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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Duck Peckerwood

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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logikv9 posted:

"how did zuck convince rural working whites and southern black voters to vote for the facebook dude??" -me, in 2021 as president zuck decrees mandatory facebook for all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlyzkw1we_g

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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I will destroy all those who oppose Zuck!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Zuck: Revamp Healthcare.gov to be more like Steam

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Awwwww schucky zucky now

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Lastgirl posted:

Mark Memerberg's Memeitarian Memeocracy

Venom Snake posted:

Just popping in to say Zuck's continued pushing of UBI has a lot of party people in meltdown mode because a loving tech goonlord is to the left of them lmao

quote:

And then he told the story about how his love for Rome and all things Roman almost took him in such a radically different direction with his life, that Facebook probably never would have been born.

He said:

"I love Rome. I studied Latin and Roman history and culture. I loved it so much that when I was going to college, I actually thought I was going to major in Classics.

I didn’t. I ended up majoring in computer science and psychology. But I didn’t make it that long in college anyway."

[...]

He also told this story:

"I love Rome so much, that when my wife and I got married, We came to Rome on our honeymoon. I made us go to all of these different historical and classical places. So much so, that when we got back and we were looking through the photos, my wife was making fun of me, saying she thought there were three people on the honeymoon: me, her and Augustus. All the photos were different sculptures of Augustus."

http://www.businessinsider.com/mark...facebook-2016-8

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Mark Zuckerberg's sister has a Ph.D in classics, is editor of https://eidolon.pub/ and has written about reclaiming Western classical heritage from the alt-right.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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quote:

The day that Google launched its social network in 2011, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg called an impromptu meeting that turned into a declaration of war.

Zuckerberg told employees that the launch of Google Plus meant a zero-sum competition for users, and declared a state of "Lockdown" that encouraged employees to work crazy hours to improve its own product, according to an excerpt from an upcoming book from former Facebook employee Antonio Garcia Martinez.

Zuckerberg even turned an ancient Roman slogan into Facebook's battle cry. Garcia Martinez remembers him saying:

"You know, one of my favorite Roman orators ended every speech with the phrase Carthago delenda est. 'Carthage must be destroyed.' For some reason I think of that now."

http://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-declared-war-on-google-plus-2016-6
https://twitter.com/studiomuscle/status/12628950749

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 22:20 on Jul 5, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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the bitcoin of weed posted:

zuck is a huge loving nerd and I hate everything about him but if he ran entirely on a promise of UBI and to destroy the Republican party and salt the earth on which they stood I'd probably vote for him twice
that's the spirit! don't let his cheery unflappable politeness fool ya -- the brutal exercise of absolute power lies underneath!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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rebuilding the roman empire also reclaims multiculturalism as essentially western

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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more evidence: he adopts the contrapposto while eating toast in his kitchen

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:

this post made me actually irl a little nauseous
it's all part of the moment really. jupiterians. god emperor trump

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Zuckibergian Empire

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2hhMsxz5xc

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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it's from some commercial about his fully-automated robot house actually heh

https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/mark-zuckerberg-eats-toast-weirdly/

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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what i found most objectionable is learning he's a fan of the red hot chili peppers

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Jose posted:

i do not get the point of all of these pictures of him
clarify

A) that we're posting them

B) that he's posing for them

C) both

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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yeah :same:

you got me

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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so yeah, of course, the reason he's doing this is he's running for president. but it's not just about the photographs, which are secondary, but the actual meet-and-greets with the ordinary folks, repeated thousands of times, which builds the network (zuck is all about social networks right???) he needs in the future.

i'm sure he's pleasant enough in person, as politicians usually are. one-on-one they have a way of drawing you in. now he runs for prez in the future, and all of those people will remember and think "oh yeah, mark zuckerberg, he was really nice." and they'll tell their friends and family that.

not guaranteed to work, of course, but it doesn't hurt!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/20committee/status/888021280666132480

lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/markberman/status/888124103521062914

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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quote:

Determined to avoid the pitfalls of her failed 2008 campaign, Clinton made a point of importing fresh faces from outside her network of loyalists. Not all those hires worked. Joel Benenson, the top strategist with a $1 million win bonus and three successful White House campaigns under his belt, was a disaster, Allen and Parnes report. "Condescending, dismissive, nasty," he feuded with both Clintons and was quietly sidelined months before November.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Though Benenson sounds like a rare voice warning about poo poo going off the rails

quote:

In an email published by WikiLeaks, pollster Joel Benenson asked campaign chairman John Podesta: “Do we have any sense from her what she believes or wants her core message to be?”

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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mark has his hands on a very happy weiner

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAsihLnYqM&t=41s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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ScrubLeague posted:

I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck
don't blame me, i'm voting for gloria la riva

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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MaxxBot posted:

It's time to go CUCK!

For Mark ZUCK!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Caganer posted:

zuck went full lowtax
now i want to see zuck box uwe boll

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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ajkalan posted:

Zucky Zucky, small and plucky
Playing with his rubber ducky

(That's been going though my head all day so I'm sharing it here.)
Say it three times fast.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/977341074581499904

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Does anyone remember the story about how Zuck is really into Augustus and also cuts his hair like Augustus, and when he went to Rome on his honeymoon he spent most of his time going around taking pictures of statues of Augustus

because I just remembered that and I lolled

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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we are now opening the committee for questions. mr zuckerberg, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/SuperMugatu/status/991383009650790401

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/jessefelder/status/1016702497048625153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqGeuRKW2VI

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 08:11 on Jul 26, 2018

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