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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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i honestly have no idea what thread this belongs in since it's a perfect superset of so many things wrong with america

https://twitter.com/RevLeftRadio/status/1160957093911945216

https://twitter.com/RevLeftRadio/status/1160983827503824897

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Shear Modulus posted:

where is facebook getting the info that a shooter is active. are they monitoring for a burst of facebook posts "omg i heard gunshots"

they just watch for the guy livestreaming himself murdering people on facebook.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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SlothfulCobra posted:

A lot of money doesn't physically exist and is a whole hypothetical access to a bank which only has a certain federally-regulated fraction of the currency that it it owes you, but in theory if there was a run on the bank where more people wanted their money out than the bank could sustain, the federal government will cover it. I don't think it's ever been tested though. I'm pretty certain there's more "virtual" currency than physical though.
this has been tested repeatedly, it's called the FDIC and it works. I don't think a run on the FDIC itself has been tested but since it's a governmental body it'd be backstopped by the Full Faith And Credit clause, and if we're asking about that then we're past the point where paper money matters and bartering for water and bullets.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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in a completely unexpected twist literally nobody at all could have seen coming, this bold move by pg&e managed to avoid killing people


for a whole twelve minutes.

"No it totally wasnt our fault this person died desperately trying to reach his backup equipment he just happened to have, um, excited delerium."

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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although i blame the FDA and the medical company because it's utterly loving insane that they considered it reasonable to expect people to try to swap out medical equipment in the dark so the battery operated unit he had wasn't rated for full-time use or something stupid like that, meaning he had to use the wall-power-no-backup unit most of the time.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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you can spend months getting SCUBA certified for less complicated procedures by able bodied people and they still fuckup and die getting their spare online in an emergency - but you expect someone extremely ill and weak to be able to do it in the goddamned dark after being (hopefully) woken up.

Even if the lack of oxygen didn't kill him it was the stress of the situation that did.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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etalian posted:

Yeah it's basically a subsidized for profit company.

PG&E also did aggressive lobbying to prevent local towns from being able to start their own muni utilities through a referendum.


Yeah the real cause is PG&E deliberately didn't spend money to inspect and maintain their equipment while giving bonuses to upper management & paying a few hundred million dollars for a dividend program.

"a few hundred million" is a real strange way to spell FOURTEEN BILLION in dividends and stock buybacks.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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sincx posted:

Our reality is a really, really lovely low-budget rip off of Snow Crash

i'm just waiting on the ability to get stickers that atomically bond with the material you slap them on. one day i'll finally see that glorious late-night informercial showing a half-peeled bumper sticker filmed in black and white and know the future is finally here.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

real talk, the American people's response to school shootings basically cemented my greater psychological scope theory that MAD is bullshit, and at some point in the next decade a nuclear state is going to drop the bomb on a rival country's city, it won't cause the end of the world, and everyone is just going to grow to accept a new reality where every six to eight months a city just gets deleted somewhere on the planet because nobody is willing to actually stop it

might be sooner than that with the tromp state department trying to handle kashmir. i can't imagine them doing any better with that than any of their other spectacular failures.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Peanut Butler posted:


couldn't finish Diamond Age

that's ok neither could stephenson.

I've quit reading for months or years at a time every time I hit the loving brick wall of a stephenson book at 120mph. I bet pre-edit it's something like 100,000 words exactly and he just instantly saves it and mails it in. had to quit reading him entirely after diamond age because i didn't want to give up reading itself entirely.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Tubgoat posted:

Pretext for brutalising or otherwise mistreating undesireables.

Sunrail (light commuter rail in Orlando Florida) spends more money on the contracted-out ticketing and billing system than it makes on fares, by several million dollars. No, just going free isn't an option why do you ask?

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Feral Integral posted:

I think you are conflating some things here. Not all machine learning works like ganns or stuff goes in the black box stuff comes out.

