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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

mind the walrus posted:

Or they're manchildren raised with developmental neglect and enabled by the hive mentality the internet breeds, disjointed from heterosexual norms at the earliest possible ages thanks to immediate porn access and subsequently encouraged to avoid challenging their comfort zones. From this spoiled soil and cosmic indifference springs a mentally and emotionally septic feedback loop that twists the only examples of masculinity they've ever imbibed--media representation--into a codification that they refuse to discharge because their warped minds have been conditioned to see sexual domination (chad) as an antagonistic force that their sexual sensitivity is meant to overcome. Once they realize that the world does not owe them a hero's journey with a hot girl as a trophy, and the hot girls of the world have their own lives, they rationalize the problem into being a toxic world alongside their deepening self-hatred which explodes with pathetic whimpering because their libidos reflexively fight them (and usually win).

Or they all secretly want cock. I don't know. I think if that's what they really wanted there would be way more of them sucking each other off instead of trying to build sexbots or w/e.

Pawn 17 posted:

I doubt it. As a society, we are retreating away from social interaction in general and there are going to be more and more people who don't know the first thing about difficult social interactions because they never learned about them.

Most guys when they are teenagers don't know how to talk to girls, are afraid to ask a crush out on a date, and are generally awkward as gently caress. But it's fine because the girls at that age are awkward as well. Then guys get experience dating, get more confident and come to understand girls are just normal people. :monocle:

For those that somehow miss the boat, it just gets worse as time goes on though and I can totally see how these incel groups form and reinforce each other about how it must be society's fault and how these mythical Chad bros are taking all the girls. It's also making more sense why they are fantasizing about younger girls. They probably want someone as inexperienced as they are. Which makes it not only creepy, but also really sad.

Sir, this is FanFiction.net

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Like Biden thinking he's not some out of touch rich guy because he doesn't own a plane like other senators

The clowns at /r/incels are almost as bad as those clowns in Congress, the bunch of clowns.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Incels are so repulsive and broken that it loops around to making me want to hold one in my arms as he cries and raise him like a baby bird that has fallen out of its nest, teaching him how to cook and clean and take care of himself, working through all his neuroses with lots of patience and lube, pushing him into getting a job and therapy with a stern but caring hand, eventually letting him back into the world just a little better than he was when we first met. Sadly it will never be because the fantasy of fixing someone with the power of love and good intentions is just that: a fantasy.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

bloom posted:

Dude looks like an anime teenager irl and I'm sure there's plenty of women out there who are into that. The nazi rapist thing less so.

Friend, let me tell you about a little thing called Hetalia

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Domestic Amuse posted:

Incels are proof that the national gene pool needs a deep, thorough flushing. A nice, long famine, pandemic or civil/world war would do the trick.

The Nazi is coming from inside the thread

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I bet a lot of these guys would be way more comfortable with themselves if most of the world didn't pretend that bisexuality didn't exist.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Literally A Person posted:

The world knows it exists, they just conceptualize it as sluttiness.

There's also the Dan Savage "bisexuals are just gays that are lying to themselves" and the goon-favorite "actually just jailhouse gay because they can't get a woman"

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Mameluke posted:

I find discussion of The Pulse to be particularly offputting, as it reminds me so much of the killer's inner dialogue in Red Dragon.

Dollarhyde was a furry scaly, not an incel.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Shadow of Chad: Stacy's Call

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Neckbeard has officially outpaced hipster in terms of internet insults diluted to meaninglessness by overuse.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Using searches by themselves is meaningless because it only tells us what people actively searched for. If your tastes are vanilla enough to be prominently featured everywhere or specific enough to have their own separate community then you're not going to be plugging them into the search box every time you need to crank your hog.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Barudak posted:

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

The article that made this claim was based entirely off of Google search results, which is hilarious because a.)only preteens and boomers use Google to look for porn, and b.)it assumes that people only seek out porn because they enjoy it and not out of curiosity or shock/humor or any other dozens of reasons.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Mak0rz posted:

I'm just imagining a bunch of researchers trying to get Japanese millennials gently caress while observing behind a one-way mirror as if they were captive pandas or rhinos

Pandas don't actually have problems breeding in the wild, it's just that their habitat has been irreparably hosed up by the past few generations of humans and trying breed in captivity is so stressful and unpleasant that it hardly ever takes hold.

