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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Sure can! I was a little worried that the bathroom would continue below the viewing alcove, but since it doesn't, the it's totally possible to make that as long as the sink is a sprite or you make minor alterations to the design

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Memento posted:

honestly how could they do better, it's not like their budget is two billion dollars a year or anything

*holds finger to earpiece*

folks, you're not going to believe the information I've just received

You're right, that budget is too low. If only there were some large piece of equipment that could publicly fail in order to justify raising that budget even higher in their next hearing

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
For those who haven't seen it yet, this should be pretty eye-opening about Shakespeare's plays


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 16:27 on Jul 2, 2021

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's hilarious how every single aspect of the flag is wrong. Wrong number of stripes that aren't even aligned properly, wrong proportions, completely hosed starfield, and it's even mounted upside down

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I don't see why, the clip is just a statement of fact that everybody knows

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Or the king of "how did this book even get a second glance much less a whole rear end movie," forrest gump

It was the boomer version of ready player one, of course the masses were rabid for it

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
And just think, if the leaded gas theory is correct, using those cars would have stopped an entire generation of boomerism brainworms

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Is it not? Queen can take the king, same if it moves forward, moving diagonal is at risk from the knight. Knight already had the king, so blocking the queen won't do anything, and ditto for taking either the queen or knight

E: behold me not seeing that another page exists


VVV: I'll have to remember that maneuver for my next game

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Sep 29, 2021

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Incredibly jealous of people who never saw Kent State Gun Girl's massive poo poo that snaked its way through her panties to cover her like a blanket

Not everyone shares the same fetishes as you :shrug:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Data Graham posted:

When I visited London a few years ago I lolled my rear end off to see that there is a chain called "Byron's Proper Hamburgers :wotwot:"

So was it a burger place or a sit-down that specialized in beef hamburg?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's odd to think there are people on the internet that have never seen the old classics - goatman, tubgirl, glassass, lemonparty, meatspin, and the smattering of bme pain olympics. Yeah there were all kinds of other more niche things, but those were the landmines of the old forums, irc, and telnet hangouts

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Yeah, and lemon's not the only one that's bigoted in retrospect, it's just interesting to think of how much has changed since the days of webrings

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
We had a random imgur thread a while ago. It developed some fun and weird memes because a couple things were posted thousands of times apparently (monopoly guy, Spanish forum signatures, and some woman with a distinct name), but we all ended up hitting landmines of uncensored literal child porn and death/dismemberment

Don't do random imgur.

This isn't a joke or a meme - unless you've been trained to see the worst of the worst and have a trauma counselor on retainer, don't do it (and yes, we submitted plenty of fbi tips)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
As someone who is pretty much always the tallest person in the room and therefore in constant back pain from living in a world meant for shorter people, i can confirm that the above reasoning absolutely did help shape the way i approach life to always try to help others

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's odd, mine went to a photoshop thread

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Just lol if you can't think of satisfying sex acts that don't involve penetration

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I wonder what he and other similar creators (like HRG) have thought about all the wild fanworks they inspired

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Robobot posted:

The real tip is knowing that your performed your job to the best of your abilities and that your customers left happy. That's why here at Robobot's Bar and Grill we keep all our bartender's tips and use those funds to buy one (1) catered lunch for all of our qualifying employees (must maintain an "Exceeds" or "Outstanding" performance review record for the 13 month lookback period) every year.

Sorry, you can't come into the break room on your day off. Don't worry, we'll make sure you're scheduled to come in the next time around!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
If British eel is cooked anything like eel nigiri, I'm all about it

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Just want to say thanks - that reminded me that i had dry beans and a pressure cooker. Now i have a ton of cooked beans in the fridge that are delicious

:yum:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Replace the dropdown with a 2d color picker, one axis can be masc/fem and the other can be sexual/ace. Add whatever other dimensions make sense

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Make sure it's a carbonated drink, have everyone put about a shot's worth into their mouths, then they vigorously shake their heads at the same time to make the gas go nuts

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Just get some horseradish sauce and leave it out in the sun until it turns green, close enough

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
100% worth reposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VbZE6YhjKk

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Imagined posted:

Fun fact: at every open casket funeral you've ever been to where the deceased was embalmed, they had something like that in them. Yep, your grandpa.



Once it's installed, remember to remove the thumb screw cap and install the party noisemaker

:toot:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
This is too confusing, I'm just going to have some smarties and take a nap

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

.: :;

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Whichever is the more inconvenient operation for your situation is what'll happen. No, that rule probably doesn't guarantee it'll be consistent across all browsers

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It already got mr peanut in one eye, so looks like that's a yes

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I played around with it a bit in my head, and it doesn't quite measure up to being universal; I'll think I'll pour myself a measure of gin after this

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Now i want to see carl dealing with the planet express crew

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I have that same yellow Standard Deviant shirt and also agree that an unnamed man should have his dick twisted off

That was at my office's Christmas party, we're both still on administrative leave :(

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

credburn posted:

I don't know if this counts as a funny picture but I was scanning through lovely movies on Tubi when I saw this poster and I thought this lady looked really familiar





Wow, that screams reference rather than coincidence. Show yourself, marketing goon!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My divorce was some of the best money i ever spent

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I have that same tp holder, i feel like royalty

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Parents getting fleeced for a $349 microphone to try to get 10 minutes of quiet

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Cooling rack over a lipped baking sheet so you can strain all the liquid fat into a container to use for cooking other things

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I zoomed in, those are only a couple months out. Hell, I'll go in on all the chewy now n laters if those price tags are saying 0.40

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Man, falling down while seeing the scene, he didn't even get a chance to start telling the joke

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