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I was just watching the episode where Bobby goes to the cotillion class and right as he's saying "There's this class I can take that could teach me, well, to be more like you." my wife walks by and says "Oh is this the clown college episode?" Burn.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 22:40 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:42 |
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Marin Karin posted:The only episode I'd cut out of here would be Racist Dawg. Yeah, that's a pretty crummy episode (although Peggy crowing over her "strongly prefers the company of black people" result is pretty funny) but the rest of that season is solid to great.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 17:31 |
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PinheadSlim posted:I can't believe "King of the Ant Hill" is from season 1. It's so weird. Bobby ends up becoming a slave to an ant colony after huffing an ant queens pheromones, and sometime after that the entire colony crawls onto Bobby but doesn't bite him. Dale grabs his hand, which causes every single ant to crawl onto Dale in order to bite him because these ants apparently have been dying to get a chance to bite just Dale. I'm pretty sure that American Dad does this exact same plot with Steve and bees in season 1.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 21:35 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I'm glad they didn't overuse him, made us treasure the few we did get. The few we did get made me glad there weren't more!
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 00:08 |
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PinheadSlim posted:I feel like it would be the rose episode all over again. "The PC part picker forums say that those games are for little kids. You should be playing Star Citizen."
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 19:32 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:It's a 2 parter. 1st ep he builds the rig with it ending on the gpu melting. Propane cooled gaming PC.
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 20:48 |
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What are you growing? Roses. Oh, those are legal now you can grow them outside.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 00:50 |
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Code Jockey posted:Or would she roll the R for 20 minutes, I wonder La Corroña Virus
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 19:28 |
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Just realized that Dale became an exterminator because he hates his dad, Bug. e: also wait a sec, Bug's story about a beautiful Filipino caterer at Dale's potluck wedding doesn't add up. I think he's played us all for chumps. The Moon Monster fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Oct 21, 2020 |
# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 11:20 |
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killer crane posted:he's in the wholesale beef business, and does beef related comedy during beef business conferences. Founder of the beef comedy troupe The Beef Maniacs.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 21:24 |
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Important King of the Hill update: the Hills had Creepy Crawlers
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 07:18 |
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Armitag3 posted:Alabaster Jones really messes with your expectation. I don't think I realized he was Snoop Dogg until someone pointed it out, despite the fact that he sounds exactly like Snoop Dogg. To be fair, every TV pimp in the 00s sounded exactly like Snoop Dogg.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 13:00 |
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Cleveland show was better on average than those four episodes that only aired on adult swim.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 16:44 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Are there any clues that he became an exterminator because his dad is Bug? That's what the elves call "justice of the unicorn."
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 13:45 |
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I have no idea how anyone could poo poo on season 1 when it has episodes like the boggle tournament or the sex ed one. I wouldn't put any of the season 1 episodes anywhere near the bottom 5. The characters aren't as well developed, although they do feel truer to whole "working class Texans" premise than in the later seasons.Zeniel posted:KOTH is a great show, but there was absolutely a lot of bad episodes. Any episode that revolves around some kind of political strawmans come to mind. They always make me feel uncomfortable about watching the show tbh. That and some of later episodes can be really incoherent, like in that way that every new episode of the simpsons is now. Still way more watchable than the new simpsons by leagues but I think there wasn't as much care as there was in the earlier episodes. That episode about protesting, I don't remember the name, is super jorpy. The Moon Monster fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jun 18, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 13:05 |
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namlosh posted:Which protesting episode? The one where Hank fakes caring about an environmental cause to save his own rear end some embarrassment? Both honestly but I was thinking of the latter.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 20:19 |
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you broke my grill posted:"The Company Man" is before the snow one so that's my best guess I work with a guy named JR and whenever I see him I think "JR, JR, he's a really bad guy, who lives on a ranch with his mom."
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 00:38 |
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PinheadSlim posted:I just rewatched the episode with Lucky and Luannes wedding and I noticed that there are some weird guests in attendance. Even Anthony, aka twig boy, from the first episode attended.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 19:44 |
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Zeniel posted:Thank you for your service Service means serve us
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 17:32 |
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I think Bill is my favorite, not that I'd want to hang out with him but he makes for funny episodes.AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Dale probably. There are definitely a decent number of women in Texas (the South and Midwest too) who will call everyone honey or sug' or whatever. I've never met any men that did that. I didn't get the impression it was supposed to be a gay coded thing, but maybe.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 10:55 |
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Seriously. I don’t get the obsession with talking about how despicable all the characters would be now. We’re all of you just hate watching this or whut Probably due to seeing the various people in their lives who started off in a similar place as the KotH characters go through that transformation over the last 10 years or so. "Obsession" seems like a pretty overwrought way of putting it, people are just joking around.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 16:51 |
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Thread title was "Peggy's World of Books and Gunts" referencing the bit in show where she told someone (trust fund lady?) she was selling "gunst".
