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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Mirror Universe Sgt. Chowdown.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mnoba posted:

ahh explaining your moral righteousness to people you don't think understand white supremacists equals bad, how very dull your life must be

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:sweep:

Good morning, Funny Pictures Thread!



Let's get this paper, but also, let's end the white nationalism derail, because those fuckers are extremely dumb and their existence is depressing.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Today I learned that Dylann Roof's middle name is Storm.

Dylann Storm Roof.

This is very funny, though.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

the funny pics squad has logged on

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqaqc4ZnGh1w7p394_720.mp4

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Apr 12, 2013

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It's true you guys. I installed two-way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood and he come to the door just absolutely slathered in it

:golfclap:

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Apr 12, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hell, it's probably gotten to a point where most would just flat admit we've been looking at porn during lockdown instead of shuffling our collective feet and mumbling on the matter.

We ain't going anywhere and we all got needs :shepface:.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mr. Crow posted:

Someone make a PYF magic trick thread, clearly there's demand and getting explanations on how they do it is fascinating.

I would but I don't know any :negative:

We had one, but it died in December of 2018 (I would have sworn it was more recently, but my sense of time is thoroughly earfucked now)

Anyway, here's some neat stuff to look at. Feel free to resurrect this or start a new one! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3869088

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I like olives and birds and I think the farming derail, once interesting, has probably just about run its course in the Gorilla Violence thread.

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Apr 12, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

As immortalized in the documentary "50 Cent: Blood On The Sand"

where's my skull

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013


lmao amazing, I live for this poo poo

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Apr 12, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

That is the most incredibly unfortunate twitter handle/name I have seen in a long time.

me figuring this out: suh-sheel? suh-shy-ul? ess-ess OH

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A couple of images from a CYOA knockoff called "The Formula for Trouble"; in this route, your dog drinks said formula, leading to his election as President of the United States



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Apr 12, 2013

hazardousmouse posted:

lol I need to take a break from this thread and let it move on a little

Good idea.

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Apr 12, 2013

Woebin posted:

I would simply devise a milk-and-eggs buying machine. Please read the docs, which consist of roughly five pages of auto-generated YAML markup that hasn't been updated along with the machine, before telling me something is wrong.

https://achewood.com/eggsmilk.php

By popular demand posted:

Add a splash of milk (and a small pinch of salt) to your eggs before scrambling them, its good.

This guy knows.

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Apr 12, 2013

Memento posted:

a'a that's a hot take

Deteriorata posted:

Test result: It Was Pu'u 'o'o.

:bisonyes:

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Apr 12, 2013

Tree Bucket posted:

I thought I was pretty old, but I don't what this means.

I wasn't thinking of the horrible noises data tapes and discs make when you play them in an audio player, but rather the quick little set of tones that would play right at the very beginning of some audio tapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjbhsFbvBUg

These are called XDR tonebursts and I used to think they were really neat in a weird way.

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Apr 12, 2013

Android Apocalypse posted:

That soundtrack is one of the pivotal techno albums of the 90's.

excuse me, king, you dropped this

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Apr 12, 2013

koshmar posted:

The lines below the Red Bull and the Coke are bottle/can deposits. You can return the empties and get you 10 cents back.

it's "depraved softdick single" and it's the hottest new username of 2021

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Apr 12, 2013

PittTheElder posted:

Like at the risk of triggering the same, this seems like a terrible idea because grocery bags (at least where I live) have cm sized holes in the bottom, to reduce the risk of infants suffocating themselves I think.

Mother fucker, is that why? My immediate assumption was that grocery stores were just doing it out of spite, like, "oh no you don't, if you want a plastic bag without a pesky little hole in it, we'll be happy to sell you one"


Zzulu posted:

Cat owners are grotesque

I am going to twist your head all the way round

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

It's not even 7 AM where I live and (a) the existence of an "Official Milk Crate Challenge News Source" and (b) its reporting the shooting deaths of three people with a couple of corny little emojis is one of the dumbest things I will for sure see all day.

I mean it's "highly revered" so who am I to judge



I went and looked at the shootout tweet and the account took the opportunity of its going (relatively) viral to promote its music and videos so I guess god really opened a window there

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Apr 12, 2013

Scratch Monkey posted:

Why would a crab need a knife? He’s got the giant claw right there!

*begins to unfurl a gigantic table explaining the history of the various types of damage in tabletop role-playing games but is gently euthanized by the state*

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Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

omg that findom episode of fplus was incredible.
https://thefpl.us/episode/256

I try to be pretty accepting of people's fetishes as long as they involve safe, sane, and consenting adults, and often it's relatively easy to understand why someone might be overly into x, y, or z, but findom is the most brain-damaged and laughable kink I have seen in a very long time of being On the Internet.

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Apr 12, 2013

SpacePig posted:

A couple of cars catch fire and we have to stop using combustible fuel, right?

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Apr 12, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"Although the King is the most important piece on the board, he moves very slowly. He can only move one square in any direction: forward, backward, left, right, or diagonally."

As a kid I always assumed this was meant to represent the fact that kings were always wearing lots of jewelry and those big heavy capes. :kiddo:

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Apr 12, 2013

Platystemon posted:

ǝɔnp lI

FTFY

:hmmyes:

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Apr 12, 2013

Caedus posted:

fuckin eat an edible. drug dogs can't narc on your stomach for fucks sake. poop, piss or wank in an airplane bathroom ripped as gently caress as you please or don't. every toilet is exactly as disgusting as every other one so just wash your loving hands when you're done? you don't get sick from a dirty rear end you get sick from touching your dirty rear end and not washing your hands.

you're goddamn right I took my opportunity to die small at 30,000 ft and everyone else should too

This is a post

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Late to the derail, but there is an excellent book about slot machines and their evolution into pure, psychologically-optimized cash-extraction devices called Addiction by Design. It is exhaustive while also being very readable; anyone with more than a passing interest in the subject ought to check it out.

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Apr 12, 2013

Atticus_1354 posted:

Says the man calling them disgusting for made up ages.

It is weird that when I begin typing a celebrity's name into Google, no matter how relatively obscure, Google suggests me completing that query with the phrase "net worth".

Anyone who gets any sort of real-name notoriety seems to end up with a constellation of shady bot-scraped information sites about them, but it's not necessarily unusual for someone not to know this.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

At least it's not "feet" anymore

It probably still is on Bing, but I wouldn't know because I am neither over 65 nor in jail.

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Apr 12, 2013

Cartoon Man posted:

All this to steal a $5,000…

https://i.imgur.com/K1OZ31M.mp4


Sex doll

Post More First World Problems: Just jerk off you loving lunatic

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Apr 12, 2013

Brandfarlig posted:

It's just another tedious oval office for the ignore list.

Yeah, but let's not throw that word around.

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Apr 12, 2013

StillFullyTerrible posted:

A Glistening Hodor is one of those white gay guys who gleefully goes "i'm gay, how can i be a bigot" as he posts awful poo poo designed to make people angry

It bears repeating: you can be marginalized and a lovely person at the same time.

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Might be just a one-off piece, someone found it or one like it in a Chicago thrift store:
https://www.popthomology.com/2009/11/value-village.html

Ed: a latex one was sold for a few years by Spirit Halloween:
https://spirit-halloween.fandom.com/wiki/Pizza_Face_Latex_Prop



I am not surprised this exists, but I certainly wasn't expecting to see it.

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