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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

I know I'm going to SAY I'll only watch the exit poll at 10pm, then what I actually will do is spend all night watching what little hope I have for this country have a fresh pile curled out on it.

Then I'll look at the migration guidelines for various other countries.

Then I'll look at my bank account and realize I can barely afford to live here, let alone another country.

Then I'll weep.

I did this 8/11/16.

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Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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nopantsjack posted:

You can't choose between Labour and the Conservatives in this election? Genuinely? And you pay attention to politics? You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

I felt this way about all the Serious Centrists in America who kept wringing their hands about Clinton after the conventions.

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botany posted:

Why wouldn't you just be automatically registered by virtue of being a citizen of the UK and thus eligible to vote? You have a census, so in theory your government should have that information anyway, no?

Friend, never ask about voting in the US works

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Funny to see Tower Hamelts in the news after my wife has been making me watch Chewing Gum

Rygar201
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WeAreTheRomans posted:

I remember in the US elections (2012 IIRC) when Republicans were outraged that Democrats were supplying buses to bring senior citizens to the polls. Apparently this was a very anti-democratic thing to do. I think they were Jewish seniors which explains something

You will find republicans who outright say that people who don't pay tax shouldn't vote. Sometimes they go one farther and say their should be poll taxes, and literacy tests, like the good old days!

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Guavanaut posted:

If we had voting machines instead of this archaic nonsense then there'd be no need for the fast count and G4S could just tell us who won the day before the election.

Voting machines are the worst, take it from us. Paper ballots are more secure, by far.

Unless you are Florida of course but, honestly, those people could gently caress up wet dreams.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Does every thread have a pissflaps? Is he a loving franchise or something

Yes, AFAIK

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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UrbicaMortis posted:

If the SNP let a tory government happen when they could have stopped it, they will be destroyed.

Hopefully with fire

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Why do the Sinn Fein folks even stand for election, if they never do anything and will never do anything?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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So, is it the Youth Wot Won It? Have those takes began yet?

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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This whole election has felt like an arc from the Thick of It, and it has been awesome to watch from over here. As a distraction from L'Affaire de Russe and the ongoing dumpster fire in the White House.

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ro5s posted:

She is a tory

:golfclap:

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BigRed0427 posted:

I've seen this in the wild in the states. Also applied to why We as westerners have no right to criticize Chencya and what the do with their gay population. Also it's all lies to make Russia look bad.

Man, I can't get over the incredible amount of ostensible leftists who in CE 2017 will still leap to the Russian Federation's defense with the most absurd Whataboutisms

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I blame political cartoonists for continuing to label hammer and sickle wielding bears as Russia

Too right. I guess no one would pick up on dirty syringes though?

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Jan 26, 2011
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TheRat posted:

Glenn Greenwald had the time of his life last night retweeting a bunch of old JK Rowling tweets. It was glorious.

Greenwald is a choad, but that's funny anyway. Good for him.

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pumpinglemma posted:

Is there any actual advantage to seizing vacant homes over just relegalising squatting besides gently caress The Oligarchs?

Pissing off rich pricks is Good in Itself

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Congress is much more polite than Parliament, most of the time.

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Guavanaut posted:

I agree with the nice Guardian liberals. The people who were unofficially subletting or couch surfing at Grenfeld should get rehoused there too.

I like how this dude is trying to make out like it was just slum lords all the way down

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
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Man the DUP have some brass ones, don't they?

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communism bitch posted:

You may as well write a regulation that states "the building shall not burn down, having regard to the use and position of the building".

Eh, not really. Merely that the materials shall resist the spread of fire. The cladding in the tower most assuredly did not.

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communism bitch posted:

I've never seen The Thick of It. I saw maybe the first 5 minutes of it once and it just seemed like witless sweary poo poo being sweary for the sake of it.

Errybody talks about it like it's the second coming of Yes, Minister though. Maybe I need to give it a proper go.

Capaldi is loving stellar in it. It's funny to contrast it to his take on the Doctor.

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kustomkarkommando posted:

The DUPs success at the polls is because they are inflexible tough talkers who refuse to wind their neck in.

We are still a pretty low level DUP theatrics. Next would probably be all their MPs skipping the queens speech for a day or something

The crisis before the current crisis at stormont they had all their ministers resign except one, then had them continually retake their jobs and resign again in a never ending circle of resignation

Parliamentary Politics is truly the best :allears:

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jBrereton posted:

Arlene's foster's whole schtick is "the ra tried to kill my dad and me" so I doubt they will ever work with Corbyn tbh

Did they deserve it?

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Pochoclo posted:

The only valid identity politics are those centered around the identity of the proletariat, comrade

:ussr:

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jBrereton posted:

She was of roughly ariana grande concertgoer age when the IRA blew up a schoolbus she was in so I doubt it.

yeah, that's not a good look. I had to ask though since the impression I had was that basically everyone in the DUP was involved with unionist paramilitaries in one way or another

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Bedshaped posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDcqvFz3l4

Both sides did heinously lovely things. Since the whole thing emerged out of a civil rights movement for catholic rights I'm more likely to side with the oppressed than the oppressors.

yeah I read a lot of stuff about the Troubles on wikipedia (I know) after reading about how the DUP might prop up the Tories.

