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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


lazorexplosion posted:

Female college rommate. What should I do?

So I was looking for a roommate online for the next college year. A female has contacted me and wants to share the apartment with me. As I am an incel it would be extremely frustrating for me to live with a female of my age. I have few options and if I refuse her I might be alone in my room the whole year like I was last year. All I did is study and watch porn as it was the time before I found this subreddit (I was going throught the process of becoming a beta provider, I know I was bluepilled thinker) Also one normie guy contacted me but is not very interested and I have little options. The problem is I can not afford to live alone. Normie or female? What will it be? I found myself in an interesting situation. Never had any contact with a female and now I have to live with her? One more thing I dont know the guy or the female as I have no friends. Just found them online. UPDATE- The female is above average looking. That makes it even worse.

leave your door open

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



lmao I like how half the "negative" characteristics of his strawpeople are actually good, reasonable things

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


1500quidporsche posted:

Have you considered going outside and doing poo poo other than sitting on a computer?

Also being new to this incel topic are you trolling or being serious? I'm finding it difficult to tell which.

He's posting quotes from the subreddit dum-dum

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


SciFiDownBeat posted:

the worst thing for him is the best thing for some starving kid in africa

if this guy were posting in E/N several years ago, he would unironically say that his life was worse than a darfur war orphan

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

You should have offered to show her your wand.

can't hagrid not use a wand, or his wand is all tiny and hosed up or something? i feel like there's an analogy there

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fruit on the bottom posted:

He also used it to pork a preteen boy.

ahahahaha beautiful

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

No, I mean there will always be jobs because we'll make sure there are jobs. Cleaning litter, gardening, whatever. You can't govern if people are paying attention.

Counterpoint: Donald Trump is president

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i like that posted:

I'm not much of a porn watcher. Is piss play that common in mainstream stuff for incels to think that's what typical sex is like? Or is this some sort of psychological defense (women don't want love and kindness, it's their nature to desire be brutalized by alphas despite what they say etc). I thought it belonged in a fetish category.

I think it's the latter. Until the pee tape gets released, then Christian conservatives will bring watersports into the mainstream

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

Yes they're deserving of mockery but is there any truth in the incel worldview at all?

The earth-shattering proposition that attractive men get more attention from women than unattractive men

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


im permabanned poster stacystomper58. i first started reading r/incel when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "incel" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "canthal tilt" and "i love making GBS threads inside chad's short midface" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing chad's dick in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal inceldom. im now on dick lengthening drugs. i always wondered what the kind of "pathetic" style of incel dogma was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and manchild syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" r/incel to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Barudak posted:

As discussed, its Calvanism but with sex.

Except they're overtly angry at God

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Barudak posted:

There is a type of calvanism called double determinism where certain people are, at birth, condemened to eternal damnation. It was used to support extremely hosed up atrocities in Africa.

Where calvanists and incels diverge is that incels can steal salvation; if they can either work up the effort for crime or change society they can have what birthright denies them.

Right, but even if you're one of the eternally damned, doesn't Calvinism still say you should suck it up because God works in mysterious ways? These guys think they're one of the damned, but they're also really pissed at God for damning them

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Kullik posted:

lol they are comparing themselves to kids dying of malnutrition in the third world.

Marquis de Sade, noted author of 120 Days of Sodom and extremely normal and not hosed up individual

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


and this is why spendthrift trusts exist, folks

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


countdown until the incels think that wearing rompers is the new chad thing to do

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

how do you take a loving dump in a romper, I am genuinely curious

you let it fall out through the leg hole

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


just smh if you spend any money at all on cam shows, jesus

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



it couldn't be that that's how emergency operators are trained to talk someone down from a panic attack

Barudak posted:

Keeping with the metaphor their main goal does seem to be to import eastern ones to get stuck in a ring with them.

:eyepop:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


these guys should just convert to mormonism. they all get married at 18 so they can have sex and pop out a bunch of kids, and then when they die they get a planet full of submissive wives

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



:jerkbag: :jerkbag: :jerkbag: :jerkbag: :jerkbag:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


madeupfred posted:

You're really not getting this. Everyone on earth would like to lose five pounds. Everyone on earth would like to look more attractive. The pathology comes from, like you have observed from that incel graph, these are perfectly normal looking men who have completely destroyed their self worth over poo poo like the diameter of their loving wrists. Take a step back from this and really think about that. There's an incel subset that is contemplating suicide because they have decided they are subhuman because their wrists are 6.5" in diameter and women only want men with 7"+ wrists.

6.5" in diameter is some pretty massive wrists

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


triwolf posted:

"Where are the songs that raise men's self esteem" has this shut-in never listened to hip hop?

he probably listens to everything except rap and country

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


"so jealous that chads can snag all these really racist girls"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

someone has certainly never used a tampon

"masturbation aid" lmfao it dries you the gently caress out. like that's what this device does. it's not a good time.

i used to get bad nosebleeds as a kid, and sometimes my mom would use a tampon to stanch the bleeding. it worked like a charm

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


mods please rename me degrading poo poo and piss sex

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


green chicken feet posted:

Point well taken.

Although it just occurred to me that "harem" anime may also deserve a portion of the blame. For those unfamiliar with this, there's a male main character and then female characters are introduced one after the other. They all fall in love with this one guy for unclear reasons because he's generally an average doofus at best.

I'm not a fan of this genre, but I can see why incels would be - it's their fantasy. Or maybe they would hate the main character because he gets the girls...? Hard to tell with these guys.

or the literary version of this, the Wheel of Time series

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Barudak posted:

The ads i got at work after I had to do unrelated research projects on dogfood and erotic lubricants were a special kind of hell.

so you work from home??

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


that inset of her vagina looks like she's pissing

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


What language is most attractive to Stacies?

It's Hausa, because it's a Chadic(k) language

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Ludicro posted:

Apologies if this has already been posted, found this through r/badwomensanatomy, but you'll agree its relevant.

http://blog.jim.com/science/the-cervix-and-rape/


:psyduck:

Todd Akin?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Shanghaied posted:

You would obviously want to get into her uterus, you know, for the extra pleasure from the sucking force.



I'm the g-spot particles

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



infinitely_growing_:stonk:.gif

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

There are posts that say they think a woman over 130 lbs or so is fat. Well, I weigh less than that, what's their excuse?

Something tells me they say that this is true regardless of height, body shape, etc

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


reading this thread makes me glad I have a good dad :unsmith:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



:staredog:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


skaboomizzy posted:

I'm sure the society that constantly shames people on any government assistance would be totally supportive of people who need gov't supplied women to get laid

they wouldn't care as long as the incels were white

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


School Nickname posted:

I don't even know where the gently caress this one comes from lol.



this is a work of art

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


School Nickname posted:

I cried out laughing at this, thank you.

I still don't know where this thing crawled out of though. Is it some alt-right/incel mishmash rejection of Catholicism, for some earlier Christian purity?

at this point these pictures are just memes making fun of the original incel/chad comparison pic

oh also, mods, please rename me to "kyrie inceleison"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


green chicken feet posted:

God knows why... but it is not for Man to grasp... only to contemplate the mystery.

It reminds me vaguely of those old-timey political cartoons that are now too obscure to make sense to the average person. I'm still laughing about it, though, so as a comic, it's a success.

old political cartoons own

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Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

kyrie eleison means "lord, have mercy" in latin and we catholics still use it all the drat time

*greek, which is strange when the rest of the mass is in latin

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