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Pick posted:And here's little Scottie, the newest Dourque in the family Scott Dourque is clearly a hockey name.
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MrJacobs posted:Who the hell is Clark? That's obviously Superman! And doesn't even mess up the part in his hair.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Please stop derailing over soldiers/statues/the Confederacy and post funny pictures. Many times in school I was able to use one test question to help me with the answer to another question. But this is on a whole other level.
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The reader fantasizes about being raped by Venom.
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Oct 15, 2017 14:19
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I love that someone followed up on that.
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Looks like she's on her phone while driving.
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Oct 17, 2017 12:20
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Picnic Princess posted:No, but my finger got pretty hosed up. You didn't say it! You were supposed to say it!
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Oct 17, 2017 18:33
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. Humans were the original Terminators.
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Oct 18, 2017 20:37
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Mayo for hair isn't the craziest thing, I suppose. It's just a bunch of fat and oils.
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Oct 19, 2017 16:06
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Former DILF posted:Yeah if you haven't watched the show I feel bad because that thing came out brilliantly I didn't. But the Seinfeld one done a while back had me in tears
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Oct 20, 2017 02:35
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Still laughing at this a day later.
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Oct 20, 2017 18:16
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Disappointed Taiwan Jones isn't some southeast Asia version of Indiana Jones played by Tony Jaa and holy poo poo somebody get this script to Hollywood asap We had top men working on it in the 80s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYY4-g-lTk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAD4HQ8Su9s
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Elizabethan Error posted:this(and likely the above account too) is fake, the picture is of Taiwan Jones, the running back for the Buffalo Bills. Yep  Saw it on BuzzFeed a little while ago. Oh well, they can't take away the laughs I already had.
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Spectral Debt posted:There's a literal halfway house in there. You gotta take way more than twelve steps to get there, though.
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Oct 27, 2017 18:03
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It's like a gyro, but not the same thing.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:59
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Paladinus posted:It's a sandwich. Don't lump shawarmas in with hot dogs.
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Oct 30, 2017 18:10
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FreudianSlippers posted:Professor Mumblecore stroked his robust beard and looked over the crowd gathered in Chogbort's great hall "Five gazillion points to Syphandlore!" he ejaculated loudly. Would have been great if Rowling had included "ejaculated" somewhere in the books and then just went "what, I'm honouring the great Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... *winks*" in response to the inevitable outrage.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:43
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Inescapable Duck posted:She did. The first part, anyway, in one of the later books. That's awesome. I didn't want to Google "Harry Potter ejaculation" to double-check.
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Powaqoatse posted:this guy is high af "Oh poo poo, where's my wallet"
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Say Nothing posted:Time travel is a hell of a thing. In The Time Traveler's Wife the titular time traveler gives his past self a blowjob at one point. Gonna guess they didn't keep that in the Rachel McAdams adaptation.
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Boinks posted:That wouldn't be gay either. I'd say it moves you up the Kinsey scale but I dunno how far. It's like that mountain climber game on Price Is Right where the man climbs farther the worse your guesses are. If you guess wrong too many times or too severely, he goes over the top and falls off. "Now Gary, if you perform one of these sex acts it may move you up the scale. But you won't know how much until the climber stops or falls off." "Got it, Bob! I uh... I choose Give My Past Self a Blowjob." *climber starts moving* *yodeling starts playing* *Gary starts sweating*
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Nov 7, 2017 05:31
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Vine died a second time this year.
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Nov 8, 2017 15:09
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ashnjack posted:Wow. That is a happening McDonalds playpen. Really? There was usually a man whistling at our local Play Place. Whistling at the little girls. Really sick gently caress he was. Still gonna vote for him over a Democrat though, yessir.
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Nov 11, 2017 07:11
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DiggityDoink posted:I babysit my 8 year old niece who has access to an iPad and the Kids Youtube app. Does this really mean I need to be super vigilant about what she's watching? https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2
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Nov 13, 2017 13:15
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That Dark Link cosplayer is a black dude who goes by the name InkyLink Oh, him. He was in line behind me at the costume shop but I let him go ahead of me. The black guy always dyes first.
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Pastry Mistakes posted:... Go on... I love seeing big tits under a kid's t-shirt. Wait no I meant--
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Nov 17, 2017 04:23
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It's not going to stay adorable for long. They'll learn all of our worst sore winner behaviours from online games so you better get used to robots teabagging you and spraypainting their decals everywhere.
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FreudianSlippers posted:A masters is the bare minimum if you wanna get any work in today's parkour industry. Any parkour degree is just a jumping-off point.
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Sausage Roll Nativity Scene Receives Frank, Incensed Criticism
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Nov 17, 2017 22:26
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:all y'all calling a sausage roll 'zesty' are letting everybody know you're American, and don't know what a sausage roll is meant to taste like It's surprising that this sausage roll nativity scene came from Greggs because if I had to guess which UK food chain made it I would have sworn Pret a Manger.
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Nov 17, 2017 22:36
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I wish they would round up. But I guess not since Roundup is anti-weed.
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Nov 19, 2017 23:05
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Zesty posted:Isn’t there a meme gulag for loss to go in? Gulags are for forced labour. Loss memes are about failed labour.
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Nov 19, 2017 23:59
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Comptroll The Forums posted:That just sounds like a note written by a polar bear Reminds me of the old art gag where you show someone a blank piece of paper and tell them it's your drawing of a polar bear in a blizzard printing up a caution sign but the printer's run out of toner.
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I'm so used to cars and sports games and fiscal years being a year ahead that it didn't even register with me.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:it would be remiss to mention him and not include simultaneously the most hilarious and absolutely horrifying bit in which he played a role: Pink Eye for the Samurai
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Relax, I can quit giving beer to my dog any time I want to.
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I think this qualifies as bad news.
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I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating--not like sharks. They're soft and smooth.
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