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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Remember when Elon Musk said he was a socialist and Marx was a capitalist?

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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That hoax where Leon Trotsky's ashes were allegedly baked into cookies which were sent to various communist parties around the world

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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it also turned out not to be a wu tang album

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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"We all have skeletons in our closet. I have opened the closet and shown the skeletons. Now the skeletons are gone. I have no skeletons left." It wasn't technically kidnapping

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Davey Cameron is a pie

Also a free owl for every man, woman and child

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Sorry what the actual gently caress is this?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Boris Johnson angling for decades to become prime minister then immediately setting new records for incompetence

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The Chancellor of the Exchequer - the man responsible for the government's handling of the economy - very obviously coming down off a coke bender in the commons

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The war with Iran that's about to loving happen

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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MikeCrotch posted:

Boris Johnson and David Cameron were both part of a boys club where an initiation was burning a £20 note in front of a homeless person

£50 actually

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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cool dance moves posted:

I remember back in the day there was a goon raid on some forums where the members fantasized about becoming immortal cyborg dragons with their own kingdom (malatorra or something?)

Glad to know rich people are even dumber

Anarcho-communist immortal cyborg dragons, so goofy as they were they'd be on the right side of the guillotine

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Tardcore posted:

Absolutely not, their mission goal was to forcefully establish a colony in occupied African land. The dragon fuckers wanted to be a settler state.

gently caress forgot about that bit

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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MD2020 posted:

Seems like smashing poo poo up with a hatchet and going "bar's closed, fuckers" has demonstrable results.

It should have had the effect it had in England, where the response was "you're under arrest and going on the first loving boat back to America"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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British conservatives denouncing an inquiry into low pay and working conditions at SportsDirect as anti-working class, because SportsDirect stuff is cheap

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Feldegast42 posted:

Obama, who has a Nobel Peace Prize, bombed Doctors Without Borders, another holder of the Nobel Peace Prize

Just remembered Henry Kissinger has a Nobel Peace prize

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Tony Abbot comforting a bunch of war widows with the words "poo poo Happens"

Tony Abbot getting ratfucked out of being PM 3 days before he'd get a lifelong pension

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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uber_stoat posted:

king poo poo. scoring an ambassadorship to Finland and then just spending all your time doing drugs and having crazy gay suomi sauna sex.

Did he ever meet Tom?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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that time a bunch of anarchist communists stoke Leon Trotsky's ashes, baked them into cookies, then sent the cookies to the leaders of various trotskyist orgs worldwide

turned out to be a hoax but it as a fun few days while people believed it

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Is that the marine vet quoting Marx?

If not, then I would like my post to be "that time a marine vet quoted Marx at a town hall meeting"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Animal-Mother posted:

NASA hentai shirt guy.

*ESA* hentai shirt guy :colbert:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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when British PM David Cameron took a break from loving pigs to give the pope a King James bible

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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That one japanese poet who tried to launch a fascist coup, but the army just laughed at him so he killed himself instead

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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exmarx posted:

'shark' meaning bad person came before 'shark' meaning fish!



Wait, so how did that one bit of Norway come up with "shark-man" before "shark"?

Was it a Street Sharks situation, or more of a Wonder Boy 3 misinterpretation?


Thump! posted:

lol saddam had gold plated toilets I bet trump was jealous

my brother shat in one of em once

There's a book called Cooking for Dictators, where Saddam Hussein's personal chef (among others, there's stories from Idi Amin's chef, Pol Pot's chef, and so on) said that if you hosed up the grill and burnt the meat, Saddam would say you wasted x dinars, cough up

One time they went out on a boat and Saddam wanted to be grill dad, so the chef prepped the meat and left them to be cooked

Saddam burnt them, the chef commented and someone overheard, Saddam summoned the chef before him, the guy was convinced he was going to die and be thrown off the boat, and Saddam apologised and gave him the cost of the meat in cash

Basically Saddam is your dad who loves BBQ if your dad was also a murderous dictator

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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There Will Be Adequate Food

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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NightGyr posted:

This is the real life Gorilla Channel.

Welcome to tiny train world.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Is that a loving modified Ulster Unionist flag?

Because the "No Surrender" line fits with that but makes me think what the gently caress?

Who are these chucklefucks and what is the context of the pic?

e: ah it's shopped, no idea how I missed that. My bad.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Necrothatcher posted:

let's be fully accurate here. He hosed a dead pig's severed head.

A lot of tories denied it, but there was a fun subset who responded along the lines of "Who hasn't?"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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mrmcd posted:

I know emotions are high around Brexit but that's an impolite way to refer to the residents of the UK.

You say that, but you haven't met us

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Catchier than "Donald Ducks his taxes!!!!!!", I'll give him that

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Every time the labour leader's twitter was hacked, resulting in promises of free owls or statements such as "Davey Cameron is a pie"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The Night of Wrong Wives

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Fish of hemp posted:

Have the trotskyites ever amounted anything in anywhere?

Trotskyism led us to Posadaism, which is both hilarious and got some traction in south america

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Inceltown posted:

Poseidonism been around since ancient Greece yo

Yeah but now the dolphins are armed

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The only honest and sincere left-wing politician who ran for political office in the US was a karate expert who always wore gloves and based their campaign on one simple truth.

The rent

Is too

drat high

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Necrothatcher posted:

Boris Johnson has repeatedly stated he thinks the mayor in Jaws is the hero of the movie.

Including with his actions!

e: the Official Eugenics Goblin editing an earlier post on his Maverick Intellectual Blog (tm) to make it look like he saw the pandemic coming in mid-2019, and then being found out almost immediately

said Eugenics Goblin coming back very recently with a grudge and knowledge of where all the bodies are buried (the bodies were never well hidden but he's making noise)

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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vyelkin posted:

The people of Jaws Town felt the same way since the mayor got reelected in time for Jaws 2

Something this post just made me remember: the mayor of DC? I want to say? got caught smoking crack and being ludicrously corrupt, and then got re-elected

Because his rival was David Duke of the KKK

His campaign slogan was "Vote for the crook - it's important!"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

marion barry

he was busted for smoking crack by the fbi while mayor, and couldn't run for reelection in the next term because he was too busy being convicted of smoking crack

but once that was done he immediately ran and got reelected, though it wasn't against david duke. dude was just that popular

(david duke was a louisiana politician who hasn't held office of any kind in decades and just putters around mandeville now looking like a ghoul)

The Chairman posted:

the guy David Duke ran against was Edwin Edwards in LA, another massively corrupt politician who was also very popular because he channeled his corruption into improving hospitals and schools

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

he got re-elected because he was incredibly popular here and did a lot for his constituents

"Grifters for good" is a political concept I am fully on board with tbh

Apologies for confusing the two events

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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"They waved a beetroot in the air and shouted gently caress CAPITALISM - Inside the SEDER from HELL!"

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I'm sorry, who are those women?

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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the sex ghost posted:

John Prescott fuckin punched that guy

Man also complimented his punch iirc

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