Let's Play Sleeping Dogs: A Series of Film Reviews

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Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

1 Count Accoustic Assault on a Classic Song

This is the biggest crime of all.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 10:19

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 22:14

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

achtungnight posted:

1 Count Aggravated Premeditated Assault on the Very Concept of Music and Human Decency

This sounds like a very serious crime.

It is the most serious crime.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 06:55

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

1 Count Busting up a Highly Legitimate Loan Arrangement for no Reason
2 Counts Aggravated Violation of the Laws of Physics

I love these additions :allears:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 04:23

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

By the time I'd thought of a suggestion, it was already taken.

So, I look forward to when it shows up :allears:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2017 09:06

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

Silver Spooner posted:

I don't remember the chandelier attack in this sequence, so that was another holy poo poo, Wei.

I'd have to go back and check, but I think the guy that fell from the sky to fight Wei on the bottom floor in that sequence looked just like the one that was strung up. If so, we can just assume it's the same dude.

Otherwise they can fly and teleport, and that's just not fair.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 06:13

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

1 Count Tripping Balls

I'm pretty sure there's an actual term for this, but I like yours better.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 05:47

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

Crimes:

You forgot 1 Count of Stealing Physics From An Officer.

Like how the hell did that guy get out of the car like that Wei what did you do

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 04:31

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

1 Count Failure to Appreciate Fine Craftsmanship

I think I missed this one. What brought this charge up?

Azure Dreamer posted:

boy howdy that sure was a movie. jesus loving christ korea.

Like holy poo poo I did not need to see all of that before bed. Now I need to go watch something happy and full of bubblegum and candy.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 09:38

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

That was from Wei Shen's failure to realize that the motorcycle Jackie had been paid with was probably perfectly reasonable compensation for the load he had fenced.

Seeing as how he's in the business of fencing goods, that's pretty fair.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 07:56

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

Bruceski posted:

Wei's worst crime yet!

Get well soon.

1 Count Conspiracy to commit Biological Warfare

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 08:24

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

Best cop ever :allears:

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 05:02

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

Are you trying to make GenHavoc's job harder, Bobbin?

Seriously, now he has to speculate just how much murder happened off camera.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 10:09

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

Wei Shen's latest rap sheet

I love how your forum avatar makes it appear that an undead Napoleon is reading these off each time.

From his submarine.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 09:46

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 22:14

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

GenHavoc posted:

SIX DEATH SENTENCES and 56 Life Sentences, plus 10,239 Years, 2 Months

Wei Shen Best Cop

...

Jesus loving Christ Wei

# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 10:17

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