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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
So, how 'bout those Saudi Arabian teen girls in New York who accidentally ducttaped each other together at the wrists and ankles and jumped into the Hudson? Boy, that's a real headscratcher. ABC World News Tonight was sure to point out that it could've been suicide, too!

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

FAUXTON posted:

Oddly enough that is more likely to be the Saudi killsquad that seems to be in every Saudi embassy and consulate.

I mean, loving duh, I was just bewildered that an ostensibly "legitimate" news source would even float "accident" or "suicide" as a possibility when someone with object permanence could tell it was homicide, but the news station is likely afraid of finding themselves accidentally binding their limbs with ducttape and leaping into a river.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

ChristsDickWorship posted:

But they never calmed down, and they continued on to boo Burning Brides offstage, who were a loving local Philly band playing their hometown on a major tour.
:(

Mr. Sharps posted:

months long lightning storms
:swoon:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Wynona Dryder posted:

he's literally sexually ill u probably should just not and pretend u did
Wtf's this even mean, like a paraphilia, deformity or STD?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Reminder that ABC World News Tonight actually said "Police have not yet ruled out an accident or suicide," for additional :catstare: and :smithicide:.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

shovelbum posted:

A huge majority of carbon emissions come from sources that consumers wouldn't even notice if they were replaced by the current readily available alternatives. Making it a lifestyle issue is ridiculous unless you commit to the imo extremely anti socialist agenda of cutting emissions by slashing living standards (for the non rich only natch). Of course the chuds care deeply about what fuels power plants and eighteen wheelers burn for some reason.

Asked my mum what luxuries she'd miss if wealth were equalised across the board. The first thing she could think of was "electricity." People well and truly have no loving idea.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Lastgirl posted:

hey, we're carbon based life forms

carbon is good actually~

Convince that person to store a raw, uncut diamond in their rectal cavity. It's pure carbon, it's gotta be pretty healthful!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Knowing what we know now, it seems like it'd have to have been extremely loving deliberate.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bilirubin posted:

Oh I was responding to the bad meat hierarchy, not arguing that murderslaughtering all bison was anything but another example of white supremacy that should be expunged from the earth.

Like, there's white supremacism and then there's deliberately genociding an emminently-useful game animal. One is hateful, cruel and selfish, the other is an extreme example of cutting off your nose, ears and chin to spite your face.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Rah! posted:

how many dogs do u think steve scalise could fight

He can fight as many as you can surround him with but he won't defeat one.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I wander around farting.

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...

What survey are you talking about? No one's surveyed me for anything in years.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Thoatse posted:

battling mice and your private landlord at a military base to own libs
Fallout DLC Mariposa sounding pretty good.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

James woods? From family guy?

Right? McFarlane strikes me as the sort who'd come out in favor of leftism the second it is politically-feasible to do so but isn't gonna risk derailing his gravy train a moment sooner. As an entertainer, he has the barest whisper of an excuse. Our elected "representatives," however...

Nestled in there is the implication that he wouldn't knowingly give a platform to a CHUD.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Squizzle posted:

you are all good people and i love every one of you
Hell, :same:. <3

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Given Al!'s fantastic .gif animations, I could see them coming to that conclusion.

Guardians/parents of differently abled persons, do you basically just consign every destructible item of value in your home to eventual replacement the second you buy it? How do you encourage your child/ward to not gently caress poo poo up?

Full disclosure: I've only recently gotten a handle on managing the feelings of non-differently-abled adults and even then it's a struggle to remain mindful and patient.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

Just watched the Callister episode of Black Mirror and holy gently caress it was good
Remind me what happens? Just, like, a main keyword, lest it inadvertently be spoiled for someone in the thread. Also, if anyone in this thread has not watched all of Black Mirror, I recommend doing so.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

red sampson posted:

I was dating a college intern in college when this hit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen#Enron_scandal

she told me that she was to blame because reasons.

If you want books cooked make 3 sets instead of 2

Tl;dr the 3rd set is the numbers squared against each other?

Black Mirror: ah, yes, thanks. The first episode is the LEAST existentially terrifying one. Like, compared to the rest of the series, it's a light-hearted jaunt into a Lisa Frank picture of kittens and penguins that ends with hot cocoa in front of a safely-contained non-toxic fire.

Edit 2: I am not gonna spoil the ending of the Star Trek episode with any indicator of how cheerful or grimdark it is.

Tubgoat has issued a correction as of 07:36 on Nov 3, 2018

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:staredog: What the Christ? How did that association surface?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

paul_soccer10 posted:

Whatever you.do if yo.read this post DONT VOTE
Sorry m8, Ellison needs all the votes he can get following that extremely successful Republican ad campaign.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Shageletic posted:

The smartest boy alive
That's certainly what Americans were raised to believe.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

triple sulk posted:

the 'boli pulpit
I like this one.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Babby got bork.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Seems enough people voted for our two marijuana parties that they now have to be recognised officially. x'D
I loving love it when our retarded goddamn system accidentally does something good.

TRUKP

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Anyone post this yet? Needs to spread like the cleansing fires of California.

https://www.reddit.com/r/chomsky/comments/9vyza9/general_strike_to_save_the_planet_jan_15_2019/

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Consummate Professional posted:

what if we invested 5 minutes a day to drink the blood of our enemies

Horrific bloodborne pathogen? :shrug:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Nichael posted:

i bet joe biden talks to the baileys

Picturing Biden humoring Schumer by talking loudly and slowly to an empty space near the both of them.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Epic High Five posted:

thawing chickens on the sidewalks
I regularly eat food out of the trash can while out and about and this horrifies me.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

a.lo posted:

what’s a private firefighter

Not much, what's a private firefighter with you?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
AUG thread is thataway. ------------------------------------------------>

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
DIE WAFFEN
LEGT
TRUMP!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

I just had some extremely hot Indian Pizza.
*desire to know more intensifies*

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

mdemone posted:

what is it that Jacob Wohl has done to deserve a check mark?
Openly supports Naziism?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Seriously, need to know more about this Indian pizza, I am always down for new recipes.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:tipshat:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bethamphetamine posted:

You should consider branching out to the Peter Gunn theme into leadups to poo poo going down

Hell March into Hell March 2, imo.
Ed: Balls

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

how is shooting tear gas into a foreign country not just a declaration of war
I'm no poli-sci doctoral candidate, but I'm confident that it literally is.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Every page of that book that gets posted is more baffling than the last. :negative:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Disenchantment is great, anyone who complains about it just hates fun.

And I had brainworms a goodly long time ago, but anarchism and drugs, in that order, killed them. :gritin:

https://mascotbooks.com/mascot-marketplace/buy-books/childrens/picture-books/how-the-people-trumped-ronald-plump/ The book in question. If I still had brainworms, this book would probably kill them from embarrassment.

Tubgoat has issued a correction as of 23:28 on Nov 25, 2018

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
It definitely gets better toward the end of the season.

Also, Hilda is an excellent series, if you can forgive them for having Grimes do the music.

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Solarin posted:

gross he's a cop

Which guarantees Louisgod will consent to sex with him once they're in his custody!

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