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Cheese activates the same reward centers in the brain as drugs do, namely the reward centers of the brain.
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throw to first drat IT posted:no, it's when your iphone falls under the couch and you can't find it. C'mon man it's labeled and everything.
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Mar 25, 2017 22:20
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:if you dust off the crumbs the paper towel becomes a disposable wank rag How else will you feel superior to your guests? Jizzing on plates is the new rear end pennies my friend.
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Mar 29, 2017 21:57
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Hyperlynx posted:Who the gently caress thinks that what the world really needs is a specialised machine to squeeze juice out of specialised bags. It does nothing else, the juice is no different from any other juice, the bags are no different than any other container, and if you really want you can squeeze the juice out by hand. I mean what kind of loving fairy land do you have to be living in for any of that to make sense. Betting on health morons rarely goes wrong, and Keurig-style closed ecosystems with a high initial investment are making lots of money right now. On paper, combining the two should be a slam dunk. Unfortunately the specifics of this particular venture are even dumber than usual.
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Apr 22, 2017 01:06
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Guy Mann posted:Is a sandwich a suitable tip for the mohel performing your newborn's circumcision? A mohel is already getting the tip. The real question is, is an uncircumcised dick a sandwich?
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May 2, 2017 17:30
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Vitamin Me posted:Nice Mechwarrior 2 av..so when did velcro become such a fashion faux pas, and why should i care really? 1. Since seventh grade 2. You shouldn't, I guess
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May 15, 2017 22:41
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Lisa Simpson is make believe.
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Jun 25, 2017 00:16
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I am forced to read that name pronounced the way Forest Gump would.
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Jun 29, 2017 05:08
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Need a tall glass of milk after that much spice
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Jul 27, 2017 22:51
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Poops Mcgoots posted:I was born in in 94 and they can be funny, but it's like, the same 5 jokes which seems odd when everyone talks about early Simpsons like it was a never ending train of killer jokes. Don't have a cow man.
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Aug 8, 2017 19:12
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She bogarting that dick.
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Aug 30, 2017 00:22
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That's Olive, of the Garden Tonight! family.
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Sep 3, 2017 01:26
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how does she go from that trajectory into hitting the pole She's just trying to pay for college man. Don't judge.
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Sep 25, 2017 13:52
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You're not Korgan. 
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Sep 29, 2017 00:02
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DontMockMySmock posted:Who's got the largest finite KDR in human history? The guy who dropped the bomb on Nagasaki? Or should we give credit one of those WWII snipers who killed hundreds, since they actually looked at every single target and made every kill with intent? Or are they outclassed by someone from further back in history, like Genghis Khan or something? Do executions of helpless prisoners count, and if so, is there some Soviet gulag or Nazi camp officer who holds the record? When the nuclear apocalypse happens, will the record pass to some (probably American) missile silo tech? Actually, will the kills be shared between two of them because they have to do that thing where they turn two keys simultaneously? How do you assign credit for deaths by nuclear winter? It's almost definitely the guy who invented leaded gasoline.
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OK I'll try but what is thirdst?
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Oct 7, 2017 18:00
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DiggityDoink posted:thats still a terrible stretch, there's no hospital entrance, him rushing through a door, talking to a nurse and then mourning. it's a lovely loss is what im getting at here My friend we have been in postmodern minimalist loss territory for like five years right now. Move past it and heal.
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Oct 15, 2017 17:18
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loss.jpg but the last panel is Dickbutt
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Oct 17, 2017 20:26
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Xibanya posted:I'm getting tired of seeing people bitching about double spacing. It seems like something only a small number of people would normally care about or notice but now it's trendy since comic sans hate is played out. Do we not hate comic sans anymore? Man I feel old...
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Oct 29, 2017 18:41
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theflyingorc posted:Children are stupid My parents would tell me I was only allowed to have as many (x) as my age. I never really noticed they'd always give in when I begged for more.
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Dec 10, 2017 18:01
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Gonna be a ton of Lil' Alcohols out there.
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Jan 3, 2018 23:54
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I, too, would have money left over after a $10,000 month.
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Jan 7, 2018 19:16
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Dewgy posted:Dammit Poon Poon! I appreciate you.
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Jan 10, 2018 23:11
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SpacePig posted:This makes me mad on an entirely different level because I didn't catch it. Holy poo poo. It's a pun. A pun but in math.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:58
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"MOD NOTE: It's not Thursday anywhere in the world right now" is TCC original material tho.
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Apr 19, 2018 18:13
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Jamesman posted:I wanna play nice because the meme thread is generally pretty good these days. This is Il Bacco and he is mnaked astride a tortoise.
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May 4, 2018 17:01
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RareAcumen posted:We turned on the lights so they kept flying into them. Again and again. Wh... wholesome?
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Virgin, his eyes downward Chad, his legs wide
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Phlegmish posted:Chill dude I don't think the massive omnipresent 2019 Rammstein fan community needs to be taken down a peg, let people listen to what they want I got in trouble in high school for watching a Rammstein video on the school computer. That was... *checks calendar* ALMOST TWENTY YEARS AGO.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I didn't realize libertarianism was a symptom of blood ghosts. They should do cocaine about it. Well they WOULD but THE GOVERNMENT...
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Apr 11, 2019 19:04
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When I was like twelve Anne McCaffrey almost ran me over in her rascal at a nerd convention. She did not seem pleasant. That's my story.
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Apr 15, 2019 23:56
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dialhforhero posted:I just want to say I appreciate the Randy Savage Spencer's Gifts reference because Spencer's Gifts is also dead. I was in a Spencer's Gifts like three months ago. If you were to replace the Rick and Morty shirts with Invader Zim, it was like stepping into a time capsule.
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Apr 17, 2019 16:05
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Stoatbringer posted:That's to show the pain increasing. wrestling-dude-falls-over.gif
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Apr 19, 2019 19:42
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:And apparently has a massive HOG. H - Cheat O - On G - My wife
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May 9, 2019 22:28
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Oh hey I know the guy that made this. The Simpson's meme, not the poster. Whoever made the poster is a class traitor and I don't hang with class traitors.
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May 10, 2019 19:34
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LifeSunDeath posted:meme marketing is the weakest baby bitch advertising poo poo ever. just explain your product and move on, you're not going to bond with me on some deep interpersonal level, ensuring I shell out all of my cash to Crest, through Odie-cum memes. There is a truism in marketing that the more convinced someone is that marketing doesn't work on them, the more vulnerable they are to it. This is because brand marketing doesn't work the way you think it does; the point isn't to explain the product (you already know what Crest does) or to make you feel as if Crest "gets" you, the millennial consumer. The point is that when you think "toothpaste" the first one that pops into your head, and therefore the one you're likely to buy unless you have some reason not to, is Crest. Memes are a pretty effective way of doing that, not because they make you like the brand more but because they get in front of you/into your head in a kind of insidious way.
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Ah yes, advocating for an apartheid state because *checks notes* the people on the receiving end aren't progressive enough.
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May 31, 2019 21:35
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Gay Horney posted:lol what So two things can be true. Palestinians can, on aggregate, have lovely views about gay people AND apartheid is wrong. HTH.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Just gotta say that this page is made for me. The fish memes made me smile, but then the line cooks? Ugh. What does "on a stage" mean in cook lingo?
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