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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Not true.


They just perfected it.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Fartington Butts posted:

The balls are stored in the pockets.

How else do you play pocket pool?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


"im not carcinified! im not carcinified!!", i continue to insist as my abdomen slowly shrinks and my sternites are fused into a wide sternal plastron

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/vg_history/status/1373026071608655876?s=20
A lot of good avatar potential here

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I've got a friend who had a miscarriage and she loving hates the loss meme, for what it's worth

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mak0rz posted:

Yeah the whole thing about Loss As Meme is that it was such a tonedeaf attempt at giving the comic a serious story arc when up until then all the characters were incredibly shallow and the interactions with the wife character were "lol women am I right fellas?" kinds of situations.

Also Buckley's commentary on it that went like "They say miscarriage is harder on the mother" or something. Very beep boop feelings robot kind of stuff.

She understand, but still hates it and I'm not about to argue the point.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Superman should use the Cool S

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


xtal posted:

Everyone remembers the third Mario brother, Baranstein

Didn't he die in 1995?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Pththya-lyi posted:

Nara deer are neat because they're not afraid of humans and will let you pet them and feed them rice crackers. You gotta be careful, though:
https://twitter.com/TrotskyTrotter/status/1279781694510215170?s=20

these political compasses are getting indecipherable

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



This whole thread is an extremely pro click, wait til CAPTAIN BIBLE meets the SIN SPIDERS and rescues GOO MAN

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mr.Radar posted:

Why did I find that so interesting despite knowing basically nothing about Rob Zombie or The Munsters? :psyduck:

The Golden Man posted:

me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula
mom: dead i am the one
me, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from the canada revenus agency
my dad via speakerphone: conquering the worm

Gravitas Shortfall has a new favorite as of 07:36 on Apr 21, 2021

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1385549184938483714?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


English (French, a bunch of other languages) does the same thing but hides like a coward behind Latin for it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/chrisfralic/status/1394069922469326848?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/ondrejhudecek/status/1397927428744310791?s=20

It's incredible
https://olympics.com/en/films/watch/the-nagano-tapes-five-rings-films

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


listen, if Kermit T. Frog gave me condolences on the death of my mother I'd burst into tears as well

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Waiting for Nite Owl and Silk Spectre to turn up at Ozymandius's base like "Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your instructions"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


The UK literally did a pandemic response exercise in 2016 where the results were "the country is massively unprepared but here's how we could fix that"

None of its recommendations were followed through on.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Platystemon posted:

The non‐avian dinosaurs went extinct tens of million years before the emergence of grasslands.

Jurrassic Park is set in the modern era, and depicts dinosaurs being held in a grassland habitat :colbert:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Inceltown posted:

That's what they think it is.

Well I guess they found it

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Chas McGill posted:

I don't get it either, maybe I'm officially old and out of touch.

it's not Thursday so you're also out of time

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Knormal posted:

Good to see some of the Muppets who didn't get hired into the Disney era branching out.

https://twitter.com/doejobkin/status/1433286595650617344?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


TorpedoFish posted:

My parents' dog is named Clark and he is the best Clark, even better than Clark Kent, who he is not named after, and explorer William Clark, who he was named after. His brother was named Lewis and the rescue org named them that because they were such brave boys.

Proof:


You're correct

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Chris Pratt is a kind of boring hunk actor that should be voicing a kind of boring hunk character, like a square jawed interchangeable FPS protagonist.

Get a proper voice actor to voice your weird mushroom trip Italian plumber, or at least an actor with range outside of "friendly doofus" and "friendly doofus trying to sound serious"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


EoinCannon posted:

Hollywood casting has been like this forever
It won't get funding if it doesn't have some star names attached

yeah for sure, but "Jack Black as Bowser" and "Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong" is genius stunt casting, while "Christ Pratt as Mario" is bafflingly bland in comparison.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


zoux posted:

Heavy is good...is sign of quality. If it is decline, you can always hit someone with it.
__________________________/

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I swear Kris Straub did a strip about wanting to be published in papers being the same as swimming out to get onto the Titanic as it's sinking, but it's been excised from the internet (probably because Kurtz is his buddy)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Suchen dich? Das rad!

https://twitter.com/katewillaert/status/1308881238145617920?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Kitfox88 posted:

it matches tinker tailor soldier spy though!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Skwirl posted:

I'm trying to figure out a situation where hot desking (which sounds like a sex thing) makes any loving sense at all.

I work in an IT department that is probably moving to hot desking, but it's more that half of us will still be working from home with a couple of people in the office each week on a rotating shift. We still have our own machines we log into but we have thinclients on each desk that let us log in from wherever. So we don't really need our own desks, though we'll probably still have individual file cabinets or whatever to store junk in.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/machtackle/status/1455196815503077383?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bibliotechno Music posted:

This looks like Hyperbole and a Half’s Simple Dog

Katie is a pro follow if you like cats, she has two and they are massive idiots.

Also, one once bought home a sword.

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1321401244825591810?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



They'd be dead within a month and so would the Republic, Ave Imperator Parton

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/TheDebbieMia/status/1459766435392204801?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


dialhforhero posted:

A few pages ago but…what kind of onanism isn’t, well, furtive?

Diogenes's

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/doomwiki/status/1462528755856031748?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


The virgin inferior copper salesman vs the chad sausage seller

https://twitter.com/OptimoPrincipi/status/1462848275879448578?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Push El Burrito posted:

Wait until you find out what's in the water you drink. It's the same stuff that's in the ocean!

car batteries???

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Jezza of OZPOS posted:

look I think if we can't tell canadians and USA'ians apart fair is fair and they shouldn't be able to tell us apart either

They're like "where's the car?" and we're like, "where's the car?"

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Morpheus posted:

he's a news guy??'

He used to be a Newsboy but now he's a news MAN

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