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Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Any updates on the israeli cops busting up that haredim neighbourhood for being insufficiently zionist? google is returning tons of stories about one joining the army instead : )

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Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

PawParole posted:

@unitedtorahjews

Thanks friend

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Chillgamesh posted:

Even ignoring that it'd piss off everyone in the world that isn't already showering Israel in cash, and ignoring that it's unconscionably evil even by IDF standards, the Nerve Gas thing sounds like an insanely bad idea even from a tactical standpoint

Yeah like what the gently caress are they gonna do, drive a bunch of "PLEASE DONT DRONE ME" gas trucks into Gaza with some tunnel sniffers and just hope they don't immediately get mobbed by a thousand righteously furious starving Palestinians?

Airdrop nerve gas on civilians, air strikes for those who flee. Pax Americana.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

as much as I hate and poo poo on Orwell, politics and the English language

moi aussi, mon ami

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Godlessdonut posted:

I just saw the video of the Israeli tank blowing up the civilian car trying to get away and drat, they really are going with "if they run, they're Hamas. If they stay put, they're well-trained Hamas" aren't they?

its been the playbook since korea

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

The plan to drive all Christians out of Jerusalem, for instance, would end in another exile.

There's still time for that

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Minimizing civilian deaths by dropping multiple gps-guided bombs directly onto a refugee camp.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
The show starts with my son and daughter playing with our dog. The dog is old and he`s missing all of his teeth, so the way we feed him is that he sucks off my son so long till my son cums and ejects his sperm into the dog`s mouth. The daughter is there to suck my son`s balls and his anus so that my son gets a little extra out of this feeding ritual as well. After the dog is fed, my daughter gets down on all fours and licks off the dog`s saliva as the dog fucks her rear end in a top hat. My wife comes up, singing the collected hits of duo Platin. The second she sees the dynamic trio, she gets down on her knees and starts rubbing her old, wrinkled pussy. My daughter stops sucking his brother and moves over to her mom. She stands in front of her, pissing all over her mother`s face and naked breasts as my son fucks her in the rear end. The dog is running around, licking the urine that drips all around and as my son`s cums in his sister`s rear end, he crawls underneath them and licks the dripping anus. My wife is now standing up and is dildo loving her daughter from behind, as my son is loving my wife in the rear end. The dog is humping my son and they all move by the tune of “Mary had a little lamb“. Suddenly my son stops and grabs my mother by the throat, starting to choke her. She turns purple, then blue as her veins burst and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The daughter shrieks and runs away, only to be caught by me. I recently had a tetanus shot and something went wrong since my dick is bloated like a balloon. I grab her, throw her in the air and virtually run her through with my cock. At the end of it, there`s her uterus with a little fetus as she was two months pregnant. I walk over to my wife, still with my bleeding daughter hanging on my cock and she takes her off, eating the fetus. My son licks the blood off and my dog finishes what is left of the uterus. We are all very tired and the last thing I manage to say is “So, I see you all got your lunch. I think I`ll have a burger!” I walk over to the fridge, grab a burger, while my son is feeding off her sister`s carcass and my wife is finishing the uterus, pop a beer on my way and sit down to watch a football game. After the game is over and my daughter finally dies with her stomach penetrated and blood gushing all over the stage, the rest of the family gets up, takes a bow, kicks the dog in the rear end, making it topple off the stage and into the band pit, takes another bow and gets off the stage, dragging the body of my daughter behind them, leaving a bloody trail. We all come back one last time to take our last bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

And the father says, “Hamas”

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Al! posted:

state department??? no i call it the Maxwell House

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Israel naming their tanks after gods magic chariot and then getting them all blown up because they refuse to screen with infantry feels like a metaphor for something,

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

When was the last time in world history that Hospitals were actively targeted on purpose as a matter of course, other than the Syrian Civil war the only other example I can think of is the Rape of Nanking.

America bombed every free standing building on the Korean peninsula and killed over 10% of the population overall. Much higher in certain areas

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
If every bomb israel drops is made in America and the majority of Americans oppose these same bombs being dropped why do they simply not shut down/blockade the bomb factories?

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

VROOM VROOM posted:

a small group of protestors in Portland (max 50) blocked the entrance to the local Boeing facility this morning, preventing any vehicles from entering for at least 3 hours, though not for lack of trying - several cars attempted to enter anyway and an 18-wheeler tried to straight up push through the crowd, but all were bravely repelled

this has been your resistance in the heart of burgerland report, thank you for reading

Beautiful start

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Fill the bottom full of explosives and ghost ride it into an Israeli port.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

You'd think the IDF would have instructed recruits on the difference between the 'Commit War Crime' and 'Order Pizza' buttons in the tank.

