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christmas boots posted:I don't hate her, but her schtick wears off pretty quickly since she's not really doing much tbh. I much prefer Anthony Atamanuik's Trump impressions. Not a huge fan of her or anything but she understands the fundamental principle that it's not worthwhile trying to parody Trump. He's already more ridiculous than anything you would think of so the best you can really do is take things he's already said and lip-sync them. If you tried to do his Jonathan Swan interview as a bit it would be hack.
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Megaterium posted:https://twitter.com/SusannaLHarris/status/1296513714385047553 Absolutely shocked to see this guy retweeting JK Rowling.
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zoux posted:Is there a way I can be placed into a coma until November 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbr7B1OVa0g
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zoux posted:But here’s something coldly transactional for you: Mike Pence has a much better chance of winning than Donald Trump. So be careful what you wish for. Are you basing this on anything?
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minato posted:The sum of 1+2+3+... = -1 / 12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww This video got passed around a few years ago, if it seems like nonsense I suggest watching the follow up Mathologer video explaining why the claim is at the very least misleading.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:This has to be terrifying for the right. Intelligent young women who connect with and understand the current and upcoming generations of voters, and speak to them as equals instead of nuisance children who need stern discipline to keep them from agitating for things like living wages and health care, have actually been elected to positions of authority. I want to watch Chuck Grassley try and stream Among Us. Nobody is allowed to help him set things up.
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Kanye West is basically the J.D. Salinger of our times.
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https://twitter.com/bobvids/status/1328772282005790720 I watched Justice League and Geostorm on the same flight, Geostorm was the better movie. Can't see how a different cut of the same terrible movie would be any better.
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Really hoping I never learn about any important news from this account.
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steinrokkan posted:Best known for 3) Writing a column called "Incel Corner" on Milo Yiannopoulous's website and then getting stiffed on payment
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Skwirl posted:He got married to a woman much younger than him but she's an adult and I ain't gonna blame a lady for marrying a guy with a lot of money who is also funny. Is there anything worse? There's this as well: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...9rEuZTHiVs97TXJ quote:His confused reaction comes after the “Stephen Universe” star wrote in a tweet on Sunday: “I think about the first time I met David Cross 10 years ago & he made fun of my pants (that were tattered because I was poor). Dumbfounded I stared at him speechless and he said to me ‘what’s a matter? You don’t speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong.’ Which, you know, isn't great. As already said, he just seems like an unpleasant person based on that and also every podcast I've ever heard him on.
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Ben Shapiro looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his green shirt before Home Depot. Very very disrespectful.
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https://twitter.com/champagnesocia8/status/1392856199889096708 Not being able to buy a graphics card sucks but at least this cryptocurrency stuff is occasionally entertaining. E: Looking at the picture more closely I'm pretty sure it was created by an AI and I can't find any real sources. In my defense the biggest Bitcoin exchange used to be Magic the Gathering Online cards so this didn't sound too implausible. NoEyedSquareGuy has a new favorite as of 01:05 on May 14, 2021 |
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zoux posted:Settle down bud "CDC issues clarification: Yes, you can still gently caress the chicken"
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I still browse the internet using a 56k modem because it's a more pure experience. Like listening to an album on vinyl.
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See also this picture taken from Lord Fauntleroy's School for Fancy Lads
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freeedr posted:poo poo, might have to check that one out then Drove to Oregon and rented it from the last Blockbuster. Not sure there's another way, maybe see if Hollywood Video is still in business?
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I'm in a weird position where someone wants to pay me for a VR animation with an NFT. Getting a Quest 2 out of the deal since I need it for development and nobody has ever paid me for what I do so it's worth the effort either way, but assuming the deal goes through is there still a direct way of turning the NFT into USD? I know when Beeple made his 30 million or whatever from his sale he immediately converted it into USD saying that NFTs were a scam, is there an easy process to follow or is it more like "Assuming someone buys your NFT you will get X amount of Etherium. Assuming you can find someone to convert that, you'll get some real money from it." For now I'm just looking at it as being paid $400 in the form of a Quest 2 plus a token which is worth between $0 and $100,000 and which I have no idea what to do with.
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Stexils posted:??? don't accept payment in nfts In this case it's for something I would be doing anyway as a hobby and makes me no money. If it's worth literally nothing like I expect, it's still worth it to get the Quest 2.
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Stexils posted:seriously, does this poo poo sound like something you want to deal with? No, which is more or less what I was expecting. My understanding of Bitcoin is that you can maybe turn it into real money if you give it to the Winklevoss twins or something, Eth seems even sketchier than that and NFTs even worse. The person I'm talking isn't an NFT evangelist or anything, I think he's just another person who vaguely thinks they might be the next big thing without really understanding why. If there's any opportunity to get paid with real money instead I'll certainly go with that option, just not sure if that's on the table. It's a case where I've been doing a thing for like 10 years with nobody caring and suddenly someone offers me a Quest 2 and an NFT to make another one. I was already going to do that so sure, maybe? If it's not worth negative money? Don't know how much it costs to list on an auction site but if it's more than like $50 I'll probably just forget about it.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Wish the onion had kept their video production team. Lake Dredge Appraisal, Sex House, and Today Now were wonderful in a I Think You Should Leave way. Now they keep getting sold as a company so much they can’t even include images with older articles anymore. The Onion has still been good despite ownership changes but it's a shame there will never be another Porkin' Across America.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1492314931852570630?s=20&t=EsWK4_1A2cIaQnng9aYBRw Some guy once approached me in a parking lot saying I looked like a cool guy and I knew right away he wanted to sell me magazines.
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zoux posted:Engel in particular was extremely insane about the Afghanistan withdrawal. I think my man just likes war. https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1498408745403101184
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm about 50/50 on "everybody is making up stories about their drug trips to prank goody-two-shoes like me" Salvia is a nonsense kind of drug. LSD and mushrooms can give you the typical psychedelic experience you would expect from hallucinogens, salvia is more like "I became the color blue moving left slowly, and I weighed 10,000 pounds"
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Why? He'll just waste it again Hickley didn't miss, he just wasn't using a gun with a high enough caliber. If he'd used a Desert Eagle instead it would have been curtains for Reagan.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/nickeldoodle/status/1573549163903651845?s=20&t=QevL59WV3jTiqRrbyE7glg https://twitter.com/RicardesAntonio/status/1573578830417080320
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some plague rats posted:Taibbi was a properly left writer and a good one too- Great Derangement and Bubble Machine are excellent reads. After the smear campaign kicked off it got his book on BLM cancelled, his podcasts shitcanned, the whole nine yards and he turned into a free speech warrior and went downhill from there His book on Eric Garner was good, too bad being hit with fake Me Too smears tanked the reception for it. TARFU Report also ended because Alex Pareene's father died around the same time as the smears were going on and he didn't want to continue, it had some good bits while it lasted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wETs8fpjsso
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World War Mammories posted:it is a true fact that the tankie thread was gassed because one of its most prominent posters was into underage parasitic dick pregnancy porn and I think that is an important piece of sa lore that should not be forgotten Is that when a rogue dick latches onto a pregnant teen and drains her life force? I'm out of touch with current porn trends I guess.
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zoux posted:Jerking off in VR seems like the prelude to the most embarrassing incident in one's life. VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your mother has entered the room.
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