TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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I swear this whole year is like Mr. Magoo come to life.

This poo poo was, too, and is way less depressing.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 03:38

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Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Augus posted:

why are people talking so much about the president!?

this is gonna be most of the country soon
we are very hosed

Eh... a lot of states were looking to emulate Kansas until it started going to poo poo.

They started pulling back a bit.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:39

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Apraxin posted:

Local politics news: PA state house has a special election coming up next month for the 197th district (incumbent had to resign for committing felony embezzelment, lol). Should be a no-brainer because voter registration in the 197th is 85% Democrat, but wait!!! Local Republicans scraped up a few voters to file a challenge to the Dem candidate's residency status. Seemed like it wasn't going to work, because although their claim was based on his house's low rate of water/electricity use meaning he didn't actually live there, the utility companies testified there wasn't enough evidence to support it, and the guy produced a bunch of supporting documents and witnesses who said they'd seen him living there.

But wait again!!! The Republican judge hearing the case decided she was convinced anyway and threw him off the ballot today, and golly gosh, it seems the filing deadline was Tuesday, so the GOP candidate is now the only person left standing and a surprise Republican pick-up in North Philly now looms.

What a series of happy coincidences for the GOP.

America.txt

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Jeb! Repetition posted:

They let in non-crazy but still right-leaning outlets like the Washington Times and Wall Street Journal; and also unaligned mainstream outlets like NBC, CBS and ABC.

Uhh Washington Times is garbage and crazy, like literally run by a cult.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:02

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the past 6 years they've been attempting to repeal healthcare legislation crafted by their own party

It never gets old, honestly.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 03:34

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:

they're not just for show, they're particualrly useful with a gate-fed lever action rifle or shotguns, you can top off while on the move and keep pockets free

This is the truth.

I love my bandolier when I get to shoot sporting clays.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:41

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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tacodaemon posted:

This should not be cast to the aether and lost.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:41

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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That Works posted:

We've altered the definition of 'air pollutants' to not include any actual pollutants. You're welcome.

Sigh...

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:42

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/835488569850494976

Owns.

loving Dems. They just had to put up the one person on Earth who could lose to Donald J. Trump.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:47

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Al-Saqr posted:

Cruella Devil wants to starve poor children to death:-

https://twitter.com/theaffinitymag/status/835294222349631489

Oh... so that's how they're going to pay for tax cuts.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:50

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Junkyard Poodle posted:

How'd the bern man do up against that one person?

Why bring up that nonsense talk about bowel movements or something.

Hi. I wasn't even a 'bern' man at all.

If you're party X and candidate A beats party Y's candidate B, but you instead pick candidate C who always lost to candidate B (and other potential candidates for party Y)...

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 06:55

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Schnorkles posted:

the entire doed's budget wouldn't pay for a tax cut of any size or relevance

Certainly true, but the implication is that this will continue for other welfare programs - regardless of their cost-effectiveness (among the most is loving school lunches)...

...Instead of the Bush method of deficit spending.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 06:58

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Mariana Horchata posted:

This is a perfect opportunity for a new cooking show:

Force cooks to make poo poo the wrong and most boring way, watch them suffer until only the most depraved remain.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 00:57

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Mariana Horchata posted:

DO IT

^ those are good bikes...maebe even my fav

They have electric motorcycles now and they are way more affordable than something like a Tesla - also, faster than a gas bike will ever be off the line.

I want to get one for the short commute to work, but I ought to wait a bit.

Evil_Greven fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 27, 2017

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:17

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Dolash posted:

Trump's like one of those jugglers with the chainsaws and the flaming balls and so on, where they just keep adding more horrible implements of death and you stare wondering which one is going to be the one that drops and kills him/everyone in the room. Will it be a sloppy ACA repeal that leaves tens of millions without health insurance and racks up a thousands-strong bodycount? Will it be a massive tarrif rollout that overturns the global economy? Will it be a provocation with China, Iran, North Korea or loving Sweden that launches a massive war? Which of these myriad disasters are going to kill us all and when will one of them finally drop?