Murdering civilians generated credits to pay for the pizza and rave party.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
https://vxtwitter.com/TalibanPRD__/status/1726615183613702349?t=YnToH3QGNv3REE02jWh4Zg&s=19

The Taliban noticed us

Edit: parody, jokes, not real

Puppy Burner has issued a correction as of 23:14 on Nov 20, 2023

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

i added a disclaimer but it was still funny, to me

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

The REAL Goobusters posted:

it’s definitely been said and posted here before but I can’t help but still be surprised (and yet also not really surprised) by how dog poo poo the IDF is. like this was supposed to be one of the premier armies right? Weren’t they supposedly GOATed and trained? All that poo poo means nothing once people actually fought back. it’s wild

It's because like the nazis before them, the west really wants them to win despite them being larping cowards who can only shoot civilians. NATO is global Nazism.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

The Israeli ambassador to Belgium:



kinda anti-semitic for the israelis to compare themselves to the brabant gang but i guess it fits...

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

FlapYoJacks posted:

This feels like the hypothetical situation of "What if the Nazis had the nukes in 1945?" and the answer is, "No Western nation will ever do anything to stop them in their pursuit of genocide."

Buddy the west didn't stop the holocaust when the nazis didn't have nukes

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Terrorism is a useful word to describe things like carpet bombing civilians, arresting and torturing infants, poisoning wells, assaulting hospitals, drone strikes, no-knock raids, etc

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

Someone asked about the German government's support for Israel. Tl;dr : :freeland:

good post im going to check out the book After the Holocaust: Jewish Survivors in Germany After 1945

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

One of the fundamental tensions of Israel is that, like Rhodesia and South Africa, they can be a democracy or a state based around an extremely narrow franchise and definition of citizenship, but not really both. To maintain their democracy where only certain people vote, the other community needs to be tortured and terrorized. But how can you be a democracy that prevents a plurality, I think it's fair to say majority, of people from voting?

It's not just limited to self-conception, it's why Israel can't choose the obvious path of a one state solution. They could not maintain an exclusionary definition of citizenship, while incorporating people into the nation, while also not intending for them to vote.

I am curious how liberals twist themselves into knots over this, because "the only democracy in the Middle East" must avoid actually being a democracy at all costs.

the people who can't vote are brown, op

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Israel is Rhodesia 2 but this time the whites are even more depraved and bloodthirsty

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

carcinofuck posted:

plz expand
developing nations don't have cruise missiles but have what in their stead?

their poo poo stolen by the people who do have them, historically

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Honky Mao posted:

Why hasn't tel aviv been nuked yet?

no one wants to turn 2 million deaths into 7+ billion, except maybe americans i guess?

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

OctaMurk posted:

this is nonsensical, do the really believe they can impose this

we're four months into the war and hamas is still firing rocket barrages

the internet nationalism makes you stupid

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

That's how liberals generally handle Israel-Palestine - "it's complicated".

For who, dumbass?

I'm a coward and fundamentally don't care. The tv says it's hard so I don't have to think about it. The Good Guys are in charge because of Democracy and Freedom. Muslims are scary. I live in the best of all possible worlds.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Grimson posted:

all of this, and also that they speak with basically flawless english accents and then only pull out the kh-sound for KHAMAS.

You ever heard a Lib say Drumpf? They think words are magic and the signifier defines the signified. Also why they're losing probably tbh.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Orange Devil posted:

Liberals will always choose order over justice.

Liberals will always choose barbarism

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Pentecoastal Elites posted:


man, maybe this IS it -- the 20th century fascists echoed the communists they despised, but the 21st century fascists can only echo the resistance libs they hate.

Terrifying and likely true.

As to movies, half of the movies produced in the Third Reich were comedies and about a quarter were melodrama. With the tone becoming increasingly lighthearted as they lost the war and the state collapsed. Criticism was banned and replaced with content essays and examinations of the works racial and ideological importance. Nazism was always soy, the Germans just had an actual culture to base it in vs America.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Pretzel Rod Serling posted:

Harry is 11 years old

The author is as well, mentally

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
https://vxtwitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1748534185265107237

Germans back on their nazi poo poo

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Ardennes posted:

What does the Israeli state have to give them at this point because of some spotty medical care and low prospects for employment?


religio-ethnic purity, a more explicitly enslaved underclass, and a chance to act out their worst impulses

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

boo boo bear posted:

I choose to believe they smashed those boats on purpose, like a mini ratings mutiny, because the mission was entirely bullshit.

I have no proof of this and don't need any.

I choose to believe the British hollowed out their navy to give tax cuts to pedophiles and this is actually the best they can do.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Smug Mug posted:

the us is not all-powerful and has lost a tremendous amount of credibility by its actions in the last 3 decades especially. how would we stop the icj from ruling against israel even?

Half the court is American client states and the psychotic nazis that run this poo poo will sanction and/or bomb over it.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Sancho Banana posted:

"Will Israel make a survival-horror video game about October 7 massacre?"


https://m.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783324

Truly unhinged minds at work

The actual nazis loved this kinda stuff too. They were really big into atrocity porn fiction to justify themselves.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

why did we place the center of world humanitarian justice in the god drat netherlands

putting it in belgium would have been too ironic

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

ANY MORALLY CORRECT AND JUST PERSON WOULD AID HAMAS, THE UN SHOULD JUST JOIN HAMAS

gently caress EVERYONE ELSE, THE WEST ARE SUBHUMAN NAZIS

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Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011

throw me in a 747 and send me to beijing. i am ready

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