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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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And as per usual, our thread motto and how we're all going to feel on the morning of June 9th

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Still getting emails that are convinced that Labour are going to win Portsmouth South. I really don't think they're going to personally, as the Tories have been properly hammering the election material round here

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Total Meatlove posted:

Penny Mourdant and Flick Drummond are not the most popular MPs, and the current policy of not being seen at all isn't doing either of them many favours. The majority here last time was slim in Portsmouth South @ 5000 or so, but was complicated by the overall swing to the Tories, the Lib Dems, and Mike Jackson loving a Russian spy on the navy base making 2015s result a little anamolous. Southsea is very much a hippy town and despite the money, I could see it being a Labour gain.

It'd take a much bigger swing to oust Mourdant at about 6 points but the Scottish navy bases bribe still sticks in people's craw and Paulsgrove being abandoned won't help, especially if there's an increased youth turnout.

Fareham would vote for a scarecrow in a blue rosette, and the further north you go towards Petersfield (East Hampshire) from here the worse it gets.

I think the Tories are genuinely worried about losing South again due to the sheer amount of material they're sending. Labour's strategy seems to be "look what the Lib Dems did last time" and sucking up floating voters that way. It's an intriguing race

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Seaside Loafer posted:

So big fat bloaty megalomaniac decides destroying world is good thing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40127326

What will be the PM's reaction?

"Will you kindly gently caress off, I'm thinking about Brexit prole"

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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dex_sda posted:

Also. It's looking like Labour decided to band around Corbyn finally and suddenly having a relatable, nice bloke who isn't getting stabbed in the back... works???

Imagine what it would be like if it had been this way for the last six months, let alone since he became leader

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Pissflaps posted:

I haven't had a single person knock on my door and beg for my vote so far. Disappointed.

I've only had Labour this time out, and only the Lib Dems last time. A lot of leaflets though

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Three Lib Dem leaflets, two Labour and one Tory since Tuesday. Lib Dems scrapping their hearts away

1st June 1812, U.S. President James Madison asks the Congress to declare war on the United Kingdom

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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I think if we wanted a military dictatorship, we'd probably need a fully staffed and funded military

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Guavanaut posted:

Many of the countries that had them never had that before it happened.

Somehow lots of them got something like that during it though.

it was more a comment on the general shoddy state of our military rather than an actual assessment of their capability of carrying out an sort of coup. Seriously, a lot of the barracks, RAF and Navy facilities I visit are on the verge of falling down

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Todd Terje is the loving man

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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TACD posted:

This entire set is pretty :krad:, you can jump to any moment and it's straight awesome.


ok that's freaky because that's exactly what I'm listening to right now and have been for the past half hour

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/870751543431180289

And replying to this with "for a fat loving idiot, this is a new level of inane shithousery. Now kindly gently caress off and keep loving off forever, you total fuckwit" got me another twitter lock. Politics is fun!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Again, I'm legit shocked that Gary Lineker has become this country's moral compass, but also kind of proud

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Al-Saqr posted:

Paul Joseph Watson

you mean this oval office?

https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/870716328780247041

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Rigged Death Trap posted:

Whys he look like hes about to erupt into a blubbering pouty stream of tears

because he works for Alex "I'm not Bill Hicks, but I will tell grieving parents their children weren't killed in a massacre because it was totally fake to their face" Jones, so it's to be expected

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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In regards to the poll, despite having 657 total votes cast the Misc. Far Right Fash are outgaining the Scottish Tories, but as is everyone else

ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jun 2, 2017

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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The exit poll's released pretty much as soon as the polls close right? I know I asked this before, but I don't think I cared as much before this election and I need to know if I have to call in sick on the Friday because I've been up all night yelling at my TV

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/WeahsCousin/status/870747044578807809

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/870959794332590081

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/870965131043377152

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Miftan posted:

50k, three meals and a roof? I know some people who would kill for that!

better than being on benefits anyway

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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jabby posted:

IDS on World at One suggesting that when May was talking new laws she meant revising TPIMs to be more like the old control orders.

