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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
someone in the last thread said they heard republicans talking about thinking about not voting for a republican

i call bullshit, fake news as gently caress

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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

im the licensed product that has the phrase "adam, the creator" slyly inserted for no reason

in other words, i dont exist

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

climate chuds are some of the worst chuds

Are there non-climate chuds

It’s one of their pillars alongside immigration and guns

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

a helpful bear posted:

sorry but this is rite-aid do you want these extra large adult diapers or not

I like beer

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Damo posted:

why does he always take questions with marine one in the background making a shitload of noise

oh i know

rteuimp

Uh that is Super Blazer One, the President's personal fire truck

get it right

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

hold it in big guy

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

crazy cloud posted:

can we cancel america yet or do we have to wait until the democrats lose the elections next week and we can finally stop pretending

we will :tif: this poo poo until the bombs are overhead

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

UFOTacoMan posted:

"Alex the Jones here..."

reporting live here on youtu- i mean twi- i mean twitt-

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
There was this double pizza at Walmart yesterday that was a cheese pizza with Alfredo sauce on top of a regular cheese pizza

It sounded good but it was too unhealthy to eat alone

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Bumbling villains in a Disney movie

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Broshevik posted:

I honestly don't see how November could get dumber than this

:unsmigghh:

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Fuckin AM talk radio treated this caravan poo poo better

Guy had a reporter on who said there’s zero evidence of terrorists in the caravan and that trump keeps inflating the size

Media sucks

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

The fresh jug of Bacardi I bought today agrees w/ this story

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Schnorkles posted:

eat healthy, drink in moderation, exercise lots

be happy :peanut:

I’m failing at two of these and slipping on the third

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

How do you make a doll out of a player created character

White male, bland haircut

Done

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

vodka is obviously the supreme spirit

Rum is cheaper and 80% the same

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Kav was too drunk to vote

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

lets say republicans hold every seat in the senate and house

how will you be killing yourselves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Qurnah posted:

what did woc do to stir the inner chuds of mtg players?

lifetime ban for a guy who harassed a female cosplayer

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

lol, staffers

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

I thought you wanted less poop humor

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Epic High Five posted:

That's like the perfect encapsulation of neoliberalisms total inability to do anything at all

Excuse me good sir please stop stepping on my face

SIR

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

ShriekingMarxist posted:



Commie ice cream :argh:

Grrr liberal ice cream!

...but I mean, it shouldn’t go to waste, I don’t think

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Addamere posted:

What is the far left ice cream agenda? "A sundae in every bowl?" Redistribution of sprinkles? Seize the means of fudge production?

NOT paying extra for toppings

M and ms for everyone!

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Plinkey posted:

what should i get at the bar OP?



Whichever has the highest alcohol content

If there’s a tie get the more fruity one

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Baller Ina posted:

Whichever has the highest alcohol content

If there’s a tie get the more fruity one

Wait, do they all involve wine in some way?

Because wine is terrible

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
Nichael just can’t stop admiring carpet

He met his hero and he’ll never forget it

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Nichael posted:

b-b-b-but if we raise the minimum wage what about my small business??? :qq:

Forget that, mah Big Macs!

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

powerofrecall posted:

pretty weak euphemism for lesbian sex

That would be appreciating carpet

Admiring is voyeurism

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Yinlock posted:

what about envying carpet

Being closeted

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

pillsburysoldier posted:

Hey guys im a SJW NPC PC nutcase and im here to post "trump bad?"

You misspelled trmpu

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

skaboomizzy posted:

local news is gonna show their product test results of bulletproof backpacks next week

we are dead and this is hell

This reminds me, a guy made a bulletproof book-shaped thing kids can put in their backpack

It costs $500 and there are payment plans available

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Epic High Five posted:

let me tell you the results already

"We found this effective against smaller pistol rounds, but ineffective against rifle rounds."

https://www.armormax.com/added-options/bulletproof-backpack/

What now motherfucker

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

But it’s cardboard haha

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

unedited, 2014



Haha, this dude really is hard for trump

Changed his whole outlook to chase that golden god

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

I support this nomination

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

I'm a public figure with a podcast where my ideals and opinions are put on full display acting like someone not ever meeting me matters

It's the same line trump uses

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Reality Pisser posted:

How bout instead of letting beezos have two headquarters instead we take all of his money

thats not fair

dont punish the successful

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

im hearing "this is not smart" in the whiniest voice possible

its a bad ideeeeaaa, guys

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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

PostNouveau posted:

Oh man you don't want to make enemies of Nate "The Hammer of the Scots" Silver

Nate Silver, The Once-Thought Fool, The Shook Yet Proven, The Vindicated Arzy, First of His Name, of the Five Thirty-Eight

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