The point is people can extrapolate a lot of things you might not realize from data points that dont necessarily seem related. Even if they are using a black box gan or something to generate marketing campaigns/target audiences its easy to verify the results through a little cheap a/b testing and then just select the ones that work.
I've yet to see any machine learning that has managed to remotely comprehend basic things though. Amazon dumps literal billions into their algorithms that see that I bought one size of air filter and spams me with ads for the wrong size because apparently people constantly replace their unit so they need different sizes every month.

Spotify/pandora have never managed to find me music relevant to my interests no matter how long I spent trying to train it.

Youtube has the closest thing to "success" in that it's given up and just recommends I watch what my subs put out recently. I mostly find new content from collaborations.

Twitter (and facebook before I deleted it) do nothing but annoy me when they revert to "algorithmic" content instead of newest because it manages to be less relevant than just picking random items from my friends in the last 72 hours.

These are the apex of the vaunted algorithm so I strongly suspect that no matter what they tell to marketing about their ad targeting they're just blowing smoke up their rear end.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Nothus posted:

Yeah we're already there, it's just that we did it the neoliberal way so it's patchwork, decentralized, largely run by private companies, and tied into the financial system.
until 1970s equifax denied you a mortgage if you were a homosexual or a communist. This definitely accurate and never wrong collection of data was supported by a broad network of snitches. Of course it took a coalition of straight white men who found out they were being labeled as gay communists to bring this to light before congress. Skin color was of course a perfectly fine reason to make sure someone didn't live in the wrong neighborhood.

https://www.fastcompany.com/40464730/equifax-has-a-super-shady-history-that-might-explain-its-shady-present

quote:

Alan Westin, a Columbia University professor of public law, took to the pages of the New York Times to let consumers know that their Retail Credit files may include “facts, statistics, inaccuracies and rumors” about basically every aspect of a person’s life, as detailed in a 1995 Wired magazine article. That included everything from people’s jobs and schooling to details about their marital troubles and sex lives. Companies, Wired notes, used that information to deny credit to those they found “morally lacking.”


Turns out people didn't like the private stasi so they rebranded to Equifax and said "ok now it's your responsibility to make sure all our data on you is right but also we may refuse to correct it, go pound sand."

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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i think an important thing to remember is the african warlord who covered himself in the blood of his victims to make himself invisible to his enemies and slaughtered men, women and children indiscriminately is a better person and positively a pacifist compared to even the "best" billionaire. in the end, he only can kill with his own hands. they have vast resources to kill on a scale he could never even dream of.

if you want a hero look to john brown

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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eSports Chaebol posted:

there’s less activity than with buttcoins but a jpeg would be too big and too much math so it’s just a URL. yes you can own an NFT that is eventually a 404

double 404 given enough time (a few weeks or months), the NFT points to one webserver that's just a .json describing where the image is, on another webserver.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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wow this is truly inspiring and definitely not the first act in a tragedy about capitalis

https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/16/22937198/bionic-eye-company-defunct-ieee-spectrum-go-read-this

quote:

More than 350 blind people around the world have implants in their eyes made by the company Second Sight Medical Products, which could help partially restore aspects of sight. But the company abandoned the technology a few years ago when it was teetering on the verge of bankruptcy, according to a new investigation from IEEE Spectrum. Now, if something goes wrong with the implants, users are left stranded.
oh

Basically everything about medical care under capitalism is an utter nightmare and there's no market for a product that lets someone hammer out one character per minute while contributing exactly zero to jeff bezos 14th yacht fund, so find that last flicker of hope and hold a pillow over it until it stops struggling because it WILL betray you if you don't.

Harik has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Apr 7, 2022

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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TACD posted:

it would be nice to punch the monkey once more, for old times’ sake

i'd rather punch the monkey again than watch the mobile ad that spends it's entire time gaslighting you "don't you hate games that show this gameplay but you download them and they're completely different? we here at <GARDENING THEMED BEJEWELED CLONE> don't do that!" as they show ads of solving puzzles that are not in their game, lol.

the first time i saw it i ended up watching the whole thing, in awe of just how brazen it was.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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The lawyer who let chatGPT hallucinate up his motion for him was in court today explaining why the judge shouldn't disbar him

it, uh, went spectacularly.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/08/nyregion/lawyer-chatgpt-sanctions.html

quote:

He repeatedly tried to explain why he did not conduct further research into the cases that ChatGPT had provided to him.

