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So Math posted:A woman got a B for Barack carved into her face at a mugging. I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure this was the opening post of this very thread
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:well they do say the n word a lot, albeit with a soft r and weird inflection A little late but I appreciate this joke  One of the daily absurdities of living in the sinosphere
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George "George W. Bush" Bush and his one fingered victory salute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bylg-Jjz8
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:The second Naked Gun movie, where the storyline revolves around a criminal plot to trick George H W Bush into supporting the oil industry. I thought it was nuclear power? I recall a dog with two tails? Or am I confusing it with the first one.
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Lord of Pie posted:nope To this day I'm not convinced Ben Carson is real
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The Anime Liker posted:Fondling remembering yet again 
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Bastard Tetris posted:“Yeah, ok” Bernie remaining the most relatable elected official in DC
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Gotta get into the upper middle class housing development. Whole bunch of "keep up with the Joneses" types living right next to each other. Visiting my parents this month and I can extremely confirm this to be true. Lotta really happy kids running around last night, praise be to our father below.
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Animal Friend posted:The other candidates earnestly trying to help him always gets me I've always thought that Ron Paul, in a rare moment of lucidity, was piling on and trying to trip him up further like a naughty classmate. "No, no! It's five!" *Snicker*
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Futanari Damacy posted:"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty" is even worse than you remember, assuredly I read a book once (I know, I know! Really!) About the Bush presidency (Dead Certain by Robert Draper). Rove's alleged reaction to seeing this on TV was "we are going to bury this guy." And welp,
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christmas boots posted:no that's la beast Don't disrespect the LA beast like that. Dude's a national treasure.
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Animal Friend posted:this one is still so baffling lol Recently listened to 1984 on YouTube and this part cracked me up Imagine cracking up listening to 1984. Whoever wrote that bit, I owe them a drink.
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Futanari Damacy posted:It's been brought up before but you have to go back and watch it, the phrasing is even worse than you remember- it's "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty" Allegedly this was exact the moment that Rove knew they had it in the bag.
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Al! posted:whatever happened to robert morrow He accidentally had a strong showing in a school board race but other than that he's fine
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britishbornandbread posted:it’s a bible. Still blows me away. I was like, "did Donald turnip just tell the truth?" Edit: swipe keyboard gave me "turnip" but I'm keeping it Clowner has issued a correction as of 03:15 on May 19, 2023 |
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Animal-Mother posted:How are these nouns related to each other exactly? Trump's doctor posted a cake once I think There might have been more to that story
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:remembered this earlier, reaction was so fuckin dumb I know it's been said a million times here in good ole C-spam but I literally can't imagine people who just get angry or offended over every little thing. It must be so exhausting. You know what makes me angry? Like most people here, injustice, oppression, corruption, violence, and so on. Why do these people get all up in arms over some kids making a dumb joke, like it's the worst thing happening in their world? Who has that kind of time?
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Really wish more interviewers had taken the "what the gently caress are you even talking about" approach to Trump
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RandolphCarter posted:ashcroft covering up a statues tit with a $1000 curtain I read somewhere it was $8000 Lol Must have been some tremendous breasts Clowner has issued a correction as of 01:59 on Aug 15, 2023 |
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Who was the clown who served Reagan's favorite foods at his wedding? Was that Scott Walker? Always laugh when I think about that. Mister Bates posted:Trump serving dinner to the college football national champions during a government shutdown and sending the Secret Service out to buy out every single fast food restaurant within driving distance, then serving the team an elegantly-plated buffet of random cold burgers and fries from like six different burger chains This wasn't the worst of Trump's crimes, not by a country mile But it might be the funniest
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Ruffian Price posted:Let's dispel with the notion that Bush didn't know what he was doing, he knew exactly what he was doing. Turning speeches like hers around was his entire job during that campaign. With the whole dumb farmer persona fucker was pulling a Boris Johnson before Boris Johnson Yeah bush 2 was a very talented salesman for elitism. I read in the book "dead certain" that his campaign heavily emphasized "message discipline" meaning that no matter what question you are asked, you stick to the campaign's chosen messages. It doesn't matter if your answer is irrelevant to the actual question - if your campaign was good (and bush and his team were extremely good) at this, most people would never notice or even hear the question. Milo and POTUS posted:Also the guy you could have a drink with I would legitimately love to have a beer with Dubya Clowner has issued a correction as of 04:41 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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SirPablo posted:A noun a verb and 9-11. Yeah it was like Rudy got the memo, but only read the first half - the bush campaign aimed to have four messages being prioritized at a given time. Rudy had one, and it wasn't even that good. he was even worse when he went off that message, like the time he said at a debate that Bush should cut 5-10% of the federal workforce in order to "strengthen the dollar" lol ok there bud Clowner has issued a correction as of 17:41 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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Just thought about Friend Ben reciting the pledge of allegiance as a closing statement at a debate. Miss that guy!
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Milo and POTUS posted:getting high is way better than those things though You could easily do all of those things high too
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my bony fealty posted:funny poo poo lol I was having a crummy morning until I heard the news, day saved
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bedpan posted:she also gave the kids the stock reply of "but how will we pay for it" and was seemingly personally insulted that she would be asked to do anything to improve the world Dems get elected to just explain to us why we can't have nice things
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Mind_Taker posted:https://x.com/chenweihua/status/1334567538534084608?s=46&t=UiTVuiDvpkwYqlzJnMDbJA Sometimes I wonder if 陳大哥 is one person or a team. Another thing he has in common with Shakespeare.
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hadji murad posted:most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies America can feel free to be represented by my dog in that case, I guess
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Captain Hotbutt posted:AOC was in some corny dance / pep rally video in university and the 30 second clip broke everyone's brain for a solid week or two. I don't think anyone's brain was broken outside of talking heads and wannabe talking heads. Virtually every normal person was like "yeah, college was fun" because the video was so innocuous people didn't even realize it was an attack in a lot of cases
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:ah, i see your problem. those are all things carter could have done if he didn't suck poo poo. but he was elected president of the us, so the fact that he sucked poo poo should be self evident. At least he didn't plaster on makeup like a trollop, you oval office
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Cerebral Bore posted:loose meat sandwiches would be a p good title for a gay porno
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shackleford posted:if i remember right they didn't have a permit to cut down all those trees and got fined several hundred dollars as a consequence Several *hundred* dollars. For major film studio. Fineable offenses should be scaled to ability to pay
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