How the gently caress is this suspension of campaigning in any way?

they're not the only ones

https://twitter.com/bbc5live/status/871340680060297216

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/NAUGHTONTish/status/871098153558257664

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/Yuckband/status/871385342401708034

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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https://twitter.com/samblackledge/status/871446541084569601

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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kindly gently caress off, then when you've hosed off, gently caress off some more and when you've hosed off there keep loving off until there is nowhere left for you to gently caress off to. And then keep loving off

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Jose posted:

thats got to be the weirdest meltdown ever in these threads

terrorist attacks tend to bring the weirdos in

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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hakimashou posted:

If there is any silver lining to these tragic horrors, maybe it will be that whoever wins the election Britain will greatly bolster its police forces.

lol no, the Tories will keep sacking police until the deficit is gone

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Oberleutnant posted:

Cops can be good people, but all cops are bastards.

well my dad was a cop and wasn't a bastard

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Slough's been Labour since 1997, but our... poo poo I don't live there any more... their MP is standing down this time around. That shithouse Gervais is from Reading, and can go gently caress himself

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Tesseraction posted:

I was just making a joke about The Office tbh. But still at least Gervais is supporting the Right Choice here.

I know, but I've had a really lovely day with jobs taking an hour longer than they should and then getting stuck on the Isle Of Wight until half six

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Tesseraction posted:

Yikes mate, sorry to hear that

was originally due back at 5, but I pushed it back to 6 as I was getting behind. Ended up getting to Fishbourne just after 5 and then the 6pm ferry was delayed by 45 minutes

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Gonzo McFee posted:

I said votes. I'm under no illusions that the election will be decided on youth turnout and that's a big gamble.

However we were talking about the importance of visuals to politics. And since the last election was decided on Ed Miliband looking like a loving geek who couldn't eat a bacon sandwich, got shouted down by a shampoo saleswoman and stuttered saying "Hell yeah I'm tough enough" to Paxman I don't think that you can underestimate the power of visuals. Looking like you can do the job is a huge part of getting the job, especially amongst the young who need enthusiasm and excitement to get involved.

"Look the part, be the part, motherfucker"

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Woah, someone call a nuclear technician, because someone's having a meltdown

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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Good old UKIP, labelling Islam as an evil cult

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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God lord, nearly 10 pieces of election material delivered today, the Tories will probably hold Portsmouth South but they're acting like they're going to lose it

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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UrbicaMortis posted:

I got bombed with leaflets today as well. Weirdly most of them were for UKIP who are definitely not going to win Bristol South.

The worst was the one mocked up to look like it was written direct from Theresa May's private office but looked really poo poo. Also, only two of the dozens of Tory drops have actually named the candidate standing here, and I have not seen one window poster or placard for the Tories

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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May was in Slough today, which has voted roughly 45%-50% for Labour and 30%-35% Tory since 1997, and the majority in 2015 was 7,400. However, the incumbent MP is stepping down so maybe they can play on Slough voting Leave to try and wrest the seat back but history shows something different. Eton and Slough was a Labour seat from it's creation in 1950 except for one term, went Tory when Eton was kicked into what is now May's constituency but the majority dwindled each election until 1992 when the Tories held it by 514 votes. Slough is in no way a marginal, that's always had a history of leaning predominantly Labour

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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So let's see how the papers are looking with one day to go

https://twitter.com/SunApology/status/872205624423047168

gently caress sake

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



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jabby posted:

The point is it's not a new attack, nor a shocking revelation. In fact it's much weaker than some of the stuff already thrown at him, merely accusing him of speaking at a rally that was attended by some unpleasant people. For anyone who has seen the size of the rallies he speaks at currently it's not going to change many Labour voting minds.

it's magnified in the wake of the weekend though, and even if it's wishy washy bullshit, it's going to resonate with some Scum readers even if the follow-up story inside said "sorry, this headline is bullshit, here's what actually happened"

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