The takeaway for me was that both sides were bad, but the IRA was less bad.

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Regarde Aduck posted:

Our food is great. We took the best bits of European food and removed the excess bullshit. The thing about European food is an intense desire to hide the actual taste of whatever the base is. You're not supposed to taste the beef or chicken. We find this weird. Our detractors call us bland. The only European food worth a drat is Italian who understand that food should be fun, not pomp. Everyone else, including the US who just stole everything and uses a knife and fork to cut steak up into tiny pieces before consumption and no one should ever accept their wisdom or advice on food ever, you can all piss off.

Man, if the secret to English cuisine is under flavoring meats then, uh, no wonder it has the reputation it has.

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Jan 26, 2011
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feedmegin posted:

Hey shutting the government down over budgets works just great in the US

Up until recently it lead to big electoral losses for Republicans, so yeah it was pretty good.

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OwlFancier posted:

I mean I guess I would probably set the target in the middle of the antarctic or something, something where, if you export it, it's not going to look like an aggressive attack if it goes off target.

Wouldn't nuking the Antarctic have some pretty serious repercussions for human civilization?

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Cerebral Bore posted:

Dunno about the bolded part, she did employ the people who managed to run a worse campaign than Donald loving Trump, after all.

She won more votes. Her campaign was generally competent. The campaign that beat them had the advantages of Republican state governments suppressing the vote, the Russian hacking and propaganda operations, and the FBI director allowing himself to be used in an ultimately baseless smear against her at the 11th hour, and they still came up shy in the final tally. Too bad the need to compromise with slave state delegates at the constitutional convention has saddled us with the Electoral College system.


Basically, our system is loving awful. It's awful to the benefit of the Republicans though, and changing it is nigh impossible.

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Cerebral Bore posted:

lol jesus gently caress no, Hillary's campaign was not competent. If you want to see what a competent campaign looks like, you might want to look up a certain Absolute Boy.


You say this, yet the outcomes aren't much different. The Democrats picked up seats in both chambers of Congress but do not hold a majority in either, and Clinton is not the chief executive not due to lack of enthusiasm among her supporters, but how our country allocates electoral votes. If if I am not mistaken, Labour didn't receive a majority of votes cast either, whereas Clinton did.

Again, our system is loving poo poo and the Clinton campaign wasn't perfect. I just don't understand the desire to solely blame Clinton herself for the loss given that there were so many obvious things outside of her control that affected the outcome. Mass voter suppression first and foremost, then swiftly followed by the Russian influence campaign.

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learnincurve posted:

May literally employed Stewart and Malcom from the thick of it without irony.

Weren't they some of the only competent, if morally suspect, characters? Or I am being deceived by my fondness for Capaldi and his portrayal of Tucker?

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CptAwesome posted:

Yeah wheras Stewart was a nonsense spewing new age buzzword type trying to modernise the Not-Tories which is probably about as competent as a decision as calling a general election then hiding from the public.

The scene where he and Mannion discuss Mannion leaving his shirt untucked was loving priceless though.

I think my favorite Stewart episode is the one where Mannion and Nichola are doing a radio program together and proceed to gently caress it up at every corner and it ends with Maclom and Stewart deciding to issue joint statements calling them both imbeciles

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

If there's one good thing about Trump winning over Clinton, it's that Clinton probably wouldn't be as willing to tell Turkey to gently caress off in quite so many unique and wonderful ways.
Sometimes the people he appoints do decent things in areas he doesn't care about. This will change when Trump Tower Istanbul gets going though

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That's a good one form Farage, to be fair.

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JFairfax posted:

It would barely qualify as a brexit and would be loving idiotic, we would have to be subject to all the rules without being able to be a part of forming them.

I'm coming to the opinion that soft brexit would be worse than a hard brexit.

Best of all would be staying in but a soft brexit will just be pointless.

...how? One would be ruinous for your economy and incredibly hard on EU nationals in Britain, while the other would just result in less influence in Europe.

That seems like a leap to me.

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Lord_Adonis posted:

What are my obligations with regards to actions that took place before my birth and enfranchisement?

You could try whining about being associated with them less, that's a good start.

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Lord_Adonis posted:

I did not choose to be associated with them. Also, it does not give people license to be abusive about my nationality.

The first point is irrelevant. As to the second, if you think someone on SA making a quip about the British Empire is abusive then you must be living quite the charmed life.

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It is though, in all possible worlds you post like a wanker.

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Gum posted:

The difficulty of comparing stuff to the US election is that under pretty much any other system Clinton would have been declared the clear winner

drat right.



So, is anyone important going to face any real risk of prison as a result of the Grenfell Tower blaze?

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