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 19:29 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:This episode has such a crazy amount of great lines Child prodigy Connie get to study more, poo-picking hillbilly get to dance with dog. Universe in harmony.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 09:41 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:just now realized that khan and hank are anagrams You guys ever seen the bipolar robot grill episode? Not a good episode but Khan straight up points this out.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 23:57 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Uch the flashback where they both take a huge drag then immediately make out makes my stomach retch I'm a big fan of Purple Turtleneck Hank.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 14:23 |
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twistedmentat posted:I was thinking about episodes where Bill wins. The one where he has the pilots dog, but are there any others? The one where he bangs both Cajun widows. The one where he becomes a big shot in the disaster shelter because he's wearing an army uniform. The one where he plays highschool football again to get his record back. The one where he dates Laoma, although he presumably blows it immediately after the episode ends since we never see her again. That's all I got. I feel like there are a lot of episodes that follow the format: Bill has something good going, then blows it, then manages to sort of bounce back. So if you stop at like 10 minutes in there are a lot of episodes where Bill wins.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 15:51 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:My favourite example of this is when he has the dinner date setup with the single mom and she comes back and he's haggard as gently caress with the now out of season Christmas bounce castle and she runs like Michael Myers is chasing her. The funny thing is that chasing off the mom isn't even the extent of him "blowing it" in that episode.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:16 |
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X JAKK posted:Don't forget he banged former Texas Governor Ann Richards and mooned Lenore from her limo. I file that one under the "blows it, then bounces back" heading since he breaks up with Richards for Lenore, and then bounces back by breaking up with Lenore.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 11:47 |
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killer crane posted:I watched it with my wife who's never seen Hank of the Hill, and during the mower expo commercial I quoted the YTP, "hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and." My wife thought there was something wrong with me. I mean, she's probably right, the internet's ruined my brain. I guess that's why they call her your betereteretereter
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 01:34 |
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Robo Reagan posted:make judge really hates college are there any episodes where students and profs arent huge dicks The college students who aren't part of a cult are nice in that episode where Luanne gets recruited by a cult, iirc.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2021 14:39 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I enjoyed that Bobby’s Commedia Del Arte instructor was the illegitimate son of a Rodeo Clown who had previously mentored Bobby. Clown fathers traditionally haven't been very supportive.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 19:00 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:lol cartoon characters looking straight at the camera. Also that picture's likely from when she was 25. Buck had that picture taken for the Mrs. Heimlich county pageant.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 11:33 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I forgot about that! There is a fourth Hank, people. That worker's comp investigator lady's teenage daughter? X JAKK posted:So Lucky and Luanne, do they get killed off, recast, or the Japanese tradition of the characters being completely silent? Killed offscreen during a dolphin confrontation.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 17:21 |
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More Bobby job ideas: *Megalomart opens a warehouse/distribution center in Arlen and Bobby gets a job as a picker. He runs into Chuck Mangione hiding in the warehouse and they work together to take the place down from the inside. The twist: Chuck may or may not be a fatigue induced hallucination. *Bobby becomes a staff writer/video personality for a Babylon Bee style conservative comedy website. He brings back his white heritage humor and has a sock puppet that makes "I identify as a garter belt" jokes. *Bobby becomes a independently contracted content moderator for Myspace (still the leading social network in the KotHiverse). He also runs a support group for his coworkers who have been traumatized by the shocking content they see every day where he helps them without giving them any advice. *Connie burns out midway through her Freshman year at Harvard, moves back to Arlen, and marries Bobby. They became Arlen's leading lifestyle youtubers/tiktokers but their career is put into jeopardy when their daughter, Khan III, turns 10 and realizes her life is a peepshow. She has Anthony the social worker put her in the custody of Hank and Peggy. *After a string of unsuccessful romantic encounters Bobby apprentices under Boomhauer. He then markets Boomhauer's techniques and becomes an internet seduction influencer a la Mystery. Secretly still unsuccessful with the ladies. *Larson Pork Products opens up an Impossible Pork factory/lab in Arlen and hires Bobby as the lead grader. Bobby eventually discovers that the machinery, still contaminated with Trip Larson's DNA, is actually producing impossible long pig. *Sharpshooter for Arlen PD SWAT team. Also teaches women's self defense classes. The Moon Monster fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Feb 19, 2022 |
# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 12:36 |
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Lowen SoDium posted:Realistically, I think Connie and Bobby will have moved out of Arlin and probably only be guest on the show. Mihn and Kahn too. I feel like the show had trouble deciding whether Arlen was a small town out in the boonies or a Dallas exurb with a population in the hundreds of thousands. I could see Bobby staying in the latter, and Khan and Minh being trapped there. Connie probably gets out unless she has some sort of meltdown though, yeah.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 15:57 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:According to the show, Arlen is 96 miles from Dallas and has a population of 145,300. One episode does say that, yes.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 16:40 |
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Bobby: I'm not gonna need my toys any more. After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating. Joseph: Who? Bobby: I don't know. Whoever wants to have sex with me.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 17:09 |
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Traxis posted:How would Hank feel about this? Those tanks look like they could use a wiping.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2022 20:46 |
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Montreal? laertnoM
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# ¿ May 3, 2022 15:55 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:42 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I actually wouldn't expect any lines from any character. If it's anything like the Nicktoons Smash Bros game, they won't have any voice acting at all. New lines or prerecorded samples. That thing sure came and went huh? I think the lack of VA was a big factor.
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# ¿ May 5, 2022 11:14 |