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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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From a few pages ago.
https://mobile.twitter.com/davidfrum/status/867575067743363072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Jun 4, 2011

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Lol one of the replies to that tweet

https://mobile.twitter.com/MJaMitchell/status/867610004609781761

Granted most I saw were positive, so maybe there is hope after all.:unsmith:

Zil fucked around with this message at 06:25 on May 25, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Xombie posted:

No matter how many "understanding Trump voters" articles I read, I still don't understand how someone can have the cognitive dissonance to think they are for "small government" when they literally want politicians to act without any accountability whatsoever, as long as it's their guy doing the kicking.

Detention centers? Lock em up! Pesky journalists? Beat them! Protestors? Traitors! It's so bizarre. What do they actually think is in the constitution? How does their brain even justify this?

It is tribal/team mentality. If you are not on my side, you are not equal to me and are not deserving of any rights.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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In a 5-4 ruling....

But for real, that is going to end up in the Supreme Court and will be very interesting under a Sessions run DOJ.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Grapplejack posted:

:stonk:

What on Earth could have brought this on? Why is he being so antagonistic towards the Germans? Did they deny him permits for a Casino back in the 90's?

Well Merkel did a public appearance earlier in the day with Obama. So that may have set his ego off a bit.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Captain Invictus posted:

Waco? Didn't we watch people die horrifically on live tv? Wasn't that when they started delaying video by like 30-60 seconds so they could cut stuff like that, or was it Budd Dwyer who caused that?

Budd and Christine most likely contributed.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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When will Killary's bloodlust be sated. Though I am sure that the fine upstanding journalists at Infowars will uncover the truth.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Yeah that won't stand up in court.

Also thanks for the thread title change.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Rigel posted:

This is the most Texas thing I've seen all year

https://twitter.com/nickpwing/status/867857557964169216

They had to pass that, the helicopters that were previously used for hunting were scaring the hogs away.

Also it is a whole lot better than the warfarin laced poison they were planning on using. The poison came with the requirement that the corpses had to be buried 20 feet underground to prevent it from making it into the food chain.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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GreyjoyBastard posted:

Feral piggies are a goddamn menace and lighter than air vehicles own / have excellent loiter capability.

There was also talk to allow kegs to be taken up in the balloons, so that should generate some interesting headlines.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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While wearing taped together glasses.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Republicans posted:

No just the gun. No need to be cute about it.

"So much for the tolerant left" he said as he slammed another reporter who was too slow on the draw.

Zil fucked around with this message at 07:06 on May 26, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Good. One of the best possible outcomes on our current timeline is a 25th amendment removal after Trump just starts disrobing in public.

If we get an Emperors new clothes situation out of this, it would make up for some of the terrible poo poo that has happened so far.

morcant posted:

iirc, in Red Son he was basically the best president ever and made tons of scientific and social advances.

Red Son Luthor 2020

Also in that story Superman was actually Lex's descendent sent back in time

Zil fucked around with this message at 14:17 on May 26, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ekster posted:

I don't think he's aware that Jesus was a swarthy brown Middle-Eastern Jew.

Teach the controversy.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Hollismason posted:

Whatever happened to Wendy Davis? I wouldn't mind voting for her in 2020. She seems to have some good policy history

She kind of ran out of steam when Abbot trounced her. To be honest can't think of any policies she was for besides being pro-choice. Her running almost seemed like a Dem me-too kind of thing.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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:orb:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Than the murders began

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Arrgytehpirate posted:

https://twitter.com/GeorgiaDirtRoad/status/869532635957252096

Where the gently caress did they get that number? Source ur quotes billboard

Does it say Atlasshrugs dot com at the bottom? Not to start a religious debate but ask them to do the numbers for Christians since then.

Zil fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 31, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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PT6A posted:

Imagine if you're the sort of deluded moron that takes that sort of thing seriously. I mean, the world must be a really loving frightening place when you're that incredibly stupid -- I can see how you'd vote for the Orange Strongman who's going to make everything better by magic, at that point.

The question is: why are there so many people who are so dangerously stupid?

Cuts to public education funding are more than just letting the rich keep their money. Uneducated masses make for a consistent voting base to exploit.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Fulchrum posted:

Trump being a pathetic excuse for a human being doesn't change that both have the same goddamn alpha male id.


LBJ stuffed ballot boxes unashamedly. He whipped out his dick and yelled at journalists who questioned him on Vietnam. He chased women without caring they were married and made other heads of state watch him on the toilet. He would not have been dumb enough to get in bed with the loving Russians, but if he had a way to cheat shamelessly to steal the election, he would. If he was pissed off at Italy, he'd give them the finger on camera and not give a poo poo.

