TRUMP375: He can make anything sexy. That's the problem.

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BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

I told my boss I might be quitting on short notice if I get a job I interviewed for yesterday and he told me if I didn't give notice he would fire me on the spot and hold my last check

So

I got that going for me

Fight for workers rights comrades

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BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

is he one of the smelly nerds or does he just service that community?

All of the above

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:48

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Also a brief reminder for ant poo poo head bosses out there

The one ancom on staff who is incredibly vocal about workers rights and how important they are

The worst person to gently caress with for all kinds of reasons

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:49

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Domestic Amuse posted:

Is this how the Silver Surfer was born?

*Deep breath* actually,

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:57

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Xaris posted:

isn't that illegal lol

mot that it matters

nothing matters

Yes! I actually pointed this out and he was basically like lol you think the owner cares

This I after i spent two months getting a paycheck j error fixed because the boss just dragged his feet forever

And six months being scheduled for shifts I've told them multiple times I can't work

So since two weeks is generally a courtesy you extend what reason do I possibly have to be nice to them, especially after that

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:59

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Also, I am for the record the most hardline leftist in the store, I wear a pin on my bag that's the anarchist A but made from a hammer and sickle, I don't hide this at all, and I openly talk about how important workers rights are at work

I am quite literally the worst person to try this poo poo on because I am the last person to just bend over and take it

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:00

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pancakes posted:

You fool, you’ve asked a nerd question on the internet! Norinn for a radd story now.

gently caress you

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:01

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

Send some feelers out to local employment/labor/whatever lawyers, considering it's very likely just going to be an immediate decision in your favor, they may take it for like whatever it costs to file poo poo+beer money

That or pick up the required paperwork and contact them for the information so that they know what you're doing and see how they react

Yeah this is my plan honestly

Also to contact the labor board

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:04

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

Your lone advantage is that if you can make this more costly to them in prospect than what your paycheck is, they'll likely cave and tell you to gently caress off forever

Hopefully the rule of law for labor where your at isn't totally destroyed

Hahahaha I'm in new York

And honestly I hope he'll try to drag this out because I'll loving put him out of business from the cost before I give up

I'll go into crippling debt over a three hundred dollar check

gently caress you

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:07

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

BeefThief posted:

Get the new job and just stop showing up to the old one, nothing beats a good old stealth gently caress you.

Unless it would cost you more personally than it would be worth in smug satisfaction

It would

I still like my co-workers here

Like, I've been here for four years now, cumulatively

This is my hosed up idiot family

Now if the event manager who's one of my best friends wasn't still here yeah no I'd get the email and never show up again

Assuming I get the job which im.v hopeful about

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:15

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

but like................. why did you tell your boss this?

Because I didn't want to totally blindside him with it! I figured some notice was better than literally none! Also the new job would be a massive step up for me so why are you even mad that I would ditch anjob where I've never had a raise to do that

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:19

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

I was in retail for 10 years, the rest of the staff started the day out hosed already at least this way they get to watch the boss melt down because they had to leave at 5p instead of 3p

All of my co-workers who aren't supervisors of some kind and one who is support me entirely in just up and quitting

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:20

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

i texted a former coworker to see if she would be willing to corroborate my story if i had to go to a lawyer and whoops turns out there's other illegal things happening i'm calling the fuckin labor board as soon as i'm out at a bare minimum and im almost hoping he fucks with my last check because he'll owe me three times the face value, at the very least

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:46

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

unironically if he fucks with my check and i get three times the value? i'm buying a switch with it

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:47

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Guy Goodbody posted:

good choice

i already have a ps4 and lol buying an xbox

alnilam posted:

good luck labor ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTbashsKic

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:51

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

how do you even get a switch, stand around in wallmart until 1am or something?

wait for amazon to have it duh

i honestly only want two games on it but yolo

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:52

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

yeah. i got all of the indies on the computer already, and i played zelda on the wiiu. pmuch just a mario machine right this second, but there gunna be a lot more good poo poo.

bayo, metroid other poo poo that my brain ain't remembering

i want it for odyssey and bow

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:55

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

now im gonna post the internationale in different languages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:56

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

its me im the guy who prefers the french version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POH14-HMGFc

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:56

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Guys would anyone here post in a cspam sci fi and fantasy thread

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 05:33

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

i would but i don't think it's completely appropriate to this forum

It's not appropriate to the pos either and yet

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 05:35

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

I'm glad the Lambs survived so they can do that thing heroes sometimes do where they become the boss and thus the badguy. Taylor and Blake didn't get to do that.

i think twig has the most potential for a sequel because you can just set it somewhere else and let the simmering rebellion and the restructuring of the world be the backdrop

plus i want to see what their plans look like generations down the line

if you arent reading ward tho you should be because hoooooo boy its good

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 05:57

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

also im reading the traitor baru cormorant and its really good

basically an empire with an idiot king is conquering a nunch of places

including this island nation that's cool with gay folks and poly relationships are the norm and poo poo's chill

the empire: is not. the empire's basically nazis.

and the book is about a girl who enters the empire's civil service to further herself until she can overthrow them or at least lessen their yoke

its REALLY GOOD

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:00

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

well of course i am reading ward. really wondering what tattletale is up to at this point.

presumably she's the information broker mentioned in the first interlude but my guess is she's trying to be a power broker, manipulating the various factions to try to keep the peace. it would explain her trying to chase off Victoria in the last chapter because her arrival, and the arrival of her team, would upset that balance in a way she hadn't planned for

