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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

he's a man of the peopgahahahahahaha he's gonna clean up coruptfffdfaahahahahahahahahaha

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 11:36

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 15:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Sid Vicious posted:

I am laughing at the new president but also at this picture of Haley Joel Osment

lol he grew up to be an anime

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 11:38

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also trump has early stage dementia 100% guaranteed, you can tell from his interviews

lol

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 11:40

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

im p sure he could just announce on twitter in a month that the wall's done and all his inbred followers would believe it and yell fake news at anyone who pointed out its not

easy way to save a cool $15 billion

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 12:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

robocop was probably actually tame compared to this lol. The bad rich dude could still read and wasnt the president.

This poo poo is if "i'd buy that for a dollar" dude was POTUS

lmao

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 11:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cnut posted:

Now Trump is pwning the farmers who voted for him with his illegal immigrant round-up. The farmers thought he would just give them tax breaks and leave the workers alone.

lmao

there really is a silver lining to everything

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 12:46

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

unless the govt subsidizes wages and/or bans imported produce, there's no way the market would support an immigrant-free labor market's equilibrium rate for manual fieldwork. unless the govt throws a shitload of farm subsidies at harvest wages, it all either rots in the field for want of workers or on grocery store shelves for want of customers

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:17

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Tiny Lowtax posted:

You guys ready for an early lol?

Ok look:

His official inauguration poster. "to great"

please be real

dont toy with my tender heart lol

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 20:47

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

I'll never not be able to see this

when Trump smiles thanks to this thread

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 21:14

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

well why not posted:

I home the Trump / Trudeau rematch is in Canada and Trudeau just does everything except communicate with Trump in French.

lol

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 12:00

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i just remembered how dumbfuck-tiny trumps feet look in the pic of him shaking hands with trudeau

lol

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 03:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i just remembered how dumbfuck-tiny trumps feet look in the pic of him shaking hands with trudeau

lol

i mean COME ON loving lol

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 04:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Romes128 posted:

Imma loving lmao if we get a trump piss vid

Even more than i am now

you know how when you're newly in love after a long dry spell, and it's like you're just light on your feet and everything seems brighter, warmer, and you've just got a big shiteating grin on your face everywhere you go

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 06:31

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

EDIT NOPE THAT WAS A BAD IDEA FOR ME TO POST THAT WORDS FBI PLEASE IGNORE

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 07:07

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

A misanthrope posted:

what are the chances this will finally sink him?

i mean, we're so far into uncharted territory that any guess is just a stab in the dark. we've passed so many "there's no way a campaign/presidency would survive that" moments that who the gently caress knows what'll finally sink him lol

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 14:49

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

unpacked robinhood posted:

Did he straight up call Netanyahu "Bibi" lmaooo

i cant

its just

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:13

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Son of Rodney posted:

im flying high on my lmaoplane

e: and its the jank-rear end misspelled poster on the wall in the background gat dam lol

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

maybe a repost but

http://the-daily.buzz/a/twitter-sho...03c354c456e1db2

quote:

When the Department of Education quoted civil rights activist W.E.B. Du Bois, they honored him with a typo.

The tweet said, "Education must not simply teach work � it must teach life," and it credited somebody named "W.E.B. DeBois."

William Edward Burghardt "W. E. B" Du Bois was the first African American to earn a doctorate at Harvard University, and was a co-founder of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People in 1909.

It was Du Bois who was supposed to be quoted. Not W.E.B. "DeBois."

Internet trolls were quick to point out the error, and the tweet was removed by the department three hours later.

Situation solved.

But what already started out as a slippery slope became greasier when a followup tweet was posted with the misspelling of "apologies."

