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May his unconventional wisdom be our light in these dark and trying times. Inshallah~ Nite Crew has a radio station/video/chat thing which helps unwind from the insanity and blow off some steam  It is most active during EST evening hours, between 7 pm - 1 am Movies typically run at 10 pm EST http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew  Everyone is welcome to post! Day Crew, Lurkers, Tourists, D&D refugees, whatever. It's not some exclusive club, nobody gives a shiet.  There are only a few conditions to keep in mind while posting here if you are new to this thread and C-SPAM in general. C-SPAM's Nite Crew embraces the philosophy of Ephemerality: In which all good and bad things come to an end eventually, and our posting is but a mandala for Death 👏 Is 👏 Certain~👏 Namaste. https://twitter.com/CherOfficiaI/status/830175962864115712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Fenrir's chains are broken. Hannibal ad portas. Dondal T;armp did a reverse benghazi killing an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and an american soldier. Kali has come to collect. Oppenheimer did nothing wrong. Dr. Ian Malcolm was right.            Especially if you are new, read the rules!! mormonpartyboat posted:dnd probates u for wrongthink This is important so that you aren't the type of poster that goes "B-b-but...I came here into this sub-forum to this thread specifically to find substantial news instead of a news site and to engage in disingenuous intellectual debate where I am always right and you are wrong. Instead... all I got was pages and pages of circlejerks, tired memes and terrible youtube links to music!!! I'm complaining because my tummy is upset on account of drinking too much milk and I refuse to offer any articles or links of my own and I won't contribute either!!!"   You aren't the first, and you won't be the last at the McDonald's Drive Thru window. Spam is in the name of the sub-forum  It's a fast and loose environment and yer just kicking the hornet's nest if you choose to hit submit reply without this kind of self-awareness going in this thread. It's just a fair warning.If you really want to have a discussion on a particular topic with regards to Trump, his cabinet or what the h*ck is going on America today, provide links and articles or news. People will engage you! Just don't expect to always fully pan out. Drunks have hang overs to deal with in this nightmare scenario and prefer summaries. Brevity is cherished here unlike D&D.  If you truly want to gaze into the abyss and learn what the gently caress really happened today, we have this nifty Abyss Gazer device. (Seriously, click on it. You're welcome.)  It is a patented prototype that allows you to observe safely in the finite space of our lives, the dark aura convalescing into this pit of despair without making your brain bleed right out into your eye sockets and dripping grey goo tears after warping into a subconscious singularity where distinguishing the gap between reality and a farce is impossible and you just never come back.  It's not a guarantee, should the prototype fail:  Alcohol has been proven by Nite Crew scientists after laborious experimentation to be the one guarantee to ensure your brain does not go completely broken to survive this presidency. Time has slowed down significantly since our first Twitter-American President's whirlwind transition into the White House. It has been proven by Nite Crew scientists that alcohol is a time traveling device that will help you escape the phenomenon of slowed down time being weighed down by this highly dense pocket of insanity by briefly altering your consciousness and desyncing it from this current timeline and allowing you to fast forward when possible. Black out periods have been recorded as common, so as always use it safely and responsibly since tampering with time and space with alcohol requires a massive amount of energy resulting in volatile and unstable rifts in the continuum.   Should you find your alcohol tolerance level too high after a certain point and can no longer fast forward through time, which will be unavoidable after a period.... It will be time to shatter the veil by using alcohol as an incendiary device against the structure that houses this swirling mass known as the Reality Distortion Bubble. You will know when the Reality Distortion Bubble reveals itself, cloaked in the flag and cross, spewing fascist rhetoric.    Be sure to waste as much American whiskey as possible in the process of undertaking in this eventual, inevitable and arduous task. Not a Step posted:Nite crew culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this subforum. The one downside to the HillShill Toxx Amnesty is that it didn't permanently remove them.   crazy cloud posted:I'd fight jeb! All good and bad things come to an end, you should know this by now, inshallah.  The Previous thread can be found here. Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month.   