“God, I wish I did that, and I didn’t do it,” Mr. Schwartz said, adding that he felt embarrassed, humiliated and deeply remorseful.

“I did not comprehend that ChatGPT could fabricate cases,” he told Judge Castel.

In contrast to Mr. Schwartz’s contrite postures, Judge Castel gesticulated often in exasperation, his voice rising as he asked pointed questions. Repeatedly, the judge lifted both arms in the air, palms up, while asking Mr. Schwartz why he did not better check his work.

As Mr. Schwartz answered the judge’s questions, the reaction in the courtroom, crammed with close to 70 people who included lawyers, law students, law clerks and professors, rippled across the benches. There were gasps, giggles and sighs. Spectators grimaced, darted their eyes around, chewed on pens.

“I continued to be duped by ChatGPT. It’s embarrassing,” Mr. Schwartz said.

An onlooker let out a soft, descending whistle.

...

“Paradoxically, this event has an unintended silver lining in the form of deterrence,” he said.

There was no silver lining in courtroom 11-D on Thursday. At one point, Judge Castel questioned Mr. Schwartz about one of the fake opinions, reading a few lines aloud.

“Can we agree that’s legal gibberish?” Judge Castel said.

Let's not forget there's two smartest boys in the room involved in this fiasco. Schwartz let chatGPT write his motion, but Schwartz wasn't admitted to practice in federal court. No problem, his coworker LeDuca who IS legally able to argue in federal court was just signing off whatever he did without reading it, which is absolutely something you should do and never has any negative consequences!

quote:

Judge Castel questioned Mr. LoDuca on Thursday about a document filed under his name asking that the lawsuit not be dismissed.

“Did you read any of the cases cited?” Judge Castel asked.

“No,” Mr. LoDuca replied.

“Did you do anything to ensure that those cases existed?”

No again.
In summary:

quote:

“This case has reverberated throughout the entire legal profession,” said David Lat, a legal commentator. “It is a little bit like looking at a car wreck.”

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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PostNouveau posted:

And those background characters don't get paid for their likeness appearing all over the place, but they make money doing NPC catchphrases on TikTok

lol no they don't their likeness is owned by the studios so they get a copyright strike and all the ad revenue goes to bob eiger directly.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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71523 posted:

so every single one of the porn sharing sites on the internet removed all studio porn over the course of the last 3 years?
Wrong studio. I'm riffing on this abomination
and that movie/TV studios have grabbed copyright on people's names in the past out from under them and caused a bunch of legal grief.

It's not likely that any background extra is going to discover that they're owned by the studio for a one-time payment of $25 but lmao if you don't think they'd try.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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https://twitter.com/Shmuli/status/1680674189361946624

Lol excellent work google that's an outstanding scam you're facilitating.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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The Oldest Man posted:

loving this since gunshot detectors are about as real as bite-mark analysis

possibly even less real, since the way they're used is the police asks the vendor to falsify some evidence a shot was fired at a particular time at a particular location and they do it because it's what they're paid to do.

This is different than burn patterns and bite mark analysis in that those are just completely unscientific nonsense making up reasons why a pre-determined conclusion is

oh wait, nevermind they're the same thing.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Trabisnikof posted:

just wait til someone forks it

buddy, they won't even let me fork it

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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https://www.404media.co/crypto-startup-prime-trust-files-for-bankruptcy-after-losing-password-to-38-9-million-crypto-wallet/

I just saw this and lol at the idea of reading threads when I could :justpost:

quote:

A buzzy startup offering financial infrastructure to crypto companies has found itself bankrupt primarily because it can’t gain access to a physical crypto wallet with $38.9 million in it. The company also did not write down recovery phrases, locking itself out of the wallet forever in something it has called “The Wallet Event” to a bankruptcy judge.