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Arnold's reply is p sick though

Arnold post-politics is the chillest old wiseass ever. Arnie's youtube channel is what Trump thinks his twitter account is.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 00:37

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FoolyCharged posted:

You know the best part of this is knowing that all this lovable chaos in action will appear in some future kids history book and it will probably be this boring little paragraph that glosses over the whole affair which the kid will immediately forget.

this makes me wonder about if history was actually way more hilarious in person

like iirc andrew jackson's administration was supposedly pretty drat bonkers

e: or maybe i'm thinking of jefferson. supposedly TJ intentionally wore wildly mismatched and out of style clothing just because, as president, he could

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Feb 16, 2017

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 00:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Its his govt account password, he tweeted it on accident

good hell lmao how much more "bumbling grandma learning to computer" can you get

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 03:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

proof of concept posted:

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:
- cared deeply about the problems facing the less fortunate people of the country
- found the only guy on the planet capable of doing anything about any of them and put him on the job
- used the power of his office to solve the biggest and most threatening problem of all based on that person's advice, and
- did this in spite of the fact that the solution cost the biggest and most powerful corporation in the nation billions of dollars in lost revenue

he was also a lean, muscular athlete with a full head of beautiful hair who could read from a teleprompter

loving hell, we should be so lucky to have a guy like that in the white house, instead we've got (lol) president trump

holy poo poo lool

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 13:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Egbert Souse posted:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 15:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Minimalist Program posted:

"people are now staritng to look at the illegal.... the illegal... giving out of information.. and uh let me tell you, it was uh, given out.. so much."

i, no embellishment at all, laughed out loud for a solid minute at this

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Hungry Bit posted:

second public fit of laughter for the day

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 22:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i just lolled again, i forgot about the piss curtains

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 15:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

whats hilarious is that trump 100% guaranteed would fail the exact same checks lmao

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 18:12

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Minimalist Program posted:

there's belly laugh number one for the day

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:05

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

feed the lols not the trolls

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:32

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

corn in the bible posted:

Personally I just said candidate names at my cat and she only meowed when I said donald trump. 100% success rate so far

Tremendous cat. Outstanding career. You know that cat caught a mouse the other day? What a deal. Great cat, hard-working cat.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:34

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

This cat is like me. Tells it like it is. Gets deals done. Not like you liars. Fake mice, very fake mice.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cobweb Heart posted:

and why are Trump voters not getting this rubbed in their faces by the entire rest of the world? I assume you haven't said to him "you made the choice to die, and now you are dying lol" because you would feel bad about it (lol) or haven't seen him since or it's not real. If you seriously voted to kill yourself you should be reminded of it until the day it happens. It seems like it would be funny and satisfying to see people flip out or deny reality, unable to weasel out of saying that they decided Donald Trump would be the one to trust with their lives/children's lives, and now their lives are approaching their end, as a result of the decision to entrust their lives to Donald Trump.

The only good reason I can think of is "It is not nice to say to a dying person's face that they deserve it" and frankly lmao Donald Trump is the POTUS, niceness is empirically worthless, eat some poo poo with your cancer

lol at this dumb post

lol at trump

lol @ the world's biggest economic power, & my home, bein on the verge of a literal constitutional crisis and/or coup

l o l

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 01:30

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cobweb Heart posted:

Glad I contributed to lols in the lol thread (can't say the same for your posts) but why do you think it's beyond the pale to say to someone "You voted for Donald Trump, who said that he would do this to you".

lmao when did i say literally any of this stupid bullshit

1) suck my tiny pathetic trumpesque dick
2) lol @ the guy from home alone 2 & the pizza hut commercials is the president

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Feb 18, 2017

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 01:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Tonight on the way home from dinner I texted this to my wife's phone and let the text to speech function of her car read it. Also I am a literal child but we lol'd nonetheless.

haha i just did the same, its good

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 06:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Coral Reefer posted:

I had the craziest nightmare last night. Something about Donald Trump being president?

Thank Christ it was only a dream!

brace yourself, put his name into google and hold on to your butt

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:29

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

(so it doesn't fall off from the lols)

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:30

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

proof of concept posted:

wherein Tom Cotton gets dunked on by a 7-year-old:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/834574772881203200

lol

did a fist pump at the heckler that shouted "prove it" in response to his "well we're a melting pot, we're all americans" platitudes lol

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 19:08

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Madcosby posted:

"Hey were out of soap"

*visits the capitalist distribution point*

its funny to think about, but yeah, Lenin would have been stoked to have the kind of organized logistics that big-box retail like Walmart and Amazon have

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Yer Burnt posted:

Mama Trump

agahaha

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:37

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 15:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

nah just continue poo poo-talking and shooing the gruff serious posters of all alignment

also fuckin' lol that anyone is still trying in earnest to defend trump, the fuckin mental backflips lmao

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 07:48

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