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Dhalgren is my favorite book ever. When I went to jail the second time I bought it donated it then had someone snag it from the library so I could read it again

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haddock weigh more than imagined

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Randaconda posted:

Jim Varney was actually a decent dramatic actor, Ernest just blew up

also a communist

where can i find more info or any info on the communist thing

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Zamboni Rodeo posted:

The more I hear about Jim Varney the more I come to appreciate him. I watched the poo poo out of his TV show when I was a kid. Not gonna lie, that show kicked Pee Wee's Playhouse's rear end.

i got that poo poo on dvd hell yeah

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The DRUGS skull and crossbone shirt goddamn owns

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morallyobjected posted:

smh at people who have never had a spam musubi



poo poo owns

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ruddiger posted:

“Do you listen to lil’ Sutter Kane?”

yes

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all of those own but im pretty partial to "Go Cucumber!"

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ahhh go stupid ahhh go cucumber

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Eileen!! :bloodborne:

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well knock it off

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The Bloop posted:

Don't all cats have color changing fur on their legs?

what?

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It's a well known phenomenon. Heh you must not be a cat person

i have a cat! Well in another state but we did inhabit the same home! she isn't green! So what the gently caress!

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Is this that bio-lumenecsent cats stuff i vaguley remember from that Don't Change Colors Kitty Song?

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poo poo!

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Phy posted:

I don't know what it is, but every time I see that picture of Violent J my brain doesn't say "rapping clown", it says "goalie"

I hope he's not bombarded by pucks every time he sets foot north of the border.

while Violent J wasn't ever a conventional sportsman he did try to make wrestling his career before music. Then near their height he did wrestle in the WWF(E) witjh Shaggy 2 Dope.

His first match was against the Headbangers who literally did not pull their punches or kicks. After the match and literal rear end beating they asked J how he thought the match went and he more or less asked them why they beat on him so hard. Apparently they did that to ALL they people they fought.

But on the hockey part idk if he is a hockey guy but ill try and find out they do sell a lot of jerseys

Also side note he might be bankrupt!

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Caro is still probably the wildest story I've ever heard on any website period

Absolutely insane he survived

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Is that James Acaster?

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Ak Gara posted:

Matrix 4 is set in VR Chat and the supporting cast are things like ugandan knuckles and big chungus and all the girls have really deep manly voices.

as long as i get to see a multimillion dollar scene of the VR Exterminatus emote

https://youtu.be/kaLfVTk3T9o

hell yeah

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lol this kicks rear end

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God did that!

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are bananas exclusively the slippery peel fruit or could you use like a lime rind for a comedic event

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ChubbyChecker posted:

banana peels were used because you couldn't show people slipping on horseshit in movies

prolly cuz then you gotta show the person covered in horseshit

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madeintaipei posted:

I had arms like that as a baby. The old panzer driver who owned our apartment used to make what fingers he had left into circles and move my arm fat up and down while saying, "But-ter churn, but-ter churn, but-ter churn." I can't help but giggle everytime I see a butter churn. You know that ticklish feeling when someone pinches the bottom part of your upper arm? That feeling.

Herr Günser. Gentle dude, deaf as a stone, loud as a Panther tank, with a laugh you felt before hearing it.

fukkin lmao

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Subjunctive posted:

OTOH, please punch nazis and transphobes.

Yep


gently caress you

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ICP uses diet Faygo cuz it doesn't burn your eyes


you don't leave an ICP concert not sticky

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LifeSunDeath posted:

I've been to an ICP concert, in 1997, and they did not use diet faygo, and I was blasted right in the eyes with a 2l stomped on by shaggy, it blew my glasses off into the pit. I was terminally sticky the whole drive home. I still have a stomped 2l bottle from that show in a box in the attic.

ok my bad they use diet NOW but yeah u deffo caught some grape acid in the yes

also gently caress yeah a couple of my buddies have a few stomped on or launched 2L and 3L bottles still

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For the record ICP has like huge bins of 2L bottles of faygo and they
Never
Stop
Spraying

they have drat near patented methods to fully shake open and spray the soda with one hand to the point it often sprays like 35 loving feet

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LifeSunDeath posted:

They also used these to blast faygo:

It was a great show but I kept having older mean meth juggalos trying to pull me from my spot against the rail (I showed up very early so I earned that spot), but I held on for dear life. Also got to shake both their hands!

Rail spots are a blessing and a curse

I could get kicked or shake their hands!!!
Also
500 loving people are pressing my body against this rail holy gently caress i might die!!!

when i went to Hallowicked they had the Carny guys that jig around them loving blasting people directly in the face with those lmao

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Killer robot posted:

Presumably it's something like this:


lmao

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Elfface posted:

As a Brit who went to Florida in 2002 to do the theme parks, I distinctly recall seeing an advert on TV.

*Picture of American Street*
*Fade to black*
Caption: On September 11th terrorists tried to change our country forever
*Fade back in, now all the houses are flying flags*
Caption: They did.

Even as a teen, one year after I remember thinking that must've been the hardest anyone has ever missed a point.

I'm also one of the few Brits to have seen Pluto Nash in theatres, because we were at Universal Studios and we were gonna watch something, Eddie Murphy, he's funny, this'll be alright.

I remember that commercial and yeah it sucked turbo rear end

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Scoltand

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Lobok posted:

Reminds me of this



lmao

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

This show always made me, my brother and dad crack up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQH0AdzqiY8

My buddy got me the DVD set and it whips so hard

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CannonFodder posted:

Two of those bottles are remarkably full.

gin sucks so good

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that video whips lmao

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How tf they get Arcana Heart on ps4

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Tourettes Guy owns

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dog nougat posted:

I hope this one of those things where the balls were originally painted blue, but people kept touching them and wore the paint off.

It just has to be

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