So they actually are a great metaphor for how screwed milennials are, just not in the way most people think.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Is it similar or equivalent to "chode"? In the common parlance I mean

It's roughly on par with "fuckboy" and "failson" and "smooth brain", ie insults used by people who are still operating at the level where insulting people they disagree with over the internet is totally cool but they still want to be woke enough to not want to offend marginalizaed groups when they're trying to hurt peoples' feelings with words

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Barudak posted:

Fruit on the bottom, its ok I irrationally hate pandas too.

Did you know of the several thousand species of bamboo, they eat only a dozen or so and all of those species are the only bamboo species to have random mass die offs. This process typically kills the pandas living in that area, but we now import new bamboo from other areas to feed them for reasons that elude me because Ive heard they arent even tasty.

Also of the several thousand different kinds of popsicles they only eat the orange ones. Picky fuckers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBo8ii8jikY

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Does it really tho?

There's a thesis to be written about how so many dudes who worship masculinity and strength wound up idolizing and rallying behind an effete fat idiot who spends all his time making catty remarks about party invitations and plastic surgery.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SaltyJesus posted:

Dale Carnegie, inventor of the I
Internet clickbait headline.

My favorite thing about that book is that the author legally changed his last name to Carnegie because he wanted people to mistake him for the obscenely wealthy industrialist Andrew Carnegie, or at least think that he was related to him, so they would be more likely to buy his stuff and take him seriously. So he invented SEO too!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

bloom posted:

The lack of self awareness with these people is amazing. How does anyone write those two sentences back-to-back without any lights going off in their head?

Yeah, why are all these mentally ill people acting illogically?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Automation is only big right now because Silicon Valley is investing so much in pushing the idea because it ultimately suits their interests. Same with the recent push for Universal Basic Income, it seems utopian but it's really just an extension of the same libertarian technocrat mindset that gives us Soylent, tiny houses, etc. where they want everyone living as serfs as cheaply as possible so they don't have to pay for an actual decent standard of living like every other first-world country.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

1500quidporsche posted:

I'm the most economically left leaning person I know exists aside from maybe Jeremy Corbyn and I seriously want to stab UBI advocates because it's just going to open the flood gates and turn everyone lazy with some deviant art account into a "struggling artist".

Yeah, just look at Scandanavia. Sure they enjoy an amazing standard of living and all but is it really worth it if it means so many shiftless young peole get to spend their time playing in lovely black metal bands instead of sacrificing themselves to Moloch?

Barudak posted:

Handmaids Tale sucks because a low birthrate society wouldnt send people to die cleaning up radioactive waste, but lmao traditional arrangements, a thing that barely existed historically even for wealthy people.

I can't believe that a heavily allegorical piece of speculative fiction about an oppressive theocratic dystopia would have people acting in a way that is illogical.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

big time bisexual posted:

imagine blowing $20k on cam sites :vince:



Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

My Linux Rig posted:

Lol geek porn aka slap sci-fi poo poo on the actors and have them say a few technobabble words as they gently caress

"oh yes worf suck on my plasma coils :techno:"

so intellectual!

:thejoke: is that that was written by Ernest Cline, the author of Ready Player One.


Oh hey I read that one Oglaf comic too.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Shanghaied posted:

"OMG she didn't emit a high-pitched shriek, mace me and then call the cops. She WANTS me!", said no one ever who has ever talked to another human being.