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Links and dum poo poo https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ - A neat and tidy site to figure out what's going on in bored rich rear end in a top hat's day to day life at the behest of our mercy. Daily recap http://trumpbone.zone/ - Monthly recap from CortezFantastic https://themoscowproject.org/timeline.html- Moscow Project, a general timeline between Trump and Russia's connections https://twitter.com/esembrat/lists/tiny-hand-dictators - "This journo twitter list is the equivalent of a police scanner for Trump and Trump collaborator related events. Most news/views tweets posted in the thread are found here. It is an invaluable resource." - SpiderHyphenMan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEu3KY-hNCbWVCXrqQfPB9w - Live Satellite News, uploads and streams the insanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVMUGwKcLE - Piccolo takes supplements from the Infowars Store https://twitter.com/TeenVogue - Teen Vogue, get your regular resistance news. What Washington Post or NYT are too scared to publish, Teen Vogue has got you covered. https://cspamthinktank.tumblr.com/ - Thinking Face Gallery, Greatest Hits~, Thanks to AHandedMissus (more to be added  )   The Chart of The Thinking Face Emoji  Use this guide throughout the presidency, you will need it. Credit to Weeping Wound. Drastic Actions posted:I just got done working on a new website for generating Thinking Face images, thanks to the power of The Cloud™ and a lot of "System.Drawing". Drastic Actions posted:Okay, GIF support for the C-SPAM Thinking Face Generator is now live. I'm calling it a Evolution of the Thinking Face         
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Schnorkles posted:this is zdr's fault isn't it it is. 
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:To repeat, as this thread is moving fast to its first page 69: cheers, updated! Also, we have to incrementally bring back some of the things from the old thread okay. It's a process, you have to work within the system, the mods and IKs and
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zen death robot posted:im gonna hide the page numbers on this thread just so no one bothers with teh epic page 69 poo poo
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:youre uh, "bringing it back" huh we have to shut it down and figure out whats really going on, they're not sending their best booze or pot over, they're sending their milk and pedants, some I assume are good people
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triple sulk posted:yospos is pretty much dead cause cspam/trump thread siphoned away some of the more frequent posters certainly has nothing to do with our affinity for vaporwave and aesthetic in this cyberpunk future we're about to experience  Baloogan posted:actually we have enough nerds, zdr could you let us come up with a (not terrible) css for cspam? Squizzle posted:also kill the postcount checker ting for cspam that would be really cool honestly
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running under ladders, stepping on cracks and breaking mom's back and encountering black cats to say that Donald Trump is good Amen
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TheWeepingHorse posted:Pence always looks like Frankenstein's monster to me. When at rest, he often balls up his fists. His burlap chastity cage: itchy? he's a milk golem they took fetid curdeled milk backwash from day crew's sippy cups, molded all of it into a 6 ft humanoid lump, and then applied the shem to his forehead.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Yeah, like, it doesn't even make sense because a bunch of non nite krew posting will be done itt. It was topical to the OP  it's going to be changed pretty soon anyways when Trump opens his mouth and sings 1 of the 6 songs.And then some more bullshit equivocating about how America and Russia are just the same with the hypercapitalism and quashing dissidents cos we're not so innocent either etc etc. What I'm saying is shut the gently caress up and relax. Also make the tweet, you old bitch 
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rear end cobra posted:Its in Swedish papers: http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/stockholm/har-kastar-ganget-sten-mot-polisen-i-rinkeby/ http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/PQoWb/nya-uppgifter-om-rinkeby-polisen-skot-verkanseld What makes integration an issue in Sweden compared to the US? Isolation a possibility? Sweden is relatively remote, all things considering.
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/833773567305187330 quote:Police responded to an initial call about the man, but took no action because the fliers are protected free speech, according to the Mustang News student newspaper. Makes me wonder if the right wing will start lobbying about  as a 1st right amendment if there's some ideas about revisions regarding hate speech/gospel being punishable because they're batshit enough already over the idea of the 2nd having limitations.Protect are guns and are neo nazis ITOYOOL 2017   theflyingexecutive posted:immigrants are probably way more likely to know at least some English over any Swedish whatsoever Good point, it is a pretty hard language to learn and its not as widely used like English because that's a business language. prefect posted:We had those "melting pot" Schoolhouse Rock videos in America, so we're more okay with the idea of stuff mixing in with the rest of America. You'd think that Sweden would be all about melting pots, with their fondues and whatever, but they probably didn't have Schoolhouse Rock over there. Well ya I'm an immigrant so I get the gist of how easily people integrate because there's a bunch of ex-pats colonizing around here and bringing a bit of their homeland. You can easily go to a shop and find traditional food and imports from your country and the likes, bing bing bing so simple. I'm just curious as to the government aspect, does Sweden lack some of the services compared to the US? etc
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Serf posted:free speech for nazis and other assorted internet subhumans has been pretty central to the right for a while now I just want to see it come out of Paul Ryan's mouth to make it official. You know, actual lobbying.
