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angerbeet posted:My mom used to tell me a story that Muhammad was so patient he let a pregnant cat deliver a litter of kittens in his lap and that's why cats have an M on their forehead. He just saw the OwO upside down
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Congratulations, you're about to poo poo a healthy litter of lasagna
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Jesus, I made it to "Yes, Richard" and clicked out on sheer reflex due to the awkward pause after the Saudi Arabia thing. Gah
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What the gently caress is thIs mutant doing holding a bag with his pinky
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My secret theory is that he was trying for a Simpsons 'Don't Have a Cow!' licensing deal and trademarked the name before realizing that he was entirely up his own rear end, and now he's trying to spin his cow-based property to recoup
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Lieutenant Dan posted:drivin in his car
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Guyyysss, in the thread for ridiculing a doofus for fun, let's ... not, okay? Just, jeez, I can't even
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How many thousands of dollars has he spent on speech coaches to create the accented-no-accent dialect pastiche he speaks in? It's fascinating how odd it is
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Repsotting the gently caress out of this as we speak
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Can someone like take minutes or give a general rundown of the zoom bullshit because I'm making dinner but am super curious/entergaged
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Apparently it was delayed until october 1 when Nathen realized that he had like seven people entergaged. Stand down goons
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Mega64 posted:This is swinging back to sad. He's just enacting the central tenet of delayabiolosis, don't be sad. There's a plan
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Yaldabaoth posted:It wasn't mentioned in his book at all. Dude if you read that poo poo instead of just doing a ctrl+f in a .PDF to answer that one question can I formally request a book report
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Xaintrailles posted:There's one already in the thread, thanks to Thots and Prayers. This thread has been going so long that I forgot, thanks! Thots and Prayers' readthrough starts on page seven for anyone curious about the mysteries of... (thunderclap) arabiolosis
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Garfield Eats is babytown frolics, I'm the world's youngest licensee of Riffraff Fucks
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Elephant Ambush posted:Wait what? He was in Ghostbusters 2 and also did Venkman's voice in the Ghostbusters video game. I thought him quitting doing the movies was after GB2; then he came around and agreed to be in the 2019 lady movie, just not as Venkman. (Don't worry, everyone else forgot about that one too.)
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Garfield succeeded, or so he thought Nermal arrived and was embraced He was raised as something man, but also not man A swarthy swishy spectre to herald the reckoning He has returned to shame and lay low his mailer AbuDhabiolosis
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Love me, feed me, don't attempt to initiate sexual congress under any circumstances
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Ara-diealone-sis
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Change from loving BEING into BEING
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The Alchemist posted:*enters the thread Mazri-style* The long-rumored Arahiolosis, bringing balance at last. I knew it existed
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reignofevil posted:dear god it was Easy mistake; one was a male actor in his 60s enjoying a hamburger, while the other was enjoying acting like a male Hamburger in the 40s
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ThatJesus posted:Is no one going to mention the gold lamb-handling mittens...? Those are mossy oak camo gloves to cover his callused, veiny working man hands
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Pictured: the ominous prediction the garfield plush costume saw as it was delivered outside casa mazri
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WORLD'S ONLY ARMPIT FOOD can we get a wellness check or something i feel like I'm having a vicarious stroke
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Odie branded cup of dog cum
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The mask is off, bitches, and I'm watching.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:he's reading quotes from his book I don't give a gently caress what he's reading if it's followed up with that laugh and asking a reluctant fursuit for agreement
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im saint germain posted:Yeah his tiktok output is a somewhat unique mess when it comes to his brand. I have a feeling quite a few of those videos will be scrubbed if he ever decides to pull out of his PR tailspin, although I very much doubt his narcissism would allow him to let anyone else take the mic from him, so who knows what it would take to get him to stop projecting such manic failson vibes and just run a company. Because to him the company is a representation of his ego versus his ego being a product of it. He doesn't need the success of a company to feed his ego-- he fuels the company's existence to match the level of his ego. He's a rich idiot.
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Always trust someone whose first jobs out of undergrad are president, ceo, and board member of some dumb thing. Quality, folks
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Yaldabaoth posted:The garfeats pizza doesn't even cook properly due to its bad shape. They start round but are hand-catasrophically prepared to exacting deformity
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EGeez sounds like it's born under the assumption that IP owners make their own action figures and poo poo and then licensors have to buy them and sell them. This is incredibly backwards and seems far too stupid to exist in the real world but it's the only strategy I can rationally divine from his bullshit corporatespeak. There's just nothing there.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I don't know, but I will take the opportunity to note that Cher has been celibate for 20 years or something Further cementing my belief in life after love
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Futanari Damacy posted:Whoever provides the seed capital for these ventures must really not care about seeing any kind of returns at all. The only return his investors are concerned about is their space alien incel weirdo son returning to embarrass them in front of the other tycoons
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1504457095399325701 While reading the text first, the pic looks like a thicc naked black dude with a freddy krueger mask on
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Xaintrailles posted:You say that about everything. Just what someone with a thicc naked black dude as an av would say. PMs extremely open
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