Trump is absolutely LBJ if LBJ were completely loving brainless and a modern Republican. Id doesn't affect either of those things.

Can we just agree that LBJ was at least smarter than Trump? Both dickheaded ego monsters for sure, but Trump gives off the impression of someone failing upwards their whole life.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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nerox posted:

"Covfefe" needs to be the name of Trump's "Deep Throat"

Undyr Covfefe

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Boon posted:

That's quite the stretch... innocent people get lawyers... like as a right.

Just saying Hillary didn't have one for Benghazi.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ekster posted:

If you thought Bush was bad just wait until Trump has to deal with a serious catastrophe.

Can someone go ahead and get Kanye to record "Donald Trump does not care about people." Will most likely come in handy down the road.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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BlackIronHeart posted:

Hey, that's my rep! I sent this dumb motherfucker an email and I'll try my best to call his office as a follow up.

Ask him his stance on Jesus' time in the wilderness and the conversation he had with Satan while there. Something about not testing God or something like that. Plus the many mentions of humans being shepherds of the earth spread through the bible.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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weekly font posted:

lol the bitch broke his Starbucks boycott I guess.

Does anyone else think he looks a little bit like a young long haired Paul Ryan?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Mustached Demon posted:

gently caress Hillary chat.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Shukaro posted:

Hillary would have won if she was a cyborg

Not going to lie, being able to salute a cyborg president would be pretty cool.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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ReidRansom posted:

Here is a news so you will all shut up about that person

https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/870071829431320576

The second amendment is the only one that comes first for the Trump administration. Also this seems like a great way for the NYT to rack up another win court.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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In a twist of fate, discovered to have voted illegally by Pence's task force and is deported.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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dead comedy forums posted:

dude when somebody publicly advocates "race realism", homosexual discrimination, xenophobia, reaction to women's rights, hanging of muslims and a good ol' dose of antisemitism

they are not exactly people to be swayed by reason and diplomatic conversation

as an aside, other countries come crashing down hard whenever there is a gently caress that spouses racist diatribes and arrest them, but i am a filthy foreigner and i will never understand how the gently caress your first amendment is so precious to allow rich white people poo poo on everybody and promote violence against everybody

Problem is, if the US went that route we would just be increasing the Aryan Brotherhoods membership for them. In nearly all prisons nation wide and I can see them loving having someone locked up for hate speech join them.

Now if there were some kind therapy program they went through to get them to view where their real anger should be aimed at, the upper crust rich.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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ReidRansom posted:

That's not trolling, that's a threat. Trump isn't delivering on his promises.

Maybe Pee Tape is not long behind if Trump continues to displease his overlord.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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business hammocks posted:

Everyone who wants a gun should learn how to make bombs instead. Those are how you win a civil war.

*FBI agents begin furiously screenshotting*

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Mystic Mongol posted:

It's literally their job to clap.

If they don't clap the bomb collars go off.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Mind_Taker posted:

Is it really as simple as wanting to undo everything Obama did out of spite?

STAC Goat posted:

That's like the closest thing the Trump Administration has to a doctrine.

So we are dealing with a Bizarro Obama situation. We need to find a way to get Obama to join the Republican party and start pushing for more coal/guns/god

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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-Blackadder- posted:

How are the black lung disease levels in modern coal mining anyway?

Seems like a job people would want to avoid.

Still about the same and Trump wants to/has cut funding to the program that was set up specifically for Black Lung treatment.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Furnaceface posted:

My favourite part of thinking into the future is that at some point a group of historians is going to be assigned to reading through the Something Awful Forums during the pre and post Trump era.

Someone is going to do their doctoral thesis on what arzying truly means.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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voltroon posted:

First the Scandanavians, now this. I'm excited to watch every European leader dunk on Trump for the next four years.

Watch all of the EU leaders get a Nobel prize for not being Trump.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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enraged_camel posted:

The only reason he called her directly is because he wants to gently caress her.

When the president grabs a pussy, it is not a crime.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Alter Ego posted:

If Trump finds out he can use executive privilege to stop Comey testifying, he will absolutely try it. It'll piss off Congress something fierce, but I fully expect John McCain to just be "deeply disturbed" or "very troubled" or whatever the hell he is these days.

Someone needs to send McCain and thesaurus with all of the synonyms for troubling or disturbed easily marked. Just so he has something else to use in his comments.

I would also like to see a YouTube compilation of all of the times a GOP never has said those two words in response to something Trump did.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Peg everything to Bitcoin

Think we would do the peso or rmb before we got that desperate.

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