Apt description.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 04:43

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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fits my needs posted:

I wonder who decided Trump should be surrounded by the black ladies and all the black dudes should stand farther away? lmao

Most people missed this in the rush to talk about wannabe-teenager lady.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 04:34

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Blister posted:

Yessss

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 02:28

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Consummate Professional posted:

I know brands and all but lmao
https://twitter.com/dennysdiner/status/837041513649606656

Ah, Denny's. Brightening up poor fuckers' days since 1953.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:32

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/timothyjphelan_/status/836929497215578113

Trash Trick posted:

I wanna quote the person who posted "We live in a parody." itt

I can't.. I can't go on like this... I'm gonna die laughing...

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:19

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

This is, somehow, not the strangest thing in the thread today.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:29

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Corny posted:

Lmao appoint Merrick garland

Please let it be so.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:54

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Winkie01 posted:

Why the gently caress is there Scotch tape?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:24

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Scent of Worf posted:

Hahah

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:29

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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change my name posted:

lmao

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/us/politics/climate-change-trump.html

Bannon wants to withdraw the US from our Paris CC accord agreement, but Tillerson is opposing him and wants us to stick to it

I'm so confused now

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:30

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/zachgeis/status/837995769219133440

Oh my God

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:34

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/seanmcelwee/status/837855259884142593

No words.

Well, at least we aren't shuffling people into ovens/gas chambers yet...

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:46

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Rinkles posted:

Benghazi 2: Election Boogaloo

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 20:45

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/SonnyMarchbanks/status/824327698172542976

It's true. It's all true.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 06:29

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Tucker Carlson on why things are hosed up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1IO25Fe04
I was surprised at how not terrible this is.

@9:40
"Nobody wanted to elect Donald Trump president, and I don't think wanted to BE president - he was just trying to prove a point'

Also haha, 'wait until you see president Sharpton... over-correction'

e: I'm not saying this is good, but... interesting.

Evil_Greven fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Mar 8, 2017

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:46

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Trumpenproletariat posted:

Today a homeless African-American gentleman called me a "colorblind angel" for the way in which I treated him when he spoke to me.

gently caress all yall who say every Trump supporter is racist. And gently caress hypocrite Liberals who espouse tolerance and acceptance and then avert their eyes or brush past people at the very bottom of society who neoliberalism doesn't consider worth helping.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The price of an unattributed empty quote is steep.

Concerned Citizen posted:

If only...

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 05:51

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Ed Balls recommends...

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/MissRyley/status/839302764328976385

what a thread and last tweet

Worth a read - yeah, getting hurt sucks.

It's even better when your poo poo job doesn't provide insurance (because you were part time haha) and even when you go to the doctor anyway they brush off your injuries.

Then because you're too prideful you don't seek help from college, even though you can't walk across campus due to said injuries, can't make classes, and this fucks you out of college for half a decade.

At least, things got better... I know it doesn't for everyone, and it sucks.

Evil_Greven fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Mar 8, 2017

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 06:12

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/839328122281594880

looks like its time tooooooo

CORRECT

THE

RECORD

Whoa I didn't know Colmes had died.

Man, a lot happened while I was on a work trip.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 00:20

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/839472691535101952

Wait, what - $30k is low income?

It's the median income in the U.S. for workers over the age of 15 - guess that means half the U.S. is poor.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 00:23

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Iron Crowned posted:

Guys, I think we all died on November 9th, and we're actually all in hell right now

It's too funny to be hell.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:03

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Baloogan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839968149890076672

I hope people can read the graph, especially the giant fall at the end of Bush's term and the stagnation then rise in Obama's term.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 23:41

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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paranoid randroid posted:

youre suggesting that millions of people suddenly losing access to medical care is just going to be taken in stride, presumably because youve OD'd on Nothing Matters

Many people will sit back and shrug in silence, bemoaning their misery.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:16

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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logikv9 posted:

republicans don't know how to do anything other than be opposition

8 years of it has broken them.

Ed Balls knows it to be true.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:35

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/839961885340475396

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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:44

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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and i must meme posted:

imagine how much money this is, it's enough to live off for what, 30 years?

like seriously how are people okay with this

how did capitalism break our brains so bad

Well, your first problem is assigning value to money.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 22:20

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:54

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
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Vertical Lime posted:

hello dictatorship

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/840030701613391872

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Looks more ominous with a pic from the show

https://twitter.com/foxnews/status/840036129147609092

tacodaemon posted:

uh

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/840294219768045568

Call me crazy, but I think it's related.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 22:25

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