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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


*gets bankrupted by a toothache*

Yeah I'm Middle Class

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Suicide by ballot is what's hot on the streets

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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They didn't think trump wouldn't do what he said, they thought trump would do what he said but find a way to gently caress only "certain" people over

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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cargo cult posted:

like farage and peter thiel lawl

you forgot piers morgan and milo

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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He must be Thoreau-ly disappointed

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

You joke but a lot of them are mad specifically because they're not being treated like conquering heroes just because their guy won

Instead people are yelling at them and mocking Trump and at the same time, Trump is turning out to be the dementia-riddled embarrassment that the left said he was all along

Like some actually tried that whole, "respect the office, at least!" poo poo that you heard nonstop during Dubbya and lmao, the ones I saw try that got basically screamed at and dogpiled

its true

for how much they poo poo on coastal liberal elites or whatever, rubes really badly want to be accepted by them

and since they cant get into polite non-retarded society on their own merits, they try to bruteforce it with sheer numbers but that poo poo aint working either

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Plan Z posted:



I would agree to federally fund a study to find out why four states whack it to cartoons so much.

funny thing is i think the two states which went for cartoon porn by a country mile over the next search term went trump

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Squizzle posted:

how many pictures did they take on these fuckparrots wtf



is this one of those LOGH long neck "are you frustrated" edits

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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call me. president of the united states of america, give me, random celebrity, a call.

ah who the gently caress am i kidding, not like donald has anything better to do

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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"so what do you do"

"i go fast, like sanic hegehog"

*gets handed big important-looking suitcase labeled POLICY DECISIONS*

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it doesn't matter if the piss tape exists, it would be idiotic for the russians to release it anymore. they're hosed.

it would prove the russians were working trump from the start
trump would be forced out of office
democrats, republicans, and all the other western nations that are being subjected to russian election meddling, would all be united and out for russian blood
president mike pence (or president paul ryan), as an old-school reagan-fellating conservative, would happily launch Cold War II, Election Bugaboo

if a piss tape exists it will now only be released by russia if trump himself goes full megalomaniac and is on the verge of declaring war on russia

Actually in the real world and not in whatever sweat lodge/gas yurt hallucination you just had, American and European right wingers would just shrug and be like hell yeah Russia and Putin are both extremely cool and good and nothing else would come of it

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

hmm yes, but in the real real world the republicans will realize that "ignore the problem and hope it goes away" is no longer viable, they will pretend to be shocked that such a totally unexpected revelation came out of nowhere, and will instantly turn on trump. they will then remind their boomer voter base (who grew up during the cold war and do not think russia is good or cool) that donald trump was never a real republican, and thank god that a true republican president, mike pence, is finally in charge. at this point embarrassed republicans will fall over themselves to bash russia to try to prove they weren't being gutless traitors all along, which they were and are

my dude you might want to check russia's approval among republicans pre- and post-trump

only like 10% of republicans disapprove of russia now, it's not some massive dealbreaker with the boomers being useful for the first time in their lives and opposing trump over russia that you seem to think it is

russian support for right-wing parties is pretty much an open secret at this point. a loan by a russian bank to france's front national fell through the other day, and it's not like anyone denied anything, the fn was pretty much like "yeah we're bankrolled by russia" and guess what? outside of the left, no one cares, the fn will still come in first during the first round of voting

edit: another example being high-ranking afd members in germany visiting russia, once again a thing no one denies, followed by historic election victories for a far-right party in post-war germany

everybody knows, no one cares

The Brown Menace has issued a correction as of 11:32 on Feb 26, 2017

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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wizard on a water slide posted:

It's a shame poor people have to take a bullet for it, but anything that kills people over 60 is a net good right now in the US so

yeah, seriously

the current political-economic-social situation is best described as a war of attrition between millennials and boomers

i mean bummer about generation x but they were sort of the recon unit into boomer territory and established that no prisoners would be taken (see how utterly crushed generation x was regarding relevance)

so, anything that kills olds more than youngs: very, very good

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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i dont quite know what to make of boomers tbh

i mean the are The Enemy, in the way a force attacking you is, but they lived in just such an absurdly different time

it dawned on my after a grueling job search where i finally found something halfway decent after literally hundreds of applications accompanied by the hectoring of my boomer parents

i asked them how many jobs they had applied to, since they were butting in so much, and the answer was quite sobering: 1 application. not each, but among them, just my dad, the one. while he was walking down the street one day towards the end of his studies, a guy who knew his brother mistook him for his brother and took him to the factory he owned since my dad did not break character. at the factory, he revealed he was not his brother. guy hired him on the spot anyway, with a salary i could only dream of in todays terms. the application was successful but my dad was obviously no longer interested

i mean how do you even explain the current economic situation to a generation which is used to that sort of absurd abundance being the normal

thanks for reading my gayass parent story

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol, looks like sometimes in life you need to make more than one compromise!

hey now, you gotta be slow with that kind of thing, i mean the dems havent even made one compromise yet

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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in on the new healthcare plan ground floor

let the good times roll

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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"We did it, we destroyed all the boomers!"

Trump: "No, there's one more left."

*Trump gives thumbs up as he is submerged in a vat of boiling piss*

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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listen, lady, we're checking the good people. anyway please have your husband hold this paper bag

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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zegermans posted:

There was an incident a few weeks back where two groups of ranchers swore they were under fire from those drat mexican drug peoples.

Turns out the dumb cousinfucking hicks were shooting at each other.

incest, booze, friendly fire

looks like some traditions stick around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Duscat posted:

i don't care whether they hop or crawl, as long as they make them part of the Internet of Things (IoT) and our Troops can control them from an easy to download App

cant wait until 4chan uses them to draw a smug frog in downtown detroit

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

holky gently caress

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

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Grondoth posted:

These types of right wingers think Assad is a bulwark against Islam. Weird tankie anti-imperialists also support Assad for reasons I've never quite figured out.

Do they know Assad is a muslim

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