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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

That DICK! posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/879828637733793793

I just finished this amazing healthcare bill, but this tweet is too short to contain the details

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 23:31

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Mr. Sharps posted:

is this a fermats last theorem ref

Yes

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 02:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Turdfuzz posted:

MCCONNELL

If Nancy Pelosi was running this poo poo, we would all be dead right now, I mean until Lieberman hosed it all up, and we were all downgraded to comatose

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 02:42

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Raskolnikov38 posted:

goddamnit you motherfuckers dont damage the battlefield

It would be thematically appropriate for civil war 2 to start at Gettysberg

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 02:44

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879889902275526656

TRUMP

So is he trying to speedrun the Nixon and Reagan admins at the same time?

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:39

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Chris James 2 posted:

Kansas goons, it is your duty to show up with "Get a brain! Moran" sign

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/879889503082696704

no leaks right? we�re all family here

Evan McMuffin knows all of the poo poo Trump did

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 03:44

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/879897164771622914

congrats, Lindsey!

Did they say it was Gulen?

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 04:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

costume is important for command and control

yall realize that the US / western world is p much the peak in terms of military proess, and yall grew up playing death dealing videogames in part because military is an integral part of our society!

blue hat ain't ~bad~

There is a reason they dropped that poo poo ASAP after WWI started and all of the officers were super easy to kill

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 05:48

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

radical meme posted:

When is Twitter going to go bankrupt, can't wait.

Its gonna be awesome when Trump tries to nationalize Twitter

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 20:30

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/880237514522587136

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:35

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/verge/status/880208135142727681

why

So, he got the contract to build out the next subway phase?

Are we acting like subways are groundbreaking technology now, just because Elon Musk is doing it?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:38

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

passionate dongs posted:

its uh, not quite a subway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5V_VzRrSBI

Wow, thats way dumber than a subway, you're right.

Did you ever want all of the cost of an underground freeway, but without the throughput?

Are you sure that isn't a Dahir Inshaat video?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Duscat posted:

trains?

NO WE CAN'T BUILD TRAINS

trains all have to DISRUPT THE gently caress out of everything, forty bill ui io ioi ndc AAAAAARRRGH

Luckily LA has already passed a giant loving tax over the next 40 years to build out and maintain (and upgrade) our public transit and road networks. I think its like almost a billion a year, just for LA county

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:49

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

VectorSigma posted:

so get this: your car rides an elevator underground and then rides another car in the tunnel

neat huh

"Could we do ramps to increase throughput?"
"No, very slow elevators only!"

"You think we could do something to help out people who can't afford a car? Maybe like stuff for busses?"
"No, Teslas only. Poors can walk"

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:52

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Duscat posted:

OH NO NOT MONEY PAYED TOWARDS A THING

JESUS CHRIST WILL AVENGE THIS TRAVESTY SIXTYFOLD UPON SIXTYFOLD

http://theplan.metro.net/
https://www.metro.net/projects/reports/

It passed with over 71% of voters being in favor of it

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:55

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Ekster posted:

the 'thing' that happened in the 2016 US election and is in fact happening throughout the world is people being fed up at milquetoast neoliberalism and voting outside the mainstream on both the left and the right

maybe we can try fascism and communism out again in WW3, except this time with nukes

Well, except for France where the moderate neoliberal party wrecked everyone

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 18:20

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Holy shot, I just read the WSJ Flynn article

Lock him up

Lock him up

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Also, I'm in DC, should I protest at the WH or congress tomorrow?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Squizzle posted:

i missed it, link?????

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:31

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/880645067698032640

Hahaha no you wouldn't.

"We'd rather be covering celebrity gossip, but you assholes turned that into politics :argh:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

cumshitter posted:

my mother was a doc and left several books around the house about hitlers doctor and basically by the end of the war hitler was hopped up on meth all the tie and would walk into his generals meetings and spend hours obsessing over the placement of gun and soldier figurines on a map like a meth addict playing wharammer 20k by mail. and the generals would wait until he left so they could get back to war business

The History Channel had a mini-series called "High Hitler" all about him and all of the crazy shot he was on

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:52

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Yinlock posted:

the history channel becoming the Hitler & Aliens Channel was not the direction i expected it to go

Better than the loggers and ripping off poor people for antique channel it is now

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 06:01

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Mayor Dave posted:

hi im a japanese teenage girl but im also a vampire and i have a crush on my masculine but nonthreatening teacher

Hi Powerball

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 06:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

tithin posted:

So what's the deal with Martian child slave colonies

AND what's the deal with space plane food? Tang? that's not food, that's a sound. And don't get me started on astronaut icecream

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 06:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I'm in DC for a wedding, and after spending the morning yelling at the outside of congress, we all went to National Art Museum and ran into the Notorious RBG in the modern art wing with a bunch of clerks and security guards.

Didn't get a picture, but I'll see if any of my cousins got one

Also, humidity sucks, dry heat is better

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:04

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

is she lookin' well?
ma' party is eyein that sc seat like a pack o wolves

She looks about as good as my grandmother did at that age, and she lived to be 94

We didn't go up to her and talk with her because we felt it would too stalkery

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:07

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

Also CA might end up with a Dem v Dem governor race which could be catastrophic for downticket GOP house members in CA

Almost a certainty, but I can't see anyone beating Newsome unless they find a dead hooker in his trunk or something

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:12

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

That DICK! posted:

instead of giving the elderly care, maybe we should just let them all die so they stop voting??? hello????

Or give them care, but steal their houses after they die :britain:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/880917801887817734

Surprised they aren't blaming this on Millennials too

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:44

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So are past the news dump time?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:47

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

angerbeet posted:

anonymous sources say yes

Fake pubes! Sad!

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:48

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Gringostar posted:

next family meal casually drop "piss tape real" and see where it leads

My dad would probably laugh a lot

Same with my sister's fiancee

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Orkin Mang posted:

academic elites? lol like who. western culture doesnt have public academics anymore, unless u count chucklefucks like degrasse tyson or lol dawkins (and whatever happened to that guy). and bill nye the science guy doesnt count

Dawkins went super far up his own rear end, so he no longer appeals to normal people

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I can't remember if posted it in this thread, but remember when people were projecting all of that stuff onto the front of Trump's hotel?

The EPA HQ is the building across the street :lol:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:03

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

cumshitter posted:

youre not fooling me dove plus men. im still going to hang out in the male grooming products aisle and shout "GAYYYYYYY GAY-G-G-GAYYYY-GAYYY-GAYYYY-GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like that airhorn sound effect radio people use every time i see a man pick up one of your products

Hey, if you don't want to be vain as tuck and look good, that's your problem :coal:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Vertical Lime posted:

trump was right

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/880924467127615488

I'm gonna blame Jeff Lord for this

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:07

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

TwoStepBoog posted:

hey another late news story

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/30/tillerson-has-second-argument-with-trump-aide-240160

Resign you fucker

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 05:13

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

Tillerson is happily destroying state.

Trump is just forcing him to destroy it a bit more than he wants.

Tillerson is an old school neocon who just wants to use the government to line his pockets and that of his friends. He doesn't want to destroy the government or our foreign reach because it helps make him more money

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 05:17

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

You guys see that lawfare post?

Yes, its all insanely tucked and I have to imagine Mueller will be talking to him very soon about testifying

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 05:55

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