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:02

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Chokes McGee posted:

my favorite 2017 twist is still the juggalos being the vanguard of the proletariat

ehhhhhhhh they're useful allies potentially but juggalos are still intensely problematic

fortunately most of the problems are cause by wealth disparity so

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:07

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Regular Nintendo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXz_vzROrw

So fun fact we get MTG promos and we don't ever use all of them and I get a crack at them after we're done giving out however many

What I'm saying is I've absolutely bogsrtrd a bunch of untraceable cards and sold them and made like difty bucks

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:30

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Oh what this card sells for thirty bucks

And it's impossible to know it's missing

And we were going to give it away anyway

Yolo

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:33

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

I guess what I saying is labor exploits back bitch

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:40

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Pick posted:

im going to list every single thing from the "100 tyips for notte being a rude asseholee" section that the man i cared about broke egregiously at least 1 tyme

2. Never allow a lady to get a chair for herself, ring a bell, pick up a handkerchief or glove she may have dropped, or, in short, perform any service for herself which you can perform for her, when you are in the room. By extending such courtesies to your mother, sisters, or other members of your family, they become habitual, and are thus more gracefully performed when abroad.

cried out "i thought you were gone!" when i banged on the door begging for a band-aid after slamming my thumb in a car door

4. It is not necessary to tell all that you know; that{187} were mere folly; but what a man says must be what he believes himself, else he violates the first rule for a gentleman’s speech—Truth.

lied about weird stuff for reasons that weren't clear and often made himself look worse and not better

6. Cultivate tact! In society it will be an invaluable aid. Talent is something, but tact is everything. Talent is serious, sober, grave, and respectable; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but it is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch; it is the interpreter of all riddles—the surmounter of all difficulties—the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all places, and at all times; it is useful in solitude, for it shows a man his way into the world; it is useful in society, for it shows him his way through the world. Talent is power—tact is skill; talent is weight—tact is momentum; talent knows what to do—tact knows how to do it;{188} talent makes a man respectable—tact will make him respected; talent is wealth—tact is ready money. For all the practical purposes of society tact carries against talent ten to one.

repeatedly insinuated i was a skank and pointed out to strangers that i have drawn pornography

7. Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though all cannot shine in company; but there are many men sufficiently qualified for both, who, by a very few faults, that a little attention would soon correct, are not so much as tolerable. Watch, avoid such faults.

insisted on paying for a gifted burrito in loose change due to complete unwillingness to accept any gift or favor from anyone

9. Avoid a conceited manner. It is exceedingly ill-bred to assume a manner as if you were superior to those around you, and it is, too, a proof, not of superiority but of vulgarity. And to avoid this manner, avoid the foundation of it, and cultivate humility. The praises of others should be of use to you, in teaching, not what you are, perhaps, but in pointing out what you ought to be.

routinely disparaged my tastes or doubted my tastes if he happened to agree with them, as it was inconceivable i could do anything smart (like him)

14. In meeting a lady at the head of a flight of stairs, wait for her to precede you in the descent.

lied to me about where he was and left me on his porch in the rain and night and then kicked me out almost immediately to go buy toilet paper

whew there are too many of these

67. Nothing can be more ill-bred than to meet a polite{206} remark addressed to you, either with inattention or a rude answer.

literally more times than i could ever describe, including calling him "handsome" and having him immediately respond "goodbye"

The last one is v funny to me

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:07

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Remember the time pick made it clear she wanted his dick so Hugh hid under a pickup truck like a frightened cat

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:18

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

venting is good

i just don't want anyone to have problems because they are over-sharing for... uh... reasons?

Look at this guy who is unfamiliar with pick

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:30

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Adjacent to my job woes earlier remember that I work at a comic store

And realize the hell j live in because if there's a medium with more chud followers than metal it's comics

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:32

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

NecroMonster posted:

is it like 95% of DC comics fans or more like 99%?

Honestly there's no real division at this point

Marvel people are or were the most vocal for a bit because marvel was making a big diversity push

Do you know how many times I've heard those books referred to those as the sjw books

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:36

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

punchymcpunch posted:

comic book dorks are fuckin dorks

I mean I've been reading comics since I was maybe seven so that's three quarters of my life now so

Yeah

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:53

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

My name's dickeye I have literally every issue of 2000ad printed on my computer and a big stack of paper copies in a box, I fuckin love comics, I'll never touch a titty

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 07:56

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Marvel comics owed a lot of it's early success to the fact that stan Lee is an incredible hype man who just dumped on DC nonstop

2000AD ran a story where the in continuity editor showed a copy of the comic to a kid who read the competition and it literally drove him insane by being so rad

Rules

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 08:05

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Comics rule

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 08:20

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Probably Magic posted:

hell yeah they do

I'm reading the first year or two of 2000ad what srr you reading

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 08:30

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Probably Magic posted:

probably nextwave again, catch up on whatever bullshit is going on in saga next time I'm at B&N

Nextwave is trash

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BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Probably Magic posted:

honestly i haven't read as much since marvel took its monthlies out of bookstores, which just means i need to get to a comic store, but meh

i was enjoying gotham academy and the vision for awhile, but i'm sick and tired of all my favorite books being written like rear end otherwise

If you like vision that guy is writing Batman now and it's loving incredible

Also the Flintstones book that came out last year I'd a secret masterpiece, it's this rad social commentary but like weird as hell

There's a subplot through most of the book about how the appliances are slaves and at one point the appliances call the family pet "uncle Dino"

Also the issue about marriage where Fred refused to get married until Adam and Steve can get married, and also there's a gay bar called Homo Erectus

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 08:48

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