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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Misogyny. Cursed.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Bogus Adventure posted:

Look at that epic level druid. He managed to grow his own sickle.

It's a pickle sickle! :D

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Mohels use a knife, actually. No guillotines involved.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Yeah :(

At school, they taught us "oh, they use a glass tube to suck the blood out, it's sanitary and not weird at all". But apparently not.

e:

Cool. Now give him a raise.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

My good friend Wolfgang:


His brother, James:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGjWc3f9Yc

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/kassy/status/1081179862109511681

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://i.imgur.com/NJsrGOD.mp4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Megillah Gorilla posted:

C'mon mate, you gotta give the context, too!



Mechwarrior is your standard big robot shoot 'em up. It has tabletop games, comics and cartoons. And books. Lots of books.

Now, in all of these books, there are only humans in the galaxy (who all use giant robots, natch). Except for one book where some humans get zapped across space and meet sentient birds.




This book is considered apocrypha by Mechwarrior weebs and any mention of it is pretty much forbidden.

Naturally, when goons started playing the game, they called themselves after the birdpeople and, before every match started, would spam "squawk" over global chat. Which got the mechweebs into a total state of nerd hysteria as they raged over mention of the forbidden book.

Also, goons being goons, would minmax their mechs and use every possible underhanded tactic to, not necessarily win, but annoy, frustrate and enrage their opponents.

I believe it got to the point where, if you even said "squawk" over chat during a match, there would be mass alt-F4s of people immediately leaving the game in a fit of pique.

Yes, I remember them. Opened the match with their arrogant nonsense, going on about how great they were and that they were going to beat us, demanding we surrender and forfeit the game and save ourselves the repair fees. Then we rando pubbies pounded the snot out of them.

Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 01:37 on May 14, 2019

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Literally Esoteric posted:

Sounds like you need more ALLAHU SQUAWKBAR DANGER CLOSE DANGER CLOSE in your life.
Too bad PGI is such total garbage. That game was fun for a while, literally in spite of their bad design and business decisions.

Oh no, I am mad. Trolling is not blessed. Even badly done trolling.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On4v2zQ7K5k
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0jYqBHlN-k

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

shut up netface posted:

As someone who grew up Quaker, I can’t say that we were goaded into suicide. Most of our Sunday mornings were spent in song, silent prayer and occasionally having a member speak their mind, usually tying our principles into modern issues.

Our cornerstones: an egalitarian clergy, no pastors no priests no homily no stained glass no damnation
Men and women ( we have likely incorporated our gender non conforming friends, it’s just been a while since I’ve been) are on equal footing within the church community
Non violence
Charity
Acting conscientiously

And literally never quoting or having biblical readings, I poo poo you not. Not once the entire time.

I’ve also been to friends churches, synagogues as a kid and immediately determined that Quakerism is barely an organized religion in comparison.

Feel free to ask Quaker questions, but for now, Quakerism is pretty blessed in hellworld 2019

Did they ever teach you to rocket jump?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Powershift posted:

The movie i was thinking of was small soldiers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwIt5wagRsg

Which uhh.....

https://i.imgur.com/nBMoh03.mp4

what the gently caress?

e: David Cross, Jay Mohr, Dennis Leary, and Phil Hartman, I might have to watch this again

Bonus blessed. from the PG-13 rating page for Small Soldiers.



I'm the wild flirtation.

You know, I always meant to look up that song from Small Soldiers. What was it?... By who? Wait, I remember something about him being a...

:stare:

Intensely cursed

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I have no pics of it, but today one of my cats informed me he wanted cuddles by climbing onto my chest and nuzzling my face. This guy:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

TontoCorazon posted:

Tell him to get a job, he's a bum

That is his job. To lie there, look gorgeous, and get cuddles.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


That twitterer is extremely cursed, though.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1182500155184046080?s=20

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Source?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Imgur tag is "Lola Astanova as Wednesday Addams"

Thanks. I couldn't figure out how to find it on imgur, myself.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Subway Gawdz is a great album. https://toomanyzooz.bandcamp.com/album/subway-gawdz

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Trabant posted:

Asstronaut.

It was right there.

:cmon:

Well, right, but arsetronaut sounds... actually, it's pretty funny. Never mind, carry on!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

A guy drives around and heckles skateboarders to "do a kickflip!"

It's Tony Hawk!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


:stare:

Bugger me, I should really practise guitar harder.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

crispix posted:

Ah okay thanks. Australian is a great accent for swearing and shouting in imo

It's Nelligen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelligen,_New_South_Wales

Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jan 5, 2020

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


No, Wilbur plays the saxophone. It's Red who plays the guitar.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Boogoose posted:

So he can hear people cumming.

Outstanding.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

From the gif thread:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Beachcomber posted:

That cat is trying to milk the one lying down. That's what kneading means.

Negatory. Adult cats do it when they're relaxed and happy, possibly because it comes from the kneading to get milk when they were kittens. Not because they still want milk.

If anything, it's a bit like sucking one's thumb, but without the stigma or damage to teeth.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Seriously, what the gently caress are you supposed to put tomato sauce on if not a sausage on bread with onions? That's what it's for :australia:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


A bunch of Roman ruins are de facto cat sanctuaries. Since humans aren't allowed in to bother them, stray cats wander in and take up residence.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

morcant posted:

Largo di Torre Argentina not only has a bunch of cats living in there for you to gaze at while you also check out the place Julius Caesar probably got stabbed - but also has a cat sanctuary that feeds and cares for the cats. You can visit it (and the cats), donate/"adopt" one of the cats, buy cat-themed souvenirs, all kinds of cool stuff. :3:

Awesome!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

cloven hoof posted:

That’s Too Many Zooz! I saw them on tour just a few weeks ago.

Covered on the same page, dude.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


ENP is well worth a visit! It's a rescue/retirement home, mostly for working elephants. 99.999% of which were abused, because That's Just How They Do Things to train a working elephant in Thailand. Including every "elephant ride" tourist operation (so, if you're going to Thailand and want to see elephants, really better to go here).

You can even help feed them, and the more trusting ones will let you pat them. You can even even volunteer to help out, which is something definitely on my bucket list.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


:hai:

Facebook says that one is from Manchester, UK. I saw one of them here, in Melbourne, Australia. We've had a rash of stickers promoting an actual - no-joke, banned in several countries as terrorists - neo-Nazi org, and one of them got (mostly) covered up by one of those stickers.

I make a point of removing them whenever I find them, and each time donating to a refugee charity on their behalf. I can't think of what would piss off Nazis more than donating to a charity that helps brown people get into my country.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:

Orange is cheating, it's clearly a painted ball-bearing.

Isaac Newton would like a word.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Krankenstyle posted:

is that the woman who cut off her lovely husbands dick?

No.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

E: forget it

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

McGavin posted:

The version with sound is better.

https://i.imgur.com/U3pqYgl.mp4

Pull your mask up, goddamnit! :(

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

If you turn bird guy the gears on the other end will reach the speed of light, killing everyone in the room.

...what?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

oh dope posted:

Spin the opposite end of the gears is what he's saying.

Ohhhhh! Right, the actual man with bird wings on the other end.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

jojoinnit posted:

If I'm down to eating brains out of a guy's head, I still don't want there to be a pube in it.

Then be careful of dickheads! :dadjoke:

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