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The whole point of the joke is "why would a snake person have mammalian features?" and they still gave her a navel.
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cult_hero posted:Why wouldn't they have one? Don't reptiles and avians still have an attachment to the yolk sac when hatched? Yes, but it's only in mammals that the umbilical cord leaves a permanent scar. In birds and reptiles it fades away completely usually within a few days or weeks of birth.
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Paladinus posted:I can see the dude has feelings towards his saw, but I don't really see it reciprocating. You motherfucker.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:But how is someone who says "awright" or "awthough" pronouncing those words wrong?? 
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Platystemon posted:If someone says that donkey semen tastes like piña coladas, I’m not in a position to dispute it. Maybe they feed the donkey a lot of pineapple that day?
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Aramoro posted:As an engineer and an engineering manager they are like loving genies. They won't do the simplest thing they might do the most complex thing if it technically does what you wanted. Where they differ from genies is that half they time what they do doesn't even loving work. Decided to do the wrong thing and gently caress that up as well. In Navy boot camp this was called "nuking it" because the perpetrator was inevitably headed to nuke school.
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By popular demand posted:Was there a reason to assign total fuckheads to nuclear powered vessels, beyond a nihilistic desire to watch it all burn? High ASVAB scores and a bonus to recruiters who could find people willing to do it.
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VanSandman posted:I'll fight any idiot who hates on Dolly. I'm with you and I've never even been to Tennessee.
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When you order your Star Wars from wish.com Actually is that Donald Sutherland there in back? EDIT: Nah, it's not. Just partial face-blindness, I guess.
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Bug Squash posted:The DDao The DDao De Schwing!
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The Professor's yetiism is acting up again.
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Etoniichuan posted:I can listen to that at home. The notes he's not playing that we have at home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlKxV5KWJo
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Drone_Fragger posted:Gay dudes having no strings attached sexual liaisons in public toilets, actually. So yes, just more open about it.
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kiimo posted:A better comparison would be to 45 year old Jason Sudekis, who is George Wendt's nephew so they have actual DNA in common. Although that photo is hardly fair - Sudekis is groomed and dressed up to look as nice as possible for a red-carpet somethingorother while Wendt is done up for TV to look schlubby as per the character.
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Carthag Tuek posted:lol the author weighed in It gets weirder: https://twitter.com/pawnpower1/status/1416062940789149702
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:You guys need to grow up. That's a tall order, chief. prayer group posted:I thought what was funny about it was that he went straight from ten years in prison for forgery and bad checks to breathlessly caping for billionaires online. That's pretty funny. It's this.
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Mauser posted:people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? I'm 5'11" and just hit 250 as a result of not changing my habits enough after getting my thyroid gamma-rayed into settling the gently caress down. Gaining 25 pounds has been a whole new level of discomfort and self-loathing. I have to imagine that another 25 would be worse. I should be at about 180. But in America, 275 at that height is not really all that unusual, no.
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Dolton Edwards, "Meihem in ce Klasrum", 1946
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Easy to fix this by scribbling over the permanent marker with dry-erase, then wiping away the dry-erase marks. I had students a couple years ago who had seen something like this too.
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Considering our own tradition of emptyquoting endlessly and reaction smilies I'm not sure we have quite the high ground y'all are pretending to here.
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Five stars.
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Captain Splendid posted:I think the limit with Michelin is three Ah, merde.
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MrUnderbridge posted:My friend was from a small town in Texas. One of the local ranchers was proud of his champion charolais bulls, so he has a life sized, anatomically correct fiberglass reproduction placed on a pole at the gate of his ranch. Chunks of fordite falling off like eggshell from a baby bird.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:What, no? No no thats a full bodied red wine. You're looking for a cornet here. Nah, that's a goofy trumpet. Are you thinking of culottes?
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:idk man E. Honda and M. Bison are pretty good too: That's Quentin Tarantino and you know it.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I call ovens hotboxes Okay Alton Brown thanks for reminding us.
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Inzombiac posted:My grade school has placards above the utility closet doors with "No. 1, 2 etc." and I couldn't figure out what it meant. There are a lot of holdovers in "proper" English grammar from a time when 18th century rear end in a top hat prescriptivists tried to enforce rules borrowed from Latin on a non-Romance language. Like, the whole thing about split infinitives - "to boldly go" vs "to go boldly" - is because it's actually impossible to do that in Latin because Latin infinitives are one word. The "rule" against ending a sentence with a preposition is the same way. In case you're still wondering, the Latin word for "number" is "numero" which got abbreviated as "No." by scribes, and that got carried over to English as well. There's actually a complete sign for it, "No" that most folks don't bother with nowadays, and "#" is more common in the US anyway.
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gbut posted:new thread title? 
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They are clearly playing Shadowrun.
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The Bananana posted:Idgi She's a pants-pooper OP.
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Field Mousepad posted:Comic books as literature? That's an actual college course? Amazing. My wife took a whole series of literature courses for her minor on genre movies. One on scifi, one on horror, etc.
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Lobok posted:Ah, so the Masturbating Mime act is actually ancient and wasn't invented by that guy outside my work. Convergent evolution.
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Infinitum posted:Pro tier unmute Well, there are dumber ways to be stupid. I like it.
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Literally Esoteric posted:You guys we have threads for music and I appreciate it but at least post something funny about your prog rock Tim Conway did it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY
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OwlFancier posted:I wouldn't put too much weight on it, personally. Right neighborly of you to offer this advice.
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TaurusTorus posted:Meat is an underrepresented cocktail ingredient. Hell most cocktails contain no cock or tail and that's a shame. Beef... It's what's for cocktail hour?
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I mostly got broken links, by a wide margin.
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KozmoNaut posted:bottom right heeheehee
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Helios Grime posted:I want to have a picture of someone wearing one of these long shirt stays and sit down. There's just enough elastic to pull when standing. When you sit, it goes slack. No weird diagonal bunching of pant leg behind the knee while sitting, if that's what you're curious about.
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