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Beachcomber posted:The sad thing is, neither of these are toilet plungers. You really only need a toilet plunger, you can flip the flaps inward and it becomes a sink plunger.
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Found this on some squash I got from the market: Me too, squash, me too.
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RFC2324 posted:When I was in high school, I had a friend who maintained a supply of cyanide, 'just in case'. He gathered it by cooking it out of apple seeds, and would pass it around so we could all smell how almondy it was. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but your friend just had a bottle of almond extract.
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I got this in an email from Vanguard to vote on their board...I ahve never seen a list of whiter white-person names in my life:
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Emus aren't exactly the brightest creatures on God's green earth And yet Australia lost a war with them...
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Oh, so they like The Simpsons? Well riddle me this, smartguy.
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Captain Hygiene posted:This part's true to life, all the birds I've raised go hog wild at the chance to eat their brethren when given the chance. Yeah, is a duck eating a chicken any different than humans eating cows and pigs? Chickens and ducks are both birds, but not even the same family, and same with us and the mammals we eat...until we start mass-breeding monkeys and apes for food, that is.  Edit: Ok, just apes, we're not in the same family as monkeys, just order.
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Hirayuki posted:"It's market price! That means it's fresh." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXrQYWbbIs
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Meat-cute.  
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I went to this brewer today with a... questionable...logo: 
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Lobok posted:"I can't help notice there's still no turnip-throwing" - guy whose first Mario game was Super Mario Bros. 2 whenever he plays a new one They have a point, SMB2 (US) is the best one.
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https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464 Just imagine having a nice walk downtown, you decide to cut through the Walgreen parking lot to save some time, and you get yelled at by fuckin' Hobocop.
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Paladinus posted:What's btv? Burlington VT. Ironhead posted:I also don't think I've ever seen one of the security ones where you'd want to have a nice walk downtown. I did have my truck broken into right near one though, and the cops didn't do poo poo about it. I'm not convinced they all actually record. It surprisingly is. Like...maybe a tad just outside the nicer area of downtown by, like...a block. But you can hear that thing yelling at people from the pedestrian-only street/mall a block away, and the people who run the Ronald McDonald house across the street, housing the families of sick children in the hospital have to be moved to a different part of the building because it keeps them awake at night: https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464
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Paladinus posted:Shouldn't it be BVT then? BurlingTon Vermont. Duh. It comes from the airport cord for our airport. Why they decided to make it BTV and not BVT is anyone's guess, because as far as I can tell, there isn't a BVT, so it was right there, free to use.
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Not like "haha" funny, but this poster I saw in a brewery in NH has a couple errors: Hedgehogs aren't native to the New World. While I'm sure SOME are out there in the wild, having either escaped or let loose, I wouldn't quantify them as a "Common Wildlife of New England." Also odd they went with flying and red squirrels and not the FAR more common grey squirrel. The American Pine Marten is also pretty rare except in the northernmost regions of ME, and maybe NH and VT. And unless I am SORELY mistaken on mushrooms, Fly Amanita is not wildlife.
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Sorry it's not Trump-related, but why is Fry selling me Tamarind candy?
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Laserjet 4P posted:Huh, I would’ve thought it would be SPQRaboo. One syllable too short to fit the meter, get this poo poo out of my thread. Edit: V V V that's an... Interesting pronunciation. V V V DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Sep 24, 2023 |
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I regret to inform you Fred Durst has entered his Cowboy Phase: 
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Fred Durst is funny as hell and I really hope this is him doing a bit. He hasn't shown any tendency to be a chud yet, hope it stays that way. Really? Huh, well if I ever meet him maybe I owe him an apology, I thought he as full chud. Why did I think that? Is there some other Nu-metal frontman from the late 90's/early 2000's that is a chud? And not the dead Smushmooth guy, that I knew.
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Stuart Little isn't a rat or a mouse, God-damnit, he was a human boy who just happened to be born to look and be the exact same size as a mouse!
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bike tory posted:The movie it's never actually explained what the gently caress Stuart is, but yeah they do go there and pick the rat as a little brother for their kid, over all the human kids. I mean...if you decide you don't WANT a kid anymore, it's a lot easier to get kid of that little rat-LIKE-thing than a full sized human boy, ya know?
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 Look, we can all agree that in Western culture, buying chicken feet is already a little odd... But you really aren't doing any favors with the packaging here Chicken paws?! That's the best you can do?]
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