The inverse of this is that just because you treat your cashier like a human being and try to strike up an conversation and be friendly doesn't mean you are creeping on them.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

KomodoWagon posted:

Lol forever at people who think an insanity plea means you get to walk

A person who thinks to they're smarter than everyone else is actually an idiot parroting the same things TV tells them as everyone else? That never happens!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Buttholes follow the same rules as vaginas. Every differently-shaped turd you push through makes it a little looser and stretchier, don't eat enough fiber and you literally become the goatman.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Nebelwerfer posted:

Mods change my name into G-Spot Particle tia

Now that the Large Hardon Collider has been built we are only years away from finally discovering the G-Spot Particle

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

WampaLord posted:

Yea, that's super gross, please don't go that far down the rabbit hole.

Whenever you try and hold a bad movie night with Goons it's only a matter of time until someone tries to bring an actual snuff film.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

theflyingexecutive posted:

How many people do you think post on r/incels and how many of those posters are American?

I'm from Buenos Chados and I say cuck 'em all!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax


Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Omega Virgin Revolt

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

du -hast posted:

Ooooo look at moneybags over here with the high priced prostitutes.

I have known a ton of sex workers, having worked in a prison re-entry program for a year, and also during a 6-month homeless period I also knew many many sex workers, and several times myself was forced to engage in the activity, twice at gunpoint, and sometimes for survival. I am good friends with the prostitute that lives/works about a block away from my lovely apartment and know seveal of the hookers in the neighborhood.

Sure, prices vary, you can go expensive or you can go the crackhead that will suck your dick for $20. But at the end of the day the point that clearly went over your head was that this is not a difficult thing - it's easy to get laid and prostitutes are available everywhere.

I can't believe somebody got "well, actually.."'d about prostitution etiquette in the Incel thread.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

spacetoaster posted:

That's not true.

I just wish people could make up their minds whether pornography is turning people into sexless hermits or hypersexual fuckbeasts.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The Virgin Memelord/The Chad Political Cartoonist

Literally A Person posted:

These just keep getting worse. This isn't even kind of funny.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
LoLcel

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Would you like to watch a mainstream movie or series with protagonist who could belong to this group? Sure! Unfortunately, no-one would ever make an realistic (boooring!) version and we've already seen enough teen-slasher-horrors about nerds taking revenge on their bullies with axe and chainsaw.

Today I've got an idea: how to make incel-character interesting to general public. Lights, camera, action!

PART 1. Meet our hero: average Joe, the high-school student! Despite being goofy-looking(*) nerd he's having friends, asking a girl out, losing V-card with her, etc... Looks like another coming-to-age story, but there are some scenes suggesting that Joe harbours a dark secret... TIME FORWARD

PART 2. The same average Joe is now in college, but he's different. He still excells in class, gets praised by teachers, but is awkward, isolated, trying hard to connect with people, not able to get a girl interested in him... What happened? For a long time we don't know, but as long as Joe becomes more depressed, overusing drugs/alcohol/videogames he's starting to experience flashbacks triggered by his failed socialization attempts...

And now we see what REALLY happened in PART 1. This wasn't Joe's life. This was his imagined, daydreaming version of his life. Now we know which scenes from PART 1 were real, and which were imagined.

PART 3. Joe's is having hard time with studies, his grades are terrible, motivation all gone. His behaviour and words reveal more and more anger and hate. He causes incidents, gets into fights. Finally expelled from school, he performs "retribution" in ER style... OR maybe he just flunked classes because of depression and all of violence was his imagination/daydreaming again? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

THE END

Thoughts? Ideas?

(*) That's hollywood version of goofy-nerd for you: sorry, it would spoil the suspense if Joe was REALLY ugly.

It would be cool if for once these cable drama antiheroes were broken in a way that didn't make people completely miss the point and think they were awesome. Even Mr Robot, a show about a mentally I'll shut-in computer hacker who belts out r/Incel monolgues about how corrupt society is on the reg, still has a hot drug dealer girlfriend and gets hosed and stoned on the reg.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

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