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When you ride the tiger, you don't get off, you don't stop. No one stops. Even if you think the tiger's been dead for a year or two.
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The Dark Id posted:
That's obviously a Super Scope, so it was completely rude of squenix to do a double insult to my precious baby love of two generations of Nintendo.
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 Cheers, there's a new update!
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Apr 4, 2017 21:33
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The Dark Id posted:Moose are dangerous as hell if provoked for a few reasons: Do enemies have friendly fire enabled? Can you aggro a moose and chase it through a robot mob with hilarious results?
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Apr 8, 2017 23:29
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We haven't had someone say the LP is hot trash and horrible and in the same breath ask him to do something so they can participate in said hot garbage yet. So at least there's that. 
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Apr 9, 2017 12:31
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I guess since Pixar made that movie about a couple of robots the Androids have stricken the rest of their movies to the memory hole. Including the most important moral of any story ever. NO CAPES.
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Apr 15, 2017 03:46
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so... if in theory I knew someone who was an idiot and still hasn't gotten this game. Is there a definitive version, or just preference between console and PC gaming?
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Apr 27, 2017 00:57
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For the Glory of Mankind
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May 1, 2017 20:47
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Augus posted:*This cannot continue NO ONE STOPS. IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO STOP.
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May 2, 2017 00:49
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CesspoolofHatred posted:Didn't he say he was getting his computer fixed? Let's hope not, the last time that happened it gave out... a naked Keniroth.
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May 5, 2017 20:46
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Coughing Hobo posted:I'm not gonna lie, DarkId, when I saw this conversation, I thought for a moment they had contracted you to ghostwrite part of this game. This is so one of your italicized conversations it hurts. Drakengard 3 came along after a long hiatus from FFX or something and seems even more like it was written by Id. Still not 100% convinced he didn't get abducted and forced to do this. The weapon story about how he escaped and dueled Dark Lord Taro Yoko for his freedom will be magnificent. e: now that I think about it, the most Drakengard(!) thing I can imagine is that they'd skip Drakengards 4-5 and go straight to 6.
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May 5, 2017 21:55
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Bruceski posted:Sorry, what was that? I've been busy humming Song of the Ancients since NieR came out. Sorry, can't hear your earworm over Song of the Ancients, Gaur Plains and Dancing Mad locked in perpetual combat in my mind.
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May 20, 2017 00:32
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I, for one look forward to DrakenieR 6, where the weapon stories are acted out by the Machine Players.
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May 30, 2017 21:59
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If you happen to see Douglas Adams wandering out in the sea while you're out there, can you tell him "so long, and thanks for all the fish" for me?
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Jun 14, 2017 22:23
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The Dark Id posted:He will always be blasting his jaunty tune (of which he has like four variations of including one where he’s just happily humming along and one where he seems to have forgotten the words and just wings it.) I love being on Taro Yoko's Wild Ride 5. It's like riding a tiger, its thrilling, epic, and if you dare fall off you're doomed to a Drakengard(!) Weapon Story fate.
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Jun 17, 2017 02:15
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Supremezero posted:Excuse you. You misunderstand, Taro Yoko is the kind of person who would release 20 doom boars on a school and label them 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 14, 23 and 38, a prank with at least 3 layers of fun in it, including pissing off the math teacher trying to find a pattern in it.
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Jun 17, 2017 03:29
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What, you guys don't have gigantic monolithic zen gardens of your own skull, or your sibling's skull in the middle of a wasteland?
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Jun 19, 2017 21:56
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I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose grin, And wrinkled lip, and stare of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Emil, Top of Boys; Buy stuff now or kick yourself later! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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Jun 19, 2017 23:02
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The second I saw that I new that it was being unusually specific, and that  was going to happen.
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I just thought the "as gods" thing was just a reference to Xenogears.
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Jul 20, 2017 23:58
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We, the Knights who say Nines demand... A Pure Water!
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Jul 21, 2017 03:29
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Sage Grimm posted:"..." *Now class find the remainder*  *And nullify it*
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Sep 22, 2017 14:58
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So this horrible thought came in my through my head last night as the text started showing up., but internet problems kept me from posting it sooner. Sorry... not sorry for the delay, sorry for ever having the chance to post it at all. 
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Oct 2, 2017 21:05
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Its been lost in translation for 10000 years. they aren't on the moon. The commander has said she's mooned them. It was a lot clearer than when they said humanity was on the pressed hams.
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Oct 6, 2017 18:02
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Mokinokaro posted:THIS CAN CONTINUE THEORY: CAT IS A FLUID THAT WILL FLOW TO FILL SPACE: DEPLOY THIRD CAT
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Oct 13, 2017 22:20
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The Dark Id posted:
Huh, that also explains the lack of nose in the art. Also right on the (non-existent) nose with the concept art image name.
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Oct 14, 2017 19:23
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The Dark Id posted:Note: Ending B will be posted tonight. Try to get to a new page before then. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MUST CONTINUE
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Oct 15, 2017 18:48
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I can't believe YoRHa changed to Joker Brand cosmetics and other toiletries. The virus just sped things up.
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Oct 21, 2017 02:59
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DeafNote posted:didnt you hear? I mean we've gotten 3000 B2s, and a couple Os, but I haven't seen any other letters besides E or A or S, but maybe future anime android Bingo is more complicated than that.
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Oct 21, 2017 21:54
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Can't believe no one opened the Readme files. ".Bat not the watchers." Right there in the design docs, all those warranties voided.
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Oct 22, 2017 16:07
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The Dark Id posted:
F-flower? Fetch me my brown trousers.
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Oct 22, 2017 20:05
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Ooooh! This is so much f-f-fun! The virus we planted has blOSsomed into a b-beautiful flower.
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I wouldn't put it past our dear Sith Lord Taro Yoko to have devised that with B2's memories in A2 that we reveal that her name is now ABBA and that the final boss is another rhythm game set to Dancing Queen.
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Oct 27, 2017 02:15
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Coughing Hobo posted:This is the single most important thing to happen in this entire LP. Definitely watch the recap video, because actually hearing the audio along with this moving picture really sells its impact. Did they actually doppler shift his jingle too?
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Oct 31, 2017 00:58
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Alpha3KV posted:If Emil is around when A2 meets Pascal, he can rather hilariously barge in on the scene:  Nevermind... I feel if I don't shop now I'll regret it later.
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Gullwhacker posted:...9S is lucky Pascal was too surprised to fight back against him in that abandoned ending, isn't he? I don't know what's coming, but I have a horrifying terrible thought that 9S in his next scenario has found another flight unit and is coming to attack the Engels still standing. Please tell me I'm wrong 
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Nov 23, 2017 03:02
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Makes you wish your own worst fears were the worst that would happen. I wish 9S railed another flight unit in Pascals face now.
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I just realized. I'm happy A2 didn't decide to wait around for Pascal to reboot and then convince him in his raw state to become her personal Engels Murderbot.
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Nov 23, 2017 22:35
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Bufuman posted:I knew Yoko Taro was at maximum How do you know this? I've seen this episode of Dragon Ball Z. He's still powering up. exploded mummy posted:It can't get any worse And now Namek is going to explode in 5 minutes, thanks a lot.
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Nov 24, 2017 11:57
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Trolley Problem? Problem Solved.
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Archenteron posted:*faint voice offstage* "...also sells their heads. As a weapon!" Their souls are for sale. They're more prized by a random merchant than their own father figure.
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