Prime Trust pitches itself as a crypto fintech company designed to help other startups offer crypto retirement plans, know-your-customer interfaces, ensure liquidity, and a host of other services. It says it can help companies build crypto exchanges, payment platforms, and create stablecoins for its clients. The company has not had a good few months. In June, the state of Nevada filed to seize control of the company because it was near insolvency. It was then ordered to cease all operations by a federal judge because it allegedly used customers’ money to cover withdrawal requests from other companies.
...
Rather than write down the seed phrases, Prime Trust opted to laser etch them into a piece of steel called “Cryptosteel Hardware,” which are called “Wallet Access Devices” in the court filings, and which look like this:


I don't know if "we lost them" is funnier or the inevitability that the funds mysteriously move 6 months from now because someone walked off with the "wad".

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Kitfox88 posted:

If you read any of the books or reports about American nuclear arsenals and their history and upkeep you'll either laugh or cry at how we haven't blown up yet so yeah almost deffo

remember when we classified a critical bomb technology so hard that we completely forgot how to make the magic kaboom foam and had to re-create that part of the manhattan project to figure it out all over again?

good times.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Milo and POTUS posted:

?

I prefer scrubbing bubbles

poo poo's like magic. IT CHANGES COLOR, WTF.


I think the funniest part about the bomb foam was that we remembered the formula to make it so we spent umpteen bajillion on raytheon or whoever and told them to whip us up a batch because we needed to top up the foam tanks on our death phalluses

so they did and we tested and there was no earthshattering kaboom

we'd hosed it up originally back in the 60s and it wasn't pure, and modern synthesis advanced enough that they made pure foam that wouldn't blow up. so we had to do a crash course in how to gently caress it up just enough that it goes boom but not so much that it wraps back around to not going boom.

as i've gotten older and seen more and more of this poo poo i become more receptive to sci-fi premises of a lost age of technological marvels that we can't comprehend. Atlas-5 rockets? Lol way beyond our capabilities. we can't even make new candybar configurations anymore, all we can do is swap out flavors on the machines our ancestors made and when they wear out so goes an entire genus of treat.

E: instantpots are now a relic of a bygone, better age. You can only get cheap imported claymore mines now for when you really hate your family but love cooking.

Harik has issued a correction as of 06:01 on Sep 23, 2023

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Amphigory posted:

Some prime av material in those Facebook ai stickers

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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ikanreed posted:

Having worked very specifically on the problem of storing genomic data, I can tell you they don't usually use a database.

That said, there are known attacks on some of the aligner programs used if you could generate specific sequences about 1000 base pairs long.

it's so much worse than databases. it's a complete nonsense field because they've spent decades building research on top of excel so their results are completely polluted by <December, $CurrentYear> fields.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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i fully endorse cars bricking themselves for good.

anything that makes driving poo poo is an unmitigated positive for the world.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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those are pretty common, we had one put up by us mid 90s that was that except the "leaves" pretended to be oak to blend in with the other 200 foot tall oak trees in the area.



What level of dystopia is it that my dryer decides my sopping wet clothes are "dry" and refuses to run anymore because it has a extra special smart boy sensor that just knows you're wasting electricity

so I have to restart it every 10 minutes for an hour, or if I forget my poo poo all mildews and I have to re-wash it.

loving lg trash. jokes on me, I paid $250k for it.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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The Lone Badger posted:

You shouldn’t be putting sopping wet clothes in the drier.

the washer does a pretty good job with the spin cycle, apparently they didn't slap a dirt sensor on it to stop working halfway through because "your clothes are clean enough".

the dryer is just incapable of taking it from there and fulfilling its only purpose in this world because it's "smart".

it's even got bluetooth! look at how smart it is*


* bluetooth requires an app that hasn't worked since android 6

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

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Kit Walker posted:

That's a good point. Hey OP you're cleaning the lint trap, right?

forgot this thread, lol. No it's not the temperature sensor, manual says the code it throws is a moisture sensor for economy. It exists to get a better energystar rating and cannot be bypassed, even though it uses way more energy to keep repeatedly warming and cooling the clothes instead of just, you know, drying them.

No, it's not the lint trap either, I even snaked out the exhaust line to make sure there wasn't any restrictions.

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