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Hobo Clown posted:Been a while since I've seen ESB but aren't they the same dude? Yes
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 16:05 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:20 |
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Waffles Inc. posted:It is the first star war film since RotS that has interesting things to discuss beyond the plot level Rogue One
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 06:07 |
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People like Rogue One
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 17:16 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I think Rey sexually menacing Kylo is the best part of TLJ, I hope they don't bowdlerize her character and turn her back into a nerd. I want them to gently caress
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 04:14 |
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Gatts posted:Kylo clearly needs to get laid. I wonder if Titty Beast on Luke Island is up to bring her milkshake to his yard. Even tho Kylo is a psycho killer I’ll bet he’d still cuddle with Rey after they “did the deed”
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 04:24 |
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hiddenriverninja posted:While cleaning my house, I found a Star Wars fan comic my friend and I made in 7th grade (1996?). It contains such awesome lines as "DIE AT THE HANDS OF A SKYWALKER" Post it
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 20:33 |
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business hammocks posted:And I’ve never liked the prequels but find the level of grousing about them excessive, as if they are fundamentally incompetent in the Ed Wood sense rather than being ambitious departures from some basic storytelling rules that Lucas wasn’t up to pulling off and which have some baffling and stupid elements peppered through them. Don’t talk poo poo about Ed Wood like that
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 01:03 |
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For as cunning and manipulative as the Emerpor was it was naive of him to think he could torture Luke in front of Luke dad and assume he wouldn’t do anything about it
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:49 |
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Milky Moor posted:What's Vader gonna do, get electricity jammed through his iron lung and die? Because the Emperor was dumb. He made a mistake and it cost him everything.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:56 |
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The MSJ posted:JJ Abrams did say that Episode 9 will tie in all 8 movies together. I’m skeptical
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 07:44 |
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homullus posted:So, right there in the opening crawl we get that Naboo is small and outlying, and that the taxation was on trade routes to such systems. The Trade Federation stops shipping to Naboo. Very few protest lower taxes and the Trade Federation is greedy (i.e. wants more money), so the clear inference is that it is an increased tax on imports. Wow. Riveting stuff. A wall O’ text at the beginning of a Star Wars movie talking about taxation and trade disputes.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 20:27 |
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This whole discussion is underlining how dull parts of TPM are
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:14 |
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EugeneDebsWasCool posted:This is how wars start. One of the big justifications for Japan attacking at Pearl Harbor was the US embargo on Japan and the breakdown in negotiations in 1940 and 41. Zzzzzzzzzz (this is me sleeping through TPM opening crawl)
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:20 |
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EugeneDebsWasCool posted:That's nice. I was interested to see how a democratic Republic at peace for a millenia transformed into an autocratic Empire within a generation. I'm a history nerd and I love that kind of poo poo. You got your answer. A trade dispute!
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:33 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:-There are controversial taxes on imports to smaller 'outlying' planets. The problem is that you’re kicking off your new Star Wars trilogy with something so tedious
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:39 |
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What does OP mean?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 21:44 |
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Bongo Bill posted:The Trade Federation wants money and they want the Naboo to give it to them, in a legal manner. They are pressuring Naboo by refusing to trade with them (a boycott) and preventing anybody else from trading with them (a blockade). It's possible to pressure Naboo in this way because the Trade Federation provides things that they need; Bibble tries to get Amidala to come back by mentioning that people are starving. It’s all so boring.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 22:44 |
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Billzasilver posted:Hearing all that wasn’t worth it My opinion of TPM has been diminished
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 22:49 |
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To summarize: The plot is poorly conveyed It’s not particularly interesting to begin with
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 23:00 |
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Martman posted:There's no contradiction in what I said. My claim is that you're dishonestly arguing in a way that pretty much requires a more thorough explanation, and then when it comes out you point to it and go "wow look at this wall of text! So boring!" Not seeing a problem here
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 23:32 |
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Bongo Bill posted:It is preferable to talk about movies in good faith, even ones you don't like. Lighten up
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 23:35 |
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wyoming posted:I too am horrified at the idea of Star Wars for the children. Yeah he sound horrified
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 02:14 |
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Waffles Inc. posted:It’s worse that people who proport to be fans are revealing that they don’t understand three of the films on a really basic level The smug! I’m choking on it!
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 19:40 |
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teagone posted:Ahem (timestamped hilarious meltdown) lol this a ‘pro click’
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 22:21 |
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Jar Jar nearly got him killed and he saved Jar Jars life soon after that
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 00:40 |
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Crion posted:He needed Jar Jar for diplomatic plot reasons and when Jar Jar annoys him he neck pinches him unconscious. Jar Jar is annoying though. Wouldn’t you do the same to him?
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 00:43 |
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That DICK! posted:I thought the movie stank booty rear end It’s a tedious film with some truly awful humor. I shall never watch The Last Jedi again.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 00:23 |
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Polanski should be jailed but also allowed to still make films
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 23:32 |
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jivjov posted:^superweapon I consider it a Death Star
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 20:09 |
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I prefer the reading that Windu had Palpatine on the ropes and the only thing that saved him was Anakin
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 20:43 |
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Ammanas posted:Mark Hamill is really, really good in TLJ. His meeting with Leia is remarkable in it's depth of emotion portrayed almost exclusively through expression. He's never been a great actor but his performance (especially given middling material) is shocking and underrated. Hamil is a great actor when doing voice work. His Joker perfect.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 04:58 |
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Qui Gon would’ve been completely justified just killing Watto outright and freeing them both. He’s a loving slave owner. gently caress him.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 00:15 |
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CelticPredator posted:Lord and Miller are geniuses Lord and Miller were fired and publicly embarrassed
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 02:57 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:She's a really good actress but she's British, meaning that she doesn't give a poo poo about whatever movie she's in. I hate it when Brits do this. loving limey bastards wasting everyone’s time
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 19:13 |
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Pops Mgee posted:They each have one Sith Lord kill. Anakin technically has 2 but there's a 25 year gap between the 2. Given that there are never more than 2 running around at a time that's still a pretty good rate. I think when Obi Wan said that the only kill they have between them is Maul, an apprentice.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 08:37 |
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I don’t know who is correct here but to me it’s more interesting if Han is lying and the Falcon is actually a POS
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 23:08 |
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Perhaps she’s just aware of the events and hasn’t seen the movies because they’re not movies in her world
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 02:07 |
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That sounds so much better
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 19:23 |
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It’s a Death Star in all but name
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 04:26 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:20 |
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jivjov posted:The Death Star was an artificial battle station; Starkiller Base is It’s so similar they might as well be the same. You’re being intentionally petty about this.
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 04:36 |