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Trixie Hardcore posted:I would totally watch a reality show where we follow Zuck just pretending to be a cool guy. Like the premise of the show is he thinks it’s about how cool he is and he’s just showing off to us how cool and impressive he is. I would love to watch him pretend he knows how to chop wood and then watch him attempt to do so. this would be rad but have the entire thing narrated by Steven Wright who is constantly insulting him like Chillin' Island
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Theres literally like, dozens, of political thriller/dramas that the endings dont work anymore after seeing the impact/reaction to the "Grab 'em by the pussy" tape. Sorry To Bother You nailed it by having the big reveal being made public knowledge leading to ALL TIME HIGHS
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:speaking of, I'm partial to the aesthetic of this tweet It's like they specifically picked the font to match their Addam's Family aesthetic
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Imagine knowing Donald Trump, tv game show host and general national embarrassment, is gonna be president, and its because you, personally, are an unlikeable failure. Lol. Lmao even. and worse yet, you actually helped to elevate him as your opponent because you thought it would be an easy layup.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Tbf I'm convinced she would have lost to anyone in the R primary except Fiorina, JEB!, and maaaybe Friend Ben. probably yeah. but, still.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:They uh, don't actually control the judical branch of the govt. Thats why this is happening. right but don't they control the branches who would be able to impeach members of the court, or confirm new appointees?
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May 3, 2022 17:33
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indigi posted:no, when “control” means 2/3 supermajority idk seems like they just confirmed a nominee, just confirm like 9 more. seems easy imo
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May 3, 2022 19:50
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:its high stakes though, imagine if she won. the stress of the election would likely kill me I think red states would secede on election night as as it became apparent she was going to win, preventing her from becoming president of the United States of America as we know it anyway
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Mr. Lobe posted:To this day I neither know nor care to find out who or what Ducklo is he's the guy who gets embedded
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War and Pieces posted:training accident is absolutely hazing idk we had a cop here in Buffalo drown in the niagara river during a training exercise so I wonder which category that gets counted in. also i'm still questioning why our police department needs to train a dive team, cuz its apparently not to rescue each other during training exercises
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Kazzah posted:The one I remember was when he said the three richest families were wealthier than the bottom 50% of the country, and Wapo or someone complained that it was a nonsensical comparison, since most of the 50% had essentially no wealth ohh yeah, they said so many people having negative net worths made the measurement worthless right? lol
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Jun 15, 2022 14:06
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PLEASE don't be telling me to turn down my bluetooth speaker while i'm chopping it up with my local bodenga boys behind the counter
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The Anime Liker posted:Gaetz/Gertz I understand. And lol. women be changing their last names, am I right fellas?
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Lmao how had I never heard this one before. Maybe "I am the Lone Ranger." Just overwrote the memory in my brain.
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Jun 28, 2022 21:40
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LastInLine posted:I unironically stan Nixon. an absolutely dreadful sentence
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Sep 23, 2022 15:51
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Dear Dick, you still ain't called or wrote I hope you have a chance I ain't mad I just think it's hosed up what you did to Laos
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strongly reconsidering my "Nixon is my homeboy" t-shirt
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Hand Knit posted:is he the one who had whiskey shoved up his rear end until he starved to death? yeah but that was just cuz he was in Buffalo
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Trump thinks the human body is like a battery and when you use up energy exercising you hasten your own death
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It is funny that you look that quote up and in the articles they usually put another one where he's like "all my friends who exercise are getting knee and hip replacements now that they're old - not me!" and like, solid point lol
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Sep 26, 2022 19:40
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projecthalaxy posted:She got rented out like a party clown for some banker's wedding during covid, leading inexorably to the death of both herself and abortion rights in this nation. lol this is a first time I've heard it put like that but you're absolutely right. it was the lib adult equivalent of getting Spider-Man for your kid's party lmao
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Sep 27, 2022 13:23
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Look honey, RBG is here! Oh my god, look how happy she is! Yeah, go ahead, you can play with her, it's okay!
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Ringo Starr tickets? should've raised their taxes
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Sep 27, 2022 19:20
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moist turtleneck posted:jordan klepper segments were always good they should just do segments instead of having a guy that tries to do Come to Jesus moments Just return the show to a parody of a nightly news show rather than trying to make it a nightly news show that has jokes in-between the headlines
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Sep 30, 2022 19:51
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is this real? lol
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Oct 7, 2022 13:47
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i mean it's funny either way but if her campaign actually said that, lol
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Oct 7, 2022 13:49
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how tf can you claim to have never even thought the N-word, you never read Tom Sawyer??
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Oct 10, 2022 15:57
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moist turtleneck posted:didn't he just decide he was native american too this is one of my favorite ways that white people go insane over not being able to reckon with their whiteness in america
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Oct 10, 2022 17:28
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:are masoleums passe or something? nah but it looks like that grave is pretty pissy
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Mind_Taker posted:still can’t get over how kavanaugh is like 6-7 figures in debt due to “””””baseball tickets””””” remember: if you never say "i'm sorry," you can't get in trouble.
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Oct 18, 2022 17:43
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Orange Devil posted:The trick there being that the media stopped reporting things as facts (if they even ever did I dunno) and will instead report "some people (experts, watchdogs, anyone with half a brain) say x while others (literally just you and those who stand to directly gain) say y". exactly, the only correct circumstances to admit you did something is in the hypothetical, e.g. "If I did do that, it wouldn't be at all like you said,"
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Oct 18, 2022 19:18
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cool clock, ahmed
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Phlogiston 4 Lyfe posted:Wasn't the guy who posted the Warren barbershop originally the same guy that got scared of the ~satanic airbnb~. I remember someone in the comments speculating that the back porch "old people in a viagra commercial"-style tub was there for collecting blood from sacrifices. Yes lol
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Oct 25, 2022 20:47
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Spergin Morlock posted:the funniest part was when he wanted to enthusiastically shoot cream in another dude's mouth but his campaign guy was like "no. no cool it" Professional Party Pooper
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Private Cumshoe posted:Chasten's face when Buttigieg gleefully talked about gobbling CIA anti-gay pills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHMIx0lAYls
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Oct 26, 2022 20:25
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"i put an H on it" kills me every single time
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Oct 27, 2022 03:56
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Office Space already debunked this line of reasoning a couple decades ago: Office Space posted:Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
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Milo and POTUS posted:more janitors should make a million dollars though Oh absolutely. And there are definitely people who, maybe not LOVE, but are content with cleaning for a living and shouldn't be arbitrarily punished for it because it's been deemed a "no skills" job.
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