skins posted:

One of my coworkers was in Arizona during the Super Bowl and picked me up a Seahawks XLIX pin. I still have it in my office, just...not really sure what to do with it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Who is Bryan Hoyer throwing to anyway?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Man, that is an easy rear end schedule.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Did they reset his OS as well?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Nov 17, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

One took the long fall and is slowly pulling itself out of a giant chasm. The other is teetering a bit on the edge, trying to decide if it wants to let gravity take over.

The team that has a top five quarterback and has been to the playoffs five years in a row?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

Help, need AV text:



Cornerbacks & panties are both quivering.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Almost Too Handsome

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kazak_Hstan posted:

I really don’t understand why teams still use terminology this obtuse.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/943571997547565056

Every kid in the Bay between 8-16 is getting one for xmas (so they have something to wear after burying their Carr jersey in the backyard).

Gonna be awkward when he's in Washington next season.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Benne posted:

That sucks, Legatron rules.

Hopefully this doesn't make McVay turtle up the offense and punt from the 35 because he doesn't trust the new guy.

If anything this would make him more aggressive.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How? How can Brian Schottenheimer be getting another coordinator job after accomplishing absolutely nothing and failing on every professional level? The NFL needs to be saved from itself.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Apparently he has connections with Pete and the GM so the old boy network got him another job.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/952616326362677248

The Cardinals are posting help wanted signs on Twitter. I don't know if life can get any better.

Your choice of QB :lol:

You can have any lovely quarterback you want, the sky is the limit!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm starting to think Carroll and Schneider just lucked into a couple of amazing drafts and actually have no idea what they're doing.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I think Jimmy G's first regular season play in the NFL was that game where Kaep and Harbaugh burned New England so hard that Brady got benched.

That never happened. You're thinking of the Chiefs game in '14.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think I'm going to try and make the 49ers my main team next year, cause this last season has taught me that my passion for New England football is pretty much dead.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Eh, how could you explode worse than 18-1?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rams: gotta catch em all

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Benne posted:

This might be hot-takey but ... is Cooks really that much of an upgrade over Watkins?

A fairly significant one. He went a little under the radar last year because of New England's crowded wide receiver corp but he had a really productive year. And he's generally been much healthier than Watkins.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
There's only so many times you can watch the same Loose Change power point.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

seiferguy posted:

Arlington Heights sounds like a breeding ground for Illinois nazis.


I'm laughing at the idea that you need to be a TRUE FAN and see Russell Wilson whenever you can including buying baseball tickets (remember, opening day is always more expensive) just to get a glance of him then leaving.

But Jimmy G looks to swarthy for Nazi's to get behind.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's more like when Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left that 70's Show and they kept it going.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
12 != 5

DaFrugalGamer posted:

Dude is 34 years old

lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

yo check the date on that meme my friend

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Imagine thinking you had a hot young QB and a loaded team and then the guys in charge burn it all down.

And I'm not even talking about the 49ers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

LA is hilarious. Anything you see on tv looks like it does on tv but if you turn your head even slightly left or right it's all porn stores, pawn shops and gun shops.

And urine.

So much urine on the Walk of Fame.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

Hey, where'd Warcrimes go?

Sick. Too much Kool-Aid.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

Take it from current teammate Cassius Marsh, who at one point was a teammate of Garoppolo’s in New England.

“I was with the Patriots and he would shred our defense every day,” Marsh said recently, via Eric Branch of SFGate.com. “He’d shred the first team every day, and it looked no different than when Tom was on the field. He’s a much better athlete than Tom. He’s super disciplined and works hard. I’m very happy to have him as my quarterback.”

:allears:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Cancel the parade.

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/8432288-181/49ers-quarterback-jimmy-garoppolo-struggles

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What the heck is UCR?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
gently caress Jared Goff, marry the porn star, kill Russell Wilson.

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