System Metternich posted:

I wonder for what purposes you'd need a stock photo like this

Jerry Cotton posted:

What if someone is too ugly?

Blendy posted:

I used to work at a comic shop back in college and sometimes had to run the magic gaming nights. This one guy Bill was aug city. We banned him from sitting next to anyone under 16 because he'd try to tell the kids what cards to pick in the draft so he could get better cards. One of his ex roommates told us they kicked him out after he'd repeatedly leave for weekends to go back to his mom's house to play magic with his brother, because during those weekends he'd lock the router in his room and queue up terabytes of anime porn torrents essentially keeping everyone else from being able to even check their email. He left piles of trash every time he was in the store.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

yes, PLEASE. I have no stories, but would read the gently caress out of that.

areyoucontagious posted:

It exists! Although these days it's mostly a cj about how cool people's role playing games are. You'll find someone dropped 5000 words about their awesome fake elf on the regular.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3460258

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The keming really kills me.

grittyreboot posted:

I play DnD at a comic book store. It's mostly OK, but the DM has to put a sign out telling people they will be banned if they try to rape other characters.

chitoryu12 posted:

He had a really nerdy son as well who was in my grade, and I mean turbo nerd. Nasally voice, curly red hair, glasses, acne, etc.

We Know Catheters posted:

Why do all people who get a lot of cosmetic surgery always look the same? Puffy cheeks and small eyes.

MageMage posted:

It said nothing about biker clothes in the video, but racial and sexual comments. Three suicides have happened in that district due to bullying. Good on those bikers.

text me a vag pic posted:

shut the gently caress up you loving idiotss

Rayjenkins posted:

Onions are like dogs.

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/

treiz01 posted:

Yeah, I'm sure that she had to leave because her boyfriend was coming to get her and not because this guy is a huge loving creep...

THIRD RED FLAG lol

quote:

Imagine if “Jennifer” wrote this:
A little background. I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 5 years, though it's currently long distance.

Last fall I started working at a nonprofit through a fellowship. I normally get along well with everyone, and really enjoyed the office. I got trained by my boss, a manager there who has seemed very friendly since I started, perhaps too friendly. He started texting me outside of work early on, but it was always nice and nonthreatening, mostly about tv. We would sometimes go to happy hour together and he even invited me to lunch with his mom when she was visiting. It was a little weird, but I want to make a good impression, and I get the feeling like he doesn’t really have any friends at work. It must be hard for a manager, and maybe it’s easier to talk to me because I’m here through a fellowship? I know, slightly naïve, but I had high hopes for this and I tried very hard to never talk about my personal life.
A few months after I started working here I was concerned that my boss might be developing a bit of a crush, so I let it drop that I was in a long-term relationship. He didn’t seem phased so I figured it was all in my head. Well, two weeks ago our parent group was hosting a fundraising gala. My boss asked if I would like to go, and I said yes because I assumed it was a professional event. My boyfriend was visiting that weekend but he understands that work events are important, this fellowship is only for a year after all. Well then I get a call from my boss asking when he should pick me up? I was pretty shocked, this is a work event, not a date. I honestly thought about cancelling, but my boyfriend said it was probably just miscommunication and I should go. He agreed to drive me and drop me off, and to stay in the general area in case things got weird and I had to call him.

Things got weird. When I got there my boss was pretty standoffish and acting like he expected an apology. He definitely thought this was a date. We were talking to a couple and he was acting like we were all on a group date, so I excused myself to call my boyfriend to pick me up. I waited in the bathroom for another five minutes to minimize the time I had to spend with him. My boyfriend was so worried he came into the gala with shorts on, and was immediately insulted by my boss. I just wanted to get out of there. My boss even asked me to text him when I got home safe. Safe from what? I was with my boyfriend.

Holy poo poo, I’m getting angry writing this. But you see what I’m talking about right? He completely rubbed me the wrong way. Anyway, he kept sending me text messages saying he was worried, but I ignored them because he was creeping me out. Then he send this insane message detailing how upset he was with how I was treating him and how I thought my boyfriend was exerting too much control over me. Of course I didn’t reply. On Monday I confronted him first thing in the morning. Before he had a chance to say anything, I told him he made me uncomfortable and I just want to finish my last two months of fellowship without any contact that is not necessary for work.

This was about two weeks ago. I was really scared at first, but then thought things had died down. Well today I found out he posted an insane screed on reddit about how my boyfriend was abusive! TL/DR: My boss is sexually harassing me and accusing my boyfriend of abuse. Do I need a lawyer? How do I file a complaint?

Somfin posted:

Now, to be fair, I have been that lovely of a human at a few points in my life. I have misread situations that badly and assumed the worst while being completely oblivious to the other person's feelings. I have been that deeply in denial about the nature of my desired relationship with another person. I have seen an entire friendship go up in smoke in a single night because I was too pushy.

In my defence, I was less than half this person's age at the time, had zero authority, and didn't post about it online as if I was in the right.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I guess it's a movement to fight discrimination against muscular people?

Randaconda posted:

how are you this bad at shaving






























Palate cleanser, from a dude who's cool and good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuoPHc1B1M

in case that's not enough: https://i.imgur.com/lhE2Q5r.mp4

cyberia posted:

All the times I've seen this picture I've never noticed the second dong-cake on the right

Randaconda posted:

ear guy

throw to first drat IT posted:

Wish we could have tumblr.txt thread again but making fun of fat people triggers goons too much.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I just realized one of the reasons I basically don't know anything about children's cartoons these days is that they're on during times when I'm at work or asleep.

e: What I'm saying is people who are into cartoons should get a job instead.

oldpainless posted:

What the hell is this poo poo

Lime Tonics posted:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah it's against the law to have three blowjob queens in the same place.

Randaconda posted:

Sponge Baathist posted:

that man looks tired

your friend a dog posted:

:iamafag:

NonzeroCircle posted:

Looks like valium staining around his mouth which would pretty much explain everything in that photo

Sludge Tank posted:

I'm on Team Awg

Arcsquad12 posted:

Perhaps he was dictating!

Randaconda posted:

guy with baig fake wang

Teddybear posted:

Honestly, it's probably best for everyone if he keeps trying to have the baby with the robot. It'll... it'll be better for society in the end, I suppose.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, goon, if you're reading this (and you might be!), I don't forget poo poo like this. You've officially creeped out both of us, and I can't promise I'll respond to any of your pm's in the future.

Slugnoid posted:

i can stick my tongue in my sinus and lick the back of my nostrils

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think we need a rule against homegrown, because it's surprisingly hard for most of the internet to compete with goons.

BiggerBoat posted:

I can suck my own cock.

Slugnoid posted:

pics

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

GE Cafe (on left, with Ron Jeremy on the right)

beato posted:

Burt Sexual posted:

i wonder if that stinks more or less than a furry con?

Iron Crowned posted:

I often wonder how people can become that fat. I mean, I know I'm fat, but it's because I'm lazy, drink too much beer, and eat too many pizzas, but that poo poo is like next level fat, like there's some concerted effort into acquiring mass.