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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/864178346409824256

know this was posted before but i like the headline

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/NYTnickc/status/864182129151926274

reporter: mr. burr, question-

burr: *grabs dry cleaning* I REGRET NOOOTTHHHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/TPM/status/864187648440770561

follow the blood money

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/864121015370227712

carter page has got the moves like jagger

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/benjaminpenn/status/864123288842317825

of course a guy who wears a fedora and looks like a cross between judge doom and the crypt keeper is besties with bannon

of course

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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try the new arugula grey poupon avacado toast latte at millenialbucks

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

roger stone is so weird that alex jones thinks hes weird and cool

THE GODDAMNED GOVERNMENT IS OUTTA CONTROL AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS FOLKS ITS ALL STAFFED BY ELITIST SCUM WHO WANT U AND UR FAMILY DEAD

now joining me to discuss this is the man who is still sucking the ghost of nixon's dick

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/864201478176612352

surprised the kony 2012 guys didn't think of this defense

they hated kony so much they had to jerk it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864203684565192704
can i do this with this thread?

mods?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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this page is so jeb!crew

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/864203359850573825

why isn't trump firing spicer immediately like he did with comey?

hmmmmmmm

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/863997912312885250
ah yes, let's rely solely on the charismatic statesmanship of president donald j trump to secure our international aims, surely this will be a grand triumph of diplomacy, and furthermore

“Give them the old Trump bullshit,” he told the architect Der Scutt before a presentation of the Trump Tower design at a press conference in 1980. “Tell them it is going to be a million square feet, sixty-eight stories.”

Fidel Castronaut posted:

"The information Trump relayed had been provided by a U.S. partner through an intelligence-sharing arrangement considered so sensitive that details have been withheld from allies and tightly restricted even within the U.S. government, officials said.

The partner had not given the United States permission to share the material with Russia, and officials said that Trump’s decision to do so risks cooperation from an ally that has access to the inner workings of the Islamic State. After Trump’s meeting, senior White House officials took steps to contain the damage, placing calls to the CIA and National Security Agency."

Allies are going to stop sharing intelligence with us and I don't blame them. Trump is a super stupid gently caress.

wow trump found a way to get our allies to step up the fight against isis and all he had to do was get us off the intelligence sharing lists :v:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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there is going to be indisputable evidence that trump literally had putin's cock in his mouth and no one will be surprised

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/864313126560256000

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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max headroom 2.0 finally glitched out

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/864309148225228800

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Epic High Five posted:

People used to tut-tut Arnie back in the day, saying "gross, I don't want to be a big as you are" and his response was always, "don't worry, you never will be"

Being yuuuge like they're saying is an insane amount of work and takes years, don't fret about that. Peeps promising what you described are running a fuckin scam of some kind

reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever read

https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/550380960684859392

And don’t get me started on my SEX life! Ever since I became TOO MUSCULAR TO BREATHE COMFORTABLY, ravenous SWARMS OF WOMEN have been clawing at my SEETHING BULK because the CHISELED DEFINITION of my TWITCHING, ANGRY ABS drives them MAD WITH DESIRE. These WOMEN have turned my life into a LUSTY HELLSCAPE. I live in constant fear of THE WOMEN WHO HUNT ME, and it all happened in just TWO WEEKS!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

Also wakako is pretending sake is good >_<

is this like an anthony bourdain anime or some poo poo?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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fake newski


finally we will get the last word on what deli makes the best pastrami sandwich

Yinlock posted:

tbf one thing millenials actually love is cynicism

because it's the only thing we have inherited that hasn't failed us


spicy is going to host a fundraiser dinner at trump's golf course in virginia but after that he's a dead man walking

"and now for the swimsuit portion of the press conference"

paranoid randroid posted:

hahahaha the intelligence Donald leaked was from Israel, he burned loving Mossad and now is waddling off to give some speeches in Israel. good job mister president.

there was already an article about israeli inteligence telling other agencies not to share info with the trump admin and they were proven so right lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/864500148587683840

nihilist burger king

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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the fast food serving beer thing seems like backwards math

u get drunk THEN eat fast food

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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hillary mishandles classified intel like this

trump mishandles classified intel like THIS

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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this is double plus good news






for big brother!!!!!


good to see chuck tingle is branching out with more subtle eroticism

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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financially racist posted:

if the reports of trump raging are true, he'll never get impeached cause he'll die of a heart attack first lmao

we just need to drive him crazy enough to have a mental breakdown but not crazy enough to start launching nukes

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ap_politics/status/864648912375881729

we're gonna keep this party going all night y'all

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/864713069854904321

u dont say

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

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palm 69 :cool:

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