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crazy cloud posted:http://i.imgur.com/dULptby.jpg but they took out green apple  she never knew what green apple was like
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Serf posted:i can't wait to see paul ryan defend pewdiepie If the GOPe gets bold enough to make it a line in the party, is what I'm squinting my eyes suspiciously over because who knows. Gotta be vigilant about the rise of Amero-fascism imo. and if it means I get to kick PewDiePie in the teeth and see what kind of annoying sound he'll get to make from that, so be it.
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crazy cloud posted:ok they took out green apple??? will these fucken nazis stop at nothing. Is. Nothing. Sacred?? First they came for the green apples and I said nothing, for I am not a green apple... they replaced it with lime you know what has lime diet coke lime and coca cola makes fanta and fanta is nazi orange see the pattern, know the pattern
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rear end cobra posted:Yeah I'd say this is pretty accurate. I'm not really looking forward to the inevitable social upheaval on a global scale when most menial labor will be replaced autonomously so displaced immigrants are going to have some severe disenfranchisement going on as if they weren't already just from being in a foreign country and only having spare change to your name to start out with. Makes finding jobs harder, which makes integration even harder. Populism will always champion extreme changes, which will incidentally try to make things much harder in favor of austerity or some bullshit and there will be a reactionary backlash to it at some point. here is a picture of the danish Minister for Immigration, Integration and Housing cos I read about her in the old Trump thread wrt  and a ham that looks like Inger Stojberg 
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rear end cobra posted:Yeah it wouldnt have been noticed by anyone outside Sweden if it wasnt for all the other Sweden talk right now, but having a bunch of burning cars and the police using their weapons is still a lovely situation in any neighborhood. I mean what else goes on in Sweden?
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Al! posted:i hear he spills fanta all over his hugo boss suit while driving his volkswagen oh is that how he got the.... "accident" ?
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FizFashizzle posted:tucker carlson selectively edited an interview with swedish police officers to make it sound like there are constant riots and attacks by immigrants, and insinuated that "something" happened in sweden, or just trump misheard it as he was doing whatever and that was on in the background, then he referenced it at a campaign rally Turns out it was footage of ICE raiding a hypothermia shelter in Virginia~
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kumba posted:hi everyone what happened last night that necessitated new thred previous thread getting too big, admin/mods took it out back to shoot it.
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murked by dragon posted:"i am DISHEARTENED by the ACTS of hatred PERPETRATED by the REDHATS. we MUST bring them to HEEL! "  I heard it in her voice and everything
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Citizen Tayne posted:Ah yeah, because she's "murdered hundreds of people since the nineties" no, they disliked her since the late 70s, she was an outsider city girl who didn't dress conventionally to their southern ways while she was married to Bill during his time as governor. it just became irrational loathing. also ffs when is there going to be a rule about religitating the general at some point, heard it all.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Massive thinking face emoji feat. Wiz Khalifa.ogg 
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DryGoods posted:https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/834050590640533505 It's gonna stop. It's stopping now. Anti Semitism over, see so simple what I can do in a day's work as President. Bing bing bing, just declare it and it's over. All must agree.
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Coolguye posted:it's pretty dumb to say that one election proves huge underlying cultural problems. the obummer years and dubya too were both pretty policy driven campaigns on the whole - there were some stupid as gently caress personal attacks but we most certainly did not have people ranting about nothing or talking about their dicks for any amount of time. The internet singularity arrived in the dumbest way possible. Connecting stupid, alienated people who found peers to elevate each others into newer heights of insanity in the infowars/breitbart wing and fueling the echo chamber into this mess.
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mormonpartyboat posted:https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/834184721663934464 so basically turn it into hypercapitalist Russia so Putin can jizz allover himself over the equivalency bullshit
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