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Mr Hootington
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Baloogan posted:

lol you should see how much cocaine the writers are railing to write this season of America.

Krokodil is the in drug homie

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Ramadu posted:

when is cpac

Planning on having at least 3 illegitimate beautiful human submarines after this week.

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murked by dragon posted:

post ur top 200 reasons why hillary lost

Trump
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Economic anxiety
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Trump

BALOOGAN EDIT gently caress YOU

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Epic High Five posted:

A buddy of mine who is active in KY union stuff ended up sitting next to Rand Paul on a flight today. He asked why he was heading back to DC despite not meeting with his constituents even once, and Rand muttered something about "important meetings" which is a funny way of responding to a question about why you aren't meeting with the people you nominally represent.

Apparently he was reading Francis Fukuyama's "The End of History and the Last Man" and like cranberry juice and seltzer water

Did he comment about how tiny Rand is?

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Some more Repub cuckgresspeople should be getting yelled at in the next couple hours. Can't wait for the video.

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We are a week away from a gop piss chugged claiming that those "constituents" are not people.

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Ah my favorite conservative tripe.

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just showed that troop family deportation thing to a trumper who is always banging on about troops. You could see his brain get stuck in a paradox loop.

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My gf is in Charles city at the same courthouse where grassley is having the town hall today. Here are the texts she sent me

quote:

There were people streaming in before 9:00 it's in the large courtroom and there was no room for more people even on that floor for awhile now
Lots of old people with walkers
I saw a lady with a Bernie shirt and (removed) said she saw some known democrats marching in

:unsmigghh:

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Watching the spider wick chronicles will be more productive than watching the trump speech

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Piss tape better get yelled

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Squizzle posted:

zoux, zeggermanns, and axeil sounds like a legal firm

There incompetence would be legendary. Would be legal counsel for trump instantly.

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Trumpcare is loving trash lol

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Well it was nice having insurance, but having my premiums skyrocket and making insurAnce unaffordable or my working dropping the plan is going to suck.

Man Pisscare is a trash fire.

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HailedUser posted:

It seems like all of this is ramping up to something weird happening mid-March. Every week we go deeper down the Developing Scandal Rabbit Hole:

Russia, ACA Repeal Failures, The Muslim Ban, increased ICE activity, the fake Wiretap Scandal, the Leaks, Pissgate, Mar-a-Lago Pay-to-play, attacks of the Media/Judiciary, Sessions Perjury, among dozens of others.

I feel like something has to give eventually and the Idea of March seems like as good of a time as any.

March 15th is the traditional date for these kinds of things.

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Ghost rider is very sexy

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It is exciting to live through the collapse of the last super power

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Schnorkles posted:

:siren: INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT INCOMING :siren:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/840004964210622465

:siren: INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT INCOMING :siren:

Trump: Hello bibi!

Palestine president: I'm not bibi.

Trump: I thought I was talking to the president of Palestine. Sad! Trump! *click*

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mormonpartyboat posted:

what's trump's latest pivot on one state solution vs two state solution?

One state. Jews only. Deport them all

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Got the old guy at work to start calling republicans nazis. Soon he will call trump "pissboy"

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I wish every other country would just ghost the us and quite taking its phone calls

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Vertical Lime posted:

the stock market was still rising in the first half of 1929

And it continues to rise today! Will never go down again.

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Schnorkles posted:

like honestly if you want democrats to take back the house and the senate bigly in 2018 you should probably root for a financial crisis :shrug:

We could just use a nuclear exchange.

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Maybe a sinkhole will open up under maralago today.

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Or the missiles will fly. :allears:

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Pisshog dancing under the golden shower of sterile prostitute piss rain. Rolling around on a piss soaked mattress, the pisshog with its rear end in a top hat shaped mouth sucking the piss from the mattress. Pisshog taking pictures of his piss soaked face and hair, sending the pictures to the pisshog daughter.

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I'm glad my house representative Steve King blew up the world this weekend.

Steve King is most definitely a klansmen and the western border of Iowa that he represents is just as racist and nazi as he is.

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The snow appears yellow this morning. A bad omen.

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He is out golfing again? On a Thursday? Lol

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Reading that budget and I agree. Let's burn down museums and sell off our art and culture to close that budget deficits gap.

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Finally a president that looks like real America.

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tacodaemon posted:

trump schedule for today

10:30AM Leads a bilateral meeting with the Taoiseach of Ireland - Oval Office
11:45AM Departs the White House en route to the United States Capitol - South Portico
12:05PM Participates in and makes remarks at the Friends of Ireland Luncheon - United States Capitol
1:35PM Departs the United States Capitol en route to the White House - United States Capitol
5:45PM Welcomes the Taoiseach and Mrs. Kenny of Ireland - Diplomatic Room
6:00PM Makes remarks at the St. Patricks Day Reception - East Room

spicey time is 2pm

trump's st patricks day reception remarks will also be streamed live by the WH

I wonder f trump will be asked about Ireland reunification because of Brexit.

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a lot of people seem to want hillary to run again because they won't shut up about hillary. High energy unlike Jeb!.

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Yinlock posted:

that means less than nothing

i have actually forgotten things by reading that explanation

It means she is now running the trump business scams

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Millenials today don't know how to save money or what tough living is like. They need to have these welfare programs and regulations slashed to give them perspective on how hard life can be. Not enough have served in wars like my father either. -boomer white man

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Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/843956641770934272


I have a feeling this is going to be a trend.

Please start circumventing America completely. :pray:

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How many white supremacists' wives get breed by black bulls? I guess 100%

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Jazerus posted:

paul ryan seems kinda normal until you realize his party conversation in college was "i can't wait to grow up to gently caress the poors"

Paul Ryan's hairline is invading the space between his eyebrows.

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Pomp posted:

what is wrong with roger stones head

Pomp posted:

what is wrong with roger stones head

His mom